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Have I mentioned …

… how much I hate FrontPage? … how it now inevitably messes up my pages, even when I try to use the FTP functionality? Like tonight, when even though I…

… how much I hate FrontPage?

… how it now inevitably messes up my pages, even when I try to use the FTP functionality? Like tonight, when even though I told it not to, it went ahead and gaily deleted every file it could find? Again?

… how what looks like simple, pretty, nicely-crafted pages that it churns out are actually an ungodly nightmare of files, parts of files, duplicates of files, and just generally an awful mess?

… how, if I didn’t already have everything other than my blogs done up in FrontPage, I’d choose a different tool? Anything?

I just might anyway. It would be a bitch to do. But it might be worth it, just to get that damned rabid monkey off my back.

Feh.

The List is Life

I own two e-mail lists, FYA (For Your Amusement), a joke list sent out at wildly irregular intervals, and WIST (Wish I’d Said That), a quote-a-day list from my quotations…

I own two e-mail lists, FYA (For Your Amusement), a joke list sent out at wildly irregular intervals, and WIST (Wish I’d Said That), a quote-a-day list from my quotations database.

I started FYA two, three, four years back when I realized that I was sending out jokes to a larger and larger group of friends and family, and thought it would be a lot more convenient to let a listserv company handle it. At the time, there were several free ones. Now there’s pretty much just one, Topica, who I’ve been using for both FYA and WIST.

Now, Topica does a pretty good job. It has good configuration options. It’s pretty stable. No complaints. Except that, in order to keep their business model going, they’ve started inserting ads at the top and bottom of their “free” lists.

I have no philosophical problem with this. It’s their business, their model, and they aren’t charging me diddly-squat.

But I have an aesthetic problem. The ads are ugly. They detract. They clash and intrude and just look plain awful. If I didn’t have any other choice, I’d put up with it. It is free, after all.

So it turns out that I do have a choice. My host account with Hosting Matters gives me two mailing lists through MailMan, which interface I’m already familiar with through another list I’m a manager for.

So I transferred everything over tonight. Woo-hoo.

But that’s not what I’m here to blog about.

I mentioned I started FYA to send jokes to family and friends.

There are 39 addresses there. I recognize about half of them.

WIST has 58 members. I recognize only a handful.

“But, Dave,” you say, “you run a blog. You’re used to broadcasting your innermost thoughts out to a bunch of strangers.”

But that’s anonymous. Only if they choose to comment do they become real people. And then they’re real people.

It’s just interesting to actually see a list of people, strangers, who have an interest in content I choose to provide. Vaguely disturbing, vaguely pleasing, but definitely … interesting.

And if you want to, you are of course welcome to subscribe to either FYA or WIST. Or both, if you’re particularly daring.

A domestic conversation

“So, did you tell your Mom you were growing your beard back? Or are you going to let her discover it on your blog?” “On my blog, of course.” “You’re…

“So, did you tell your Mom you were growing your beard back? Or are you going to let her discover it on your blog?”

“On my blog, of course.”

“You’re so bad.”

“Did you run your mouse over the little StorTrooper figure?”

“Should I have?” [Pause] “You’re so bad.”

Thor and Spidey

James Lileks has some nice commentary (now there’s a shock) on comic books in his life. While he’s wrong about Thor (the whole “Ye gods, he’s a god!” thing has…

James Lileks has some nice commentary (now there’s a shock) on comic books in his life. While he’s wrong about Thor (the whole “Ye gods, he’s a god!” thing has actually been touched on now and again), and I disagree with this disdain for organic webshooters, his comments on the secret world of comics readers — and on the marvel that is the book Marvels — are spot on.

‘Nuff said

Headline in the Wall Street Journal Editorial Page: Bush’s Mideast policy has everyone confused. Let’s hope that’s the idea….

Headline in the Wall Street Journal Editorial Page: Bush’s Mideast policy has everyone confused. Let’s hope that’s the idea.

Jeez, I never have any fun!

