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Headlight trouble

I’m not a blushing prude, and neither, I sense, is our dear Marn. But, slippery slopes notwithstanding, that doesn’t mean that anything goes. I think there’s a time and place…

I’m not a blushing prude, and neither, I sense, is our dear Marn. But, slippery slopes notwithstanding, that doesn’t mean that anything goes.

I think there’s a time and place for erotica and porn. What any of us does in the privacy of our own homes is between us and our browser caches. But oh man, when I don’t know you and I’m sitting in your place of business at 10 a.m. on a Thursday morning, the last thing I want to learn about you is that lesbian threesomes turn your crank.

Read all about the art of improper interior decoration in a place of business. It is, as Marn usually is, tremendous fun.

Names Mean Things

Dean Esmay notes folks critiquing his spelling of the Muslim holy book as Koran, when the current preferred spelling is Qur’an (or just plain Quran, if you want to be…

Dean Esmay notes folks critiquing his spelling of the Muslim holy book as Koran, when the current preferred spelling is Qur’an (or just plain Quran, if you want to be slightly simpler but less preferred).

That then provoked Dean to point to an interesting article by John Derbyshire on what the author calls “The Onomastic Cringe,” the push in the West to use (approximations of, sometimes vague ones) the “local” names for geography — countries, cities, etc. — and enthnonymy (what people call themselves). (The article gets a bit screwball in places, but it’s an interesting read nonetheless.)

So, for example, one doesn’t call them Gypsies any more, but Roma. It’s not Peking, it’s Beijing. Mt. McKinley becomes Denali. Burma is now Myanmar. And the Koran is the Qu’ran.

I wonder how much of this is a combination of post-colonial guilt and Third World muscle-flexing. Certainly there seems to be no widespread move among English-speakers to refer to Deutschland instead of Germany — nor are the Germans bugging us (or the French with their Allemagne) about it, either.

Maybe the Europeans are innured to it. After all, most cities in Europe have undergone a myriad of spelling changes (Danzig, Gdansk), depending on who owned them that decade, let alone wholesale name changes (St Petersburg, Petrograd, Leningrad, and back to the beginning again).

That might explain why nobody in England cares that the Chinese show Oxford as Niujin on their maps.

One might wonder whether this trend will lead to the end of people criticizing citizens of the US from calling themselves Americans (to the chagrin, rumor has it, of folks in Canada and Mexico and elsewhere on the North and South American continents). After all, if that’s what we call ourselves, that trumps other claims, right?

Well, probably not.

I’m of mixed minds on this (as with so much else). On the one hand, yeah, I feel the need to respect the language and self-identification of others.

On the other hand, chaos pretty quickly can ensue from this, especially when ownership of a name or locale or people comes into dispute, particularly over historical periods. Is it Yerushalayim or Al-Quds — or do we respect several centuries of our own language and just call it Jerusalem, torquing everyone off?

Or, to quote an earlier post of mine on the subject, whose claims do we respect for Mt. Everest’s “real” name? The Tibetan name Qomolangma. as proposed by Tibetan scholars working in Beijing? Or maybe Chomolungma, as other Tibetans call it? Or Sagarmatha. as it is named by the Nepalese?

Maybe we should just give it a lat-long coordinate and leave it at that. Or return to its pre-surveying days of “Peak 15.”

How do you spell Moammar Gaddafi’s name, anyway? Has anyone asked him? Does that matter?

Anyway, I’m not sure it’s a debate that lends itself to a straightforward answer, being tied to history, politics, religion, and emotion — not to mention orthographies and alphabets that don’t match our own. I’ve referred to the Muslim holy book hereabouts as the Qur’an for quite some time.

But, then, I think it’s cool being pedantic, so don’t pay me any attention.

(with a nod toward Adam for the title)

Drooling for December

The Return of the King trailer. ‘Nuff said. (via Ipse Dixit)…

The Return of the King trailer. ‘Nuff said.

(via Ipse Dixit)

The game’s afoot

I’ve set up a blog for my Spycraft game, so I can stop bugging you about it here, except insofar as I comment about my having a blog on it….

I’ve set up a blog for my Spycraft game, so I can stop bugging you about it here, except insofar as I comment about my having a blog on it.

Or something like that.

I’m so proud

I have Kitten shouting off the names of the various Justice Leaguers during the main titles to the cartoon. “Look! They’re shadows! Ooooh! Batman! Wunnah Woman! Geen Lanern!” Pause. “Supuhman!…

I have Kitten shouting off the names of the various Justice Leaguers during the main titles to the cartoon.

JLAnimated

“Look! They’re shadows! Ooooh! Batman! Wunnah Woman! Geen Lanern!” Pause. “Supuhman! Marrin Mannunnuh!” (Yes, she actually decently syllabifies “Martian Manhunter.”) “Oooh, Running Man!” (That’s “Flash,” to all of you.)

She hasn’t quite remembered Hawkgirl’s name consistently, though she recognizes her as Mommy’s Favorite.

More odd is her insistence on identifying the JL as “bad guys.” I don’t know if she misunderstands “bad guys,” or misunderstands what’s going on, or is just being self-amusedly contrary.

(For your bit of JL trivia today, here’s an earlier concept pic of the team for animation. Some obvious differences include GL’s costume and mask, HG’s gloves, MM’s appearance, and the use of the full JLA name.)

Disposable Digitals

Hokey Smoke — they’re finally coming out with disposable digital cameras. This year, digital cameras (digicams) will outsell conventional cameras, 12.8 million to 12.1 million, excluding disposable, one-time-use cameras. That’s…

Hokey Smoke — they’re finally coming out with disposable digital cameras.

This year, digital cameras (digicams) will outsell conventional cameras, 12.8 million to 12.1 million, excluding disposable, one-time-use cameras. That’s a big exclusion because sales of disposable cameras will reach 214 million this year, up from 198 million in 2002.
This week marks the introduction of the first disposable, two-megapixel digicam by San Francisco-based Pure Digital Technologies, which will be sold under the Dakota Digital brand through Ritz Camera for $11.
While the Dakota sacrifices an LCD screen, which research says is the No. 1 reason people buy digicams, it’s clear that the fate of film is written on the wall. Kodak announced this week it would slash 6,000 jobs this year due to slow film sales.

Which is bad for my company, since we do engineering work for Kodak, but that’s another story.

I’m not sure how they’re going to make it truly “dispsable” — I mean, it has no consumables. I suppose you could limit it by battery life — but you need to be sure there’s enough battery to download the pix, right?

At any rate, an amazing indication of how time marches on. That digital photography could become disposable is astonishing to me.

(via BoingBoing)

Jock Crow

I won’t go into all the details here, just go read Brian’s post about New York’s new “gay high school.” A well-meaning but very misguided (in my opinion) attempt to…

I won’t go into all the details here, just go read Brian’s post about New York’s new “gay high school.”

A well-meaning but very misguided (in my opinion) attempt to deal with the very real harrassment of gay teens, for reasons which Brian elucidates and which are added to in the comments. Though my summary is, Dealing with intolerant thugs by secluding their victims in a separate school seems to be a generally bad idea to me.

Grade F

The Smoking Gun has already awarded its “Legal Document of the Year” award, to a marvelous motion to dismiss the charges against a kid who mouthed off to his principal,…

The Smoking Gun has already awarded its “Legal Document of the Year” award, to a marvelous motion to dismiss the charges against a kid who mouthed off to his principal, using various variations on “fuck.”

The motion goes to extraordinary (and amusing) pains to note the word’s history, its prevalence in society, and various cases where it’s been deemed constitutionally protected.

(Alas, the case got pleaded down, so the motion wasn’t ruled upon. But it’s still great fun to read.)

(via BoingBoing)

Deconstructing the sink

And it will only set you back $3000 or so — not counting installation. As one commenter asked, “How do you fill up water balloons?” (via BoingBoing)…

Hand basin extra

And it will only set you back $3000 or so — not counting installation.

As one commenter asked, “How do you fill up water balloons?”

(via BoingBoing)

Play it again, Sam

The FTC has targeted the music industry again for price fixing. In a unanimous decision, members of the U.S. FTC (Federal Trade Comission) chastised Vivendi Universal and Warner Communications for…

The FTC has targeted the music industry again for price fixing.

In a unanimous decision, members of the U.S. FTC (Federal Trade Comission) chastised Vivendi Universal and Warner Communications for restricting competition in the sale of “The Three Tenors” – Jose Carreras, Placido Domingo, and Luciano Pavarotti – audio and video products. It seems that PolyGram (a company later bought by Vivendi) conspired with Warner “to curb discounting and advertising to boost sales of recordings that the two companies jointly had distributed based on the tenors’ concert in Paris during the 1998 soccer World Cup.”
Based on these practices, the FTC has arrived at a stunning ruling.
“The Commission’s order bars PolyGram from agreeing with competitors to fix the prices or restrict the advertising of products they produced independently.”