Some rules for psychic hotline workers, per a company web page: We do not talk to the dead, we let them rest in peace. Do not pretend to know the…

Some rules for psychic hotline workers, per a company web page:

  • We do not talk to the dead, we let them rest in peace.
  • Do not pretend to know the future.
  • You cannot give any counseling about abortion.
  • There shall be no casting of spells on this line or any magic potions.
  • This line is NOT to be used for promoting evil.

    (Via Boing Boing)

  • A hell of a lot more personality than TurboTax

    Say hi to Syd the Accountant. Me: Hey, Syd, I need your help with getting incorporated and setting myself up as an independent contractor. Can we talk soon? Syd: Of…

    Say hi to Syd the Accountant.

    Me: Hey, Syd, I need your help with getting incorporated and setting myself up as an independent contractor. Can we talk soon?
    Syd: Of course! Just make it next week — after Wednesday, I’m going to fuck off for a couple of days which a big bottle of Chivas. I can’t incorporate you, but I’ll hook you up with the best fuckin’ lawyer I know. Then I’ll walk you through getting your GST and PST shit. Fuckin’ piece of cake.

    (Via Boing Boing)

    Don’t drink — or eat — and drive

    An insurance company has rated the ten most dangerous foods to eat while driving. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has found that eating is a bigger distraction than using…

    An insurance company has rated the ten most dangerous foods to eat while driving. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has found that eating is a bigger distraction than using a cell phone when driving.

    The company, Hagerty Insurance, looked into what sorts of foods folks were eating when accidents occured. The main problems they found:

    • Foods that drip ooze get on things — like clothes. Drivers then try to immediately clean them off, taking their attention off the roads. “Drips distract drivers.”
    • Drinks that spill do much the same, making open-topped drinks especially problematic — doubly-so if they are hot.

    • Sticky or greasy foods interfere with gripping the wheel, and provide their own constant distraction to keep cleaning the hands.

    • Foods that take an extra hand can reduce control of the wheel or make manual shifting more difficult.

    The list was ranked by the degree of distraction in eating, the degree of difficulty in eating with only one hand on the wheel, and the popularity of the food in question. The top ten:

    10. Chocolate
    9. Soft Drinks
    8. Jelly and Cream-Filled Donuts
    7. Fried Chicken
    6. Any Barbecued Food
    5. Juicy Hamburgers
    4. Chili or Chili-covered Foods
    3. Tacos
    2. Hot Soups
    1. Coffee

    Other particular hazards they found:

    • Morning rush hour is more dangerous for food than in the evening, since folks are more concerned about their appearance.
    • The odds of an accident double if the vehicle has a stick shift.
    • The odds increase even more when combining eating with cell phone usage.

    This is all amusing … but I can attest to the degree of distraction that fighting spills — or simply unwrapping a burger — can cause.

    Drive safe out there, folks. A burger isn’t worth an accident.

    I gotta be me …

    As long as I’m playing with graphics, I thought I’d update my StorTrooper. Behold … ***Dave … And, yes, I did do a little post-processing to include the Dockers, the…

    As long as I’m playing with graphics, I thought I’d update my StorTrooper. Behold … ***Dave …
    Yes, Mom, I grew my beard back.  Sorry.

    And, yes, I did do a little post-processing to include the Dockers, the wristwatch, the hairy arms, the beard … and, yes, a smattering of grey …

    As for Kitten … well, she stands up on her own a lot more than I hold her in my arms any more. Maybe I’ll work on one for her, too.

    They just don’t get it

    The Pentagon, at the last moment, has filed a budget that includes provisions to exempt it from a number of environmental laws and regulations. They just don’t get it. Yeah,…

    The Pentagon, at the last moment, has filed a budget that includes provisions to exempt it from a number of environmental laws and regulations.

    They just don’t get it.

    Yeah, folks want an effective military, especially these days. But the military’s rep on environmental matters is abominable. And that’s not based on its dilligence on readiness, but just on plain ol’ laziness and lack of oversight. As an employee for a company that is a major DoD contractor for base clean-ups, you can take that as gospel. I could tell you stories …

    There are plenty of exemptions already, both systemic and ad hoc. The proposals do not pass the “blindingly convincing” test that further exemptions need.