They need an FTC order for that?

The labels deny any wrongdoing, which should not come as a shock. The labels also denied earlier charges from the FTC of a much larger price-fixing scandal that cost consumers an estimated $480 million. The pigopolists agreed to settle that little incident by paying 41 suing states $67.4 million in cash and offering $75.7 million in CDs.

Of course, it makes you wonder, if prices are being fixed at an artificially high level — how much of all those much-lamented losses that the labels are suffering is due to file sharing, and how much is due to folks figuring out that the price is too high for this stuff?

Indeed, the article goes on to look at how big those losses have been — and determines that not only are they much lesser, in this poor economy, than many other industries, but they are largely attributable to drops in cassette and vinyl sales — and come on the heels of (and thus contrast with) spectacular growth in the 90s (sales doubled between 1993 and 2002).

The RIAA’s vendetta against file sharing keeps seeming less defensible as time goes on.

Grasping at straws

Driving into work today, NPR had some maddeningly irksome opinion piece when I flipped on the radio, so I changed to a local station — which was also running some…

Driving into work today, NPR had some maddeningly irksome opinion piece when I flipped on the radio, so I changed to a local station — which was also running some maddeningly irksome opinion piece. So I flipped off the radio, though not before deciding to respond to the latter piece.

The topic was gay marriage, and the host was glibly asserting some truly stupid points. Such as:

There’s no Equal Protection issue here, because everyone works under the same restructions. Both gay people and straight people are treated exactly the same under the law, insofar as they are allowed to marry only someone of the opposite sex.

We might call this the Henry Ford Principle of Gender Relations: you can have the car any color you want, as long as it’s black. There’s a certain facile simplicity to it. Well, yeah, I guess you could look at it that way is the automatic reaction. Followed by, Huh?

Because the cases aren’t the same. Because the direction of affection is not the same.

Let us say that Town X decided that three young women in the town needed to be married off. So they declared that the only marriages that would take place were marriages to those three women. That might be fine, if you were already in love with or were attracted to one of them. But if you loved that other young woman not partpart of that group, you’d hardly feel like you were being treated fairly.

Or let’s say that the Federal Government decides that everyone on welfare is going to get free food. Fine, you say, and you trundle off to the free food distribution point — only to find out it’s all cheese and milk and ice cream, and you’re lactose intolerant. “Don’t you have anything that I can eat?” you ask, and are told that you’re being treated exactly the same as everyone else — your particular proclivity against dairy is not their fault, and needn’t be accomodated.

Hmmm. Accomodation. Let’s say you went down to the government office in your wheelchair (or walker, or pushing a baby carriage) — and found yourself facing a huge flight of stairs. “A little help here,” you ask, and are told that you’re not being treated any differently from anyone else — the doors are open to anyone who decides to climb those stairs.

Or let’s look at it from a different perspective. Let’s pass a miscegenation law again. “It’s fair,” we could argue. “Blacks and whites are being treated equally — they are limited to marrying only those of their own color.” Problem is, the Supremes have already established (in 1967) that’s unconstitutional (Loving v. Virginia), both on an Equal Protection and Due Process basis. Without a compelling state interest, subject to the greatest scrutiny, interfering with the freedom to marry cannot stand. “The freedom to marry has long been recognized as one of the vital personal rights essential to the orderly pursuit of happiness by free men. Marriage is one of the ‘basic civil rights of man,’ fundamental to our very existence and survival.”

(Actually, one of the arguments against the Virginia law was a bit different, in that it imposed limitations only on whites getting married — blacks and Orientals and Indians could marry each other to their heart’s content. But the court rejected that even if it were applied equally would the law stand, because the basis for the law, racism, was not a legitimate state interest.)

The second half of the argument was even sillier than the first. It was the assertion that there is no discrimination involved because, by gosh, some gays marry different-gender spouses. The commentator granted that it was usually to hide their orientation from the general public — but he was strangely quiet about defending the True Purpose of marriage, instead merely saying that obviously it meant that everything was fine because, see, even homosexuals can and get married under the present system.

Just not to the ones they want to marry.

But obviously that’s not important. So long as they can marry someone.