    Heck, if even a conservative like Joel Hefley (my own Representative) is irked by the way the DoD has handled this, you know there’s something wrong with it.

    See, that’s the problem with a bad rep. When you cry wolf too often, folks don’t trust you when you claim you’re doing it for real. The DoD has a long way to go before it can convincingly argue that it can be trusted to do the right thing in the environmental arena.

    Resisting any number of obvious puns

    A local family has a six-year-old who’s doing quite nicely in the third grade, as far as the State of Colorado knows. The only problem is, she’s a dog. The…

    A local family has a six-year-old who’s doing quite nicely in the third grade, as far as the State of Colorado knows. The only problem is, she’s a dog.

    The home-brewed scam arises from the home schooling movement in Colorado. According to the way the law reads (and Colorado’s laws are considered middle-of-the-road in laxity/stringency), kids who are registered as home schoolers must be either tested or “evaluated” annually. The evaluation must be done by a teacher, psychologist, or someone with an education degree, but there’s nothing that specifies how it needs to be done. As a result, a little cottage industry has sprung up in such evaluations, done by mail for $25. Which is what happened in this case.

    As a result, the Colorado legislature is looking at requiring at least some personal contact in evaluations. Lobbyists are up in arms.

    But Goossen said what the Campbells did in signing the evaluation form as parents amounts to a setup of Van Acker. “She did absolutely nothing wrong,” Goossen said. “When you’re in that position, there’s an element of trust you’re putting in people.”
    Goossen also compared the evaluations by mail to distance learning. “If you wanted to,” Goossen said, “you could falsify information and get a degree for your dog.”

    That’s true, which is why a lot of “distance learning” programs have a bad rep as “diploma mills.”

    The state has an obligation to both the citizenry that kids are being taught appropriately, and to the kids themselves. Under the present system, that obligation is not being met.

    The public — most vociferously the home-schoolers — criticize the job the state does at teaching kids in public schools, but simply shifting the teaching over to parents doesn’t mean the state loses the responsibility to make sure that education takes place. If it cannot confirm to some level of confidence that kids are getting an appropriate education, then it is not doing its job.

    This is not about home schooling as a concept (that’s a subject for another post). It’s about the state’s obligations — for state, read society — to provide education.

    In the old adage of arms control, “Trust, but verify.” The proposed legislation, at a minimum, should be passed.

    Big money! Big prizes! I love it!

    Just got my quarterly “Amazon Associates” statement. Woo-hoo! I earned a whole $0.85 in referrals last quarter! Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me! Woo-hoo!…

    Just got my quarterly “Amazon Associates” statement. Woo-hoo! I earned a whole $0.85 in referrals last quarter! Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me! Woo-hoo!

    We get searches

    Various entertaining or interesting searches which found me: lots of personality tests (Yeah, that makes sense … and I’m Number 1!) who likes google (And I’m Number 1!) noodle dance…

    Various entertaining or interesting searches which found me:

  • lots of personality tests (Yeah, that makes sense … and I’m Number 1!)
  • who likes google (And I’m Number 1!)
  • noodle dance music (And I’m Number 1!)
  • Gay boys in the locker room (And I’m … Number … 1?)
  • cutest kitten (Number 11 … but she’s Number 1 in my book!)

  • Hey, kids! Comics!

    Saturday, 4 May, is Free Comic Book Day. All sorts of publishers, as well as retailers around the US (and 29 other countries) will be handing out special free comic…

    Saturday, 4 May, is Free Comic Book Day. All sorts of publishers, as well as retailers around the US (and 29 other countries) will be handing out special free comic books. There look to be some pretty keen issues being handed out free, including Star Wars, Tomb Raider, and, natch, various super-heroes. Some publishers are sending out short “special” issues, others recent-but-not-current issues.

    Check it out! And bring a friend!

    Free Comic Book Day

    Guess which one I am

    I’m sure there’s a a Personality Quiz lurking in this definition of the differences between nerds, geeks and dorks. Well worth the download. (Yet again via Trance Gemini)…

    I’m sure there’s a a Personality Quiz lurking in this definition of the differences between nerds, geeks and dorks.