Such respect for the “institution of marriage.”

Feh.

Facing the music

Here’s a nice analysis of the myths propagated by both sides in the music-sharing wars. They include everything from the mantra that “copying = theft” to the idea that “I’m…

Here’s a nice analysis of the myths propagated by both sides in the music-sharing wars. They include everything from the mantra that “copying = theft” to the idea that “I’m just sharing with my friends” isn’t covered by copyright law. Interesting stuff.

We want … information

And any information you give us is ours, to do with as we please, which means we can sell it to anyone we do business with, too. And will. And…

And any information you give us is ours, to do with as we please, which means we can sell it to anyone we do business with, too. And will. And do. So there. Don’t like it? Try to find someone else who does what we do. And just think — we charge you a convenience fee, to boot! We are evil! Yay, us! Bwah-ha-ha!

So says TicketMaster.

That’s why “opt-in” solutions to spam will never work, because you’ll just be coerced into opting in, and then you’re stuck.

(Mutter mutter mutter …)

Can’t tell your players without a program

Yet another off-the-wall reason why gay marriage is a Bad Thing: it means women can be replaced. Yes, that’s right, the removal of a woman as one-half of a marriage…

Yet another off-the-wall reason why gay marriage is a Bad Thing: it means women can be replaced. Yes, that’s right, the removal of a woman as one-half of a marriage (at least among marriages between gay men) would be a defeat for women’s rights. Or their right to be brides. Or something like that.

Our [Canadian] Constitution’s phrases about “not discriminate” once meant “not treat unfairly,” but is now re-interpreted as “not distinguish.” It is taken to mean that men and women are the very same thing.
But they are not the same. Over the last hundred years there has been good progress in getting women represented in such institutions as the courts and parliament. If it is now decided that a man can represent a woman, will there be any necessity to have women in other institutions?

Right. If women can be booted out of gay marriages, then they can be booted out of the workplace, too.

Men are physically stronger than women. They have more influence in society. They earn higher incomes with better pensions. They are employable even after age 50. They are not subject to the potential dangers of childbirth, one of the many uncertainties of a marriage. How can two men, two equally privileged persons, say they form a marriage?

Gay marriage — yet another attempt by the patriarchy to degrade and oppress women. You heard it here, first (unless you heard it first on the CBC).

Yeesh.

(via Daimnation)

So much for content of character

A group of parents in Oberlin, Ohio are fighting the assignment of a teacher based on race. That’s what it really comes down to, as various black parents are arguing…

A group of parents in Oberlin, Ohio are fighting the assignment of a teacher based on race.

That’s what it really comes down to, as various black parents are arguing against the scheduling of a white teacher to teach a black history class.

Because of a scheduling conflict, the black teacher who has taught the course for the past several years may not be able to this year.

Phyllis Yarber Hogan, a member of the Oberlin Black Alliance for Progress, said a white teacher wouldn’t be well-suited to teaching students about subjects like slavery. “When you talk about slavery, students need to understand it is not our fault,” she said. “Our ancestors did nothing wrong to be enslaved.
“How do you work through that when the person teaching it is the same type of person who did the enslaving?”

Right. White people can’t teach black history (or about slavery) because slavery was done by white people, not black people.

Never mind that there was a flourishing slave trade in sub-Saharan Africa, managed and participated in by blacks, who found white slavers to be just another market, along with Arabs and other blacks.

And never mind that the argument seems to say that African-Americans have more in common with their black slave ancestors, and white Americans have more in common with white slavers of the past, than they have in common with each other. Is that the lesson we really want to teach?

May we conclude that only women should teach women’s history, only poets should teach poetry, and only robots should teach computer science? Would my Italian background make be better suited to teach the history of Rome?

Or, more pointedly, would my white skin make me more appropriate able to teach US history as a whole — what with all its white Presidents and white generals and white historical figures, let alone all those white Founding Fathers (hmmm, better be male, too) — than a black teacher?

Michael Williams, interim director of Cleveland State University’s black studies program, said schools should choose a black teacher if that person is most qualified, not just because the teacher happens to be black.
If two teachers are equally qualified, Williams gives the edge to the black teacher. “That person still has the advantage of the culture,” said Williams, who is black. “They understand the nuances of the culture.”