    Well worth the download.

    (Yet again via Trance Gemini)

    Bottoms up — for Victory!

    According to Japanese researchers, drinking a beer a day can help prevent cancer. According to the data, tests showed that giving beer to a rat injected with carcinogens lowers the…

    According to Japanese researchers, drinking a beer a day can help prevent cancer.

    According to the data, tests showed that giving beer to a rat injected with carcinogens lowers the incidence of cancer by up to 50%.
    Researchers theorize that in humans, just drinking from 260 to 500 mm of beer per day would substantially lower the risk of liver, prostrate, colon and rectum cancer.

    Sounds like a good enough reason for me. And a lot more enjoyable than a baby aspirin daily.

    (Via Trance Gemini)

    Sounds like a ringing endorsement to me!

    I run Ad-Aware, a free program from Lavasoft, which searches for spyware andother commercial “We’re tracking you for your own good (and our profits)” programs that get snuck onto your…

    I run Ad-Aware, a free program from Lavasoft, which searches for spyware andother commercial “We’re tracking you for your own good (and our profits)” programs that get snuck onto your system alongside software downloads and certain web pages you visit. I even have a reminder once a week to run the program to scrub my registry and hard drive.

    So imagine my surprise to read about multimedia player that not only downloads spyware to your system, but, as part of its installation, deletes the contents of the Ad-Aware directory, and sneaks the fact that it’s going to do so into its license agreement.

    Geez, guys — at least try to be subtle about it.

    (Via Trance Gemini)

    Buttony goodness

    And there shall come forth a new button, for to link to. With thanks to xButton….

    And there shall come forth a new button, for to link to.

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    With thanks to xButton.

    Your Homeland Security Dollars at Work

    All that stringent post-9-11 security? Doesn’t seem to have made much of an impact as far as being able to get in and out of various federal buildings. The whole…

    All that stringent post-9-11 security? Doesn’t seem to have made much of an impact as far as being able to get in and out of various federal buildings. The whole thing sounds like a bad Mission: Impossible episode …

    It’s not Monday Mission, it’s Saturday Scruples!

    I thought the Monday Mission questions were kinda lame this week (though the effort in crafting them is always appreciated), but then I ran across the Saturday Scruples! (Which, of…

    I thought the Monday Mission questions were kinda lame this week (though the effort in crafting them is always appreciated), but then I ran across the Saturday Scruples! (Which, of course, is now being discontinued due to the busyness of the person who does it, dagnabbit.)

    1. You are filling out your income tax form. Do you declare every cent you are supposed to declare?

    Hmmmm. What are the chances the IRS would look at my blog in conjunction with an audit …?

    I do try to bring a high level of ethical conduct to my tax filings, and end each year with a clear conscience that I have done what I can to sift through the Godawful Mess Which Is Our Tax Code in a fair and accurate fashion.

    2. You find an expensive pen in a public lounge. Do you keep it?

    Yes, but I leave contact information with the front desk, in case someone reports it missing. (I hate expensive pens. I lose pens all the time. I’d probably take this one and stick it on my dresser for use at Important Functions.)

    3. A grisly murder in your area causes an outcry and a referendum on capital punishment. Do you vote to restore the death penalty?

    I am a firm believer in the death penalty. There are crimes for which folks deserve to fry, but that’s pretty subjective. A better argument by far is that there are crimes for which the perpetrator is too dangerous to be allowed to live — even amongst a prison population for the rest of their natural life.

    On the other hand, I have slowly become convinced that our judicial system, while overall pretty decently fair, has enough kinks in it, especially in high-profile capital trials, that I’m not certain the death penalty is being administered appropriately enough with a sufficient degree of confidence.

    There have been too many cases, among the relatively small number of death penalty trials in this country, where there was, after decades of appeals, vindication for the accused. I don’t demand 100% accuracy. I’d like confidence it was something better than 70%, though.

    That being the case, I’d have to say no.

    If I were convinced to a moral certainty that the accused was guilty, though, and the victim was someone I loved … well, what are the chances that the police would look at my blog in conjunction with a second murder investigation?