I guess the answer would be “Yes,” then. Obviously I “understand the nuances of the [white] culture” better than a black teacher could — and the “nuances of the [male] culture” better than a woman. I clearly understand the “nuances of the [US] culture” better than any foreign-born teacher could. Being of British descent, too, I would obviously be better qualified to understand the “nuances of [British] culture” in teaching English Lit than, say, an African American, a Japanese American, or a Hispanic American.

Is that really the path we want to be going down?

(via David Bernstein)

The spy who GMed me

(Okay, I know, that title spoof is already getting old.) So I’ve committed to some folks to run a Spycraft game. Spycraft is a D20 modern spy and espionage rules…

(Okay, I know, that title spoof is already getting old.)

So I’ve committed to some folks to run a Spycraft game. Spycraft is a D20 modern spy and espionage rules set, which should be an interesting change from other campaigns I’ve run.

Ahem.

Yeah, the last campaign didn’t end all that well. Something about me breaking down and sobbing under the pressure, or something like that.

Hrm.

And looking back at that post, I find I wrote myself a nice set of rules on how not to get overwhelmed when GMing. Which rules bear repeating, as a sanity check here.

1. Be realistic about the time commitment.

Things have eased up quite a bit, and I’m taking some distinct steps to ease that time commitment thang. For one thing, I’m going to, at least in the short term, rely heavily on modules. I’ve a variety of Spycraft modules, both stand-alone and Living ones, and it’s a lot easier for me to clean those up (and tweak them to my own nefarious purposes) than to come up with stuff of my own. I also have a passle of general plot ideas, and, if all else fails, a copy of this. Pre-game planning and involvement should be a lot more manageable.

2. Be realistic about the number of players.

I decided to limit the initial invitation to the folks I game most with already — Margie, Doyce, Jackie, and Randy. I can expand that further, if need be, later on, and there’s certainly a pool of friends and acquaintances that I can draw on — folks from my last game, folks from other games I play or have played in. But having a set of four players whose schedules are known factors is a good start.

3. Decide on rules.

Spycraft. Doyce knows it. I’m getting a copy. And it’s D20-based, so there’s already a high familiarity factor. I’ve got a couple of questions about 3.5 and how it affects Spycraft (or not), but I’m not sweating them.

I still want to do some further Spycraft research on the web, but I could, if pressed, sit down right now and run the first game. It wouldn’t be as good as I’d like, but I could do it. That’s comforting.

4. Be realistic about the scope.

I have some arc stuff I want to weave through the modules I’m using, and eventually use that as a kick-off to original things — but I don’t have to. And I don’t have to right now.

5. Meet regularly, meet often.

May not happen for a bit. If I get one game in a month, for starters, I’ll be happy. Everyone’s schedule is not jam-packed, but there are enough regular games going on that it will take a while for a slot to open up.

But, again, that’s okay. One-shots. Lots of one-shots. Regular scheduling is less critical if folks aren’t having to scratch their heads to remember critical clues and events from the previous session.

6. Keep it Simple, Stupid.

I think I’m doing that so far. Baby steps. As long as it’s fun, not a chore, then it will be fun for the players, too. And that’s paramount.

So, why am I doing this (again)?

Well, part of it is the GM Muse has been poking me with her Shortsword of Inspirational Prodding (+2) lately.

And part of it is the feeling that I’ve been “taking” more than “giving” to the gaming community lately (i.e., that I’ve been relying on others to provide the entertainment, being the perpetual party guest rather than host).

And I just feel I need to do it, and want to do it — to exercise those creative muscles, if you will, though I’ve any number of other creative things I should be spending time on.

Maybe, a weensy bit, to prove that I can still do it.

But I won’t obsess on it. And I’ll keep that above advice in mind. And this, too, which I wrote:

I’ll run something small — four, five people tops. I’ll try to meet more frequently, maybe every other week. I’ll work with a ruleset I know. I’ll try to deal with things from game to game, see where things are going, before I get too much into the Grand Scheme of Things.
And I’ll try to have fun. Because if it’s not fun, then somebody’s doing something wrong. Probably me.

Stay tuned.

The spy who loved me

Heh. Brian reminds me of this old joke, which is also perfect timing for my upcoming Spycraft game. Of course, the fact that Brian got it in an e-mail from…

Heh. Brian reminds me of this old joke, which is also perfect timing for my upcoming Spycraft game.

Of course, the fact that Brian got it in an e-mail from his wife makes it even funnier. (Dude, definitely go for “C”.)

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances,” said one of the examining agents. “Inside this room, you will find your spouse sitting in a chair. Kill her.”
The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. Then came screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. The examining agents looked at each other, wondering what was going on.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. “The gun was loaded with blanks,” she explained, “so I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
Moral: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them.

Heh.

Spam, spam, spam, and eggs

For no other reason than that I caught a few good ones, here’s a sampling of spam subject lines this morning: ADV: All the Stars from Bad Boys II Naked!…

For no other reason than that I caught a few good ones, here’s a sampling of spam subject lines this morning:

  • ADV: All the Stars from Bad Boys II Naked! – Must Be 18 Years
    or Older
    Be still, my heart.

  • Only you will know Since I didn’t open it, not even I will know.
  • ><<<<<< FREE HOLY WATER FROM LOURDES, FRANCE >>>>>>>>> s
    Lord love a spammer.

  • I love you!Might be more interesting if it weren’t CCed to several people.
  • the most affordable voice recognition software iyuuy Soon with new spelling and capitalization checker!
  • FW: Dave.hallaran please her like no other guignol finnoentflo If only my name were Dave Hallaran. Or if I wanted to please her like no other guignol.
  • Hi! Amateur lesbians! 0No thanks. I’ll wait for the professional ones.
  • FWD: I’m sick of people laughing at me jklhi udd Stop sending out spam. They’ll stop yelling at you, too.
  • fat melts away, guaranteed 100%Dude, I saw a Twilight Zone about that, once.
  • bug bites no more? p aqdza fwbxx du I’m getting a disturbing amount of spam about bug repellent these days.
  • Cheap and high quality software development Given that it’s sitting in a folder next to other “development” mail, I have my doubts.
  • SmartSuite! Millennium! Edition V9.7 paulcook For all of you who still think “millennium” means new and modern.
  • how often do you find yourself saying: “i wish i knew how to get the lowest iinterest rate in forty years” vgmf yujfwcrm Surprisingly, not all that often. Except the “vgmf yujfwcrm” part, but that’s only when I’m invoking the Elder Gods to drag all spammers down into the squamous bowels of Hell.

Kitten’s Progress

Anne reminds me of ongoing progress in Kitten’s life. She seems to be (knock on wood!) pretty well potty trained, praise the Maker. While we still bug her about hitting…

Anne reminds me of ongoing progress in Kitten’s life.

She seems to be (knock on wood!) pretty well potty trained, praise the Maker. While we still bug her about hitting the head on a regular basis, she also voluntarily goes on her own, too. Biggest problem she has is restoring all the clothing she takes off — she’s a little exhibitionist at heart (just like her mom).

(The Big Secret? Wish I had one. Supportiveness, encouragement — and letting her know that she couldn’t attend preschool next month if she wasn’t potty trained. Well, that and Dora panties. Go fig.)

There’s been a couple cases of intentionally “acting out,” but that’s to be expected (and dealt with). And she’s had a couple of accidents when she was too interested in playing to interrupt herself. That’s to be expected, too.

We’re still putting her into pull-ups at night, though she almost always wakes up dry. The one night we didn’t think it wise, logistically, to change her, she woke up dry, too. Once we know that she can take care of business at night, when needed, we’ll initiate that change as well.

So, of course, we have a huge CostCo box of unopened diapers in the garage. Well, I’m sure we’ll find a use for them — or find someone else who does.

She’s doing better at getting herself dressed, too.

Other encouraging bit of news is that she’s been sleeping in a lot better — meaning she’s been getting up around 8, rather than 6. Which, particularly on the weekends, is a huge change for the better (though, to be fair, there were times when we’ve relied on her as a human alarm clock).

Getting her down to sleep is … progressing as well. It’s still a separation trauma, but less so than a few weeks ago. Last night she went down without a peep — granted, it was past her bed time, but there were also Exciting Doings with the Testerfolk, Randy, and Dogs. Stay tuned.

The big chill

“I wonder if they’ll cancel Kitten’s swim class today,” Margie commented on the phone. Huh? “It’s only 65 degrees out.” Hmmm. Well, on the one hand, I hate to see…

“I wonder if they’ll cancel Kitten’s swim class today,” Margie commented on the phone.

Huh?

“It’s only 65 degrees out.”

Hmmm. Well, on the one hand, I hate to see Kitten miss a swim class. On the other hand … Hoody-hoo! Only 65 degrees in mid-morning! Huzzah!

Beats the hell out of 95. Or even 85.