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Clones, again

It’s extremely fashionable to knock Attack of the Clones. Having watched it again with my folks last night, I have to say … I’m a slave to fashion. I mean,…

It’s extremely fashionable to knock Attack of the Clones. Having watched it again with my folks last night, I have to say … I’m a slave to fashion.

I mean, there’s just a ton of eye candy. And, having until of late played in a Star Wars RPG campaign set in the prequel era, it’s sort of fascinating seeing of this stuff again from a cinematic perspective.

But, jeez, the story is horribly convoluted. You could have (all things being equal) a fine film about Anakin Skywalker, or a fine film about Obi-Wan Kenobi, or even a fine film about the Truly Messed-Up Jedi Council, but this movie tries to be all three, and even joining all of them up at the end doesn’t clean things up. There’s a bit of that in the middle episode of the original trilogy — but it sure seemed a lot easier to follow along what was happening in The Empire Strikes Back. I don’t think that’s just hindsight.

Second, there’s just folks behaving stupidly. We keep hearing over and over again from Mace Windu that the Jedi are just peacekeepers, not an army. Which explains why they get all gathered together into a giant battle, from which few of them survive.

(Jedi are ninja — individually, powerful and cool, but easily overwhelmed by massed forces, and far too training-intensive to serve as troops. What a bunch of goofs.)

We’ll leave aside that military strategy in the Republic seems limited to human (or robot) wave attacks. Or that strategic weapons are unknown (since one tactical nuke would have simply wiped out both the Federation robots and the Republic clones). Feh.

But that’s just unrealism, and we can forgive all of that. The bottom line of the failure of Clones is that the best actor in the film is Christopher Lee, who plays a supporting villain. One of the leads, Hayden Christensen, can’t seem to act his way out of a paper bag. (“Hi, I’m Anakin Skywalker, the Sulky Jedi. Now I’m a Tormented Jedi. Now I’m a Murderous Jedi. Now I’m a Henpecked Jedi. Now I’m a Headstrong Jedi. Now …”) Not only is the writing/directing/acting poorly designed, it’s poorly executed. I don’t know if Princess Amadala should dump Anakin in a second because he’s an awful person, or because he’s awfully acted.

Not that Anakin is alone in getting stilted and poorly acted dialog, but he’s the “best” at being the worst portrayed.

*Sigh*

Granted that Lucas could never have told a story that would live up to the expectations, that he’s managed to squander so much of the good will he had coming in is practically a crime against humanity.

Glancing back at my review at the first viewing, it doesn’t seem it was any better the first time around.

Ah, well.

Brutal Killers

I keep wanting to find a clever way of drawing some sarcastic parallel between grizzly bears and the criminal poaching assholes that massacre them, but screw it. Read the article,…

I keep wanting to find a clever way of drawing some sarcastic parallel between grizzly bears and the criminal poaching assholes that massacre them, but screw it. Read the article, and consider how nice some divine retribution would be right about now …

(via Doyce)

This is not me …

… but it is a pretty weird net-story. This summer, Dave Hill got a refreshing break from the run-of-the-mill spam that routinely invades his e-mail inbox. Instead of hawking mortgages,…

… but it is a pretty weird net-story.

This summer, Dave Hill got a refreshing break from the run-of-the-mill spam that routinely invades his e-mail inbox. Instead of hawking mortgages, penis-enlargement pills or weight-loss products, a message arrived that seemed straight out of a science-fiction novel.

(via Tess, who wondered)

Shades of Gary Seven

Very, very cool. A FOIF publication of the CIA’s National Intelligence Estimate 11-1-67, presented to LBJ in March 1967, on the status of the Soviet space program. The page is…

Very, very cool. A FOIF publication of the CIA’s National Intelligence Estimate 11-1-67, presented to LBJ in March 1967, on the status of the Soviet space program. The page is annotated with what the CIA was correct in knowing (despite, in some cases, strenuous efforts by the Soviets to keep the info secret) and with where the CIA was dead wrong. Interesting both to space buffs and to intelligence buffs.

(via Samizdata)

He’s a man who leads a life of danger …

A test that Margie took … Your fantasy man is a Secret Agent Who wouldn’t be interested in a debonair date with dashing good looks, and a license to kill?…

A test that Margie took …

Your fantasy man is a Secret Agent
Who wouldn’t be interested in a debonair date with dashing good looks, and a license to kill? Sounds just about right for your fantasy man.
This guy’s got brains, brawn, and bravado. The fact that he saves the world on a regular basis doesn’t hurt either. He’s a man with a multitude of original talents — who do you know who can speak 10 languages, turn a lighter into a lock pick, and escape death in the nick of time.
Whether he’s going after the bad guy, or recovering a stolen masterpiece, your dream date always does it in his own sophisticated style — shaken — not stirred. So, get ready for adventure, intrigue, and excitement when your secret agent invites you along on his next secret mission.

Good thing I started up that Spycraft campaign, then. I get to take her along on secret missions all the time …

Total Recall

[N.B. This post was never actually finished/published at the time it was written.] My memories of Gray Davis are of his name ubiquitously showing up in the legislative analyses of…

[N.B. This post was never actually finished/published at the time it was written.]

My memories of Gray Davis are of his name ubiquitously showing up in the legislative analyses of ballot propositions when I was coming of a voting age. I always thought he had a cool name, and thought it unlikely that he’d ever be a political leader.

I’ve not followed the precise sequence of events in California over the past several years, since I’ve not been a resident. I do know that, depending on who you talk to, Governor Davis is either Being Railroaded by a Right-wing Conspiracy Trying to Blame Him for the Evils of Enron, or else he’s the Worst Governor Since Pontius Pilate and He Raise the Car Tax Too Much (and Illegally).

The truth is likely somewhere in-between, of course.

As to the prospects of Governor Ahhhnold, he’d be just the latest in a line of movie stars turned political leaders, some of whom have been successes, some not. He’s shown a measure of business acumen (though that, too, hasn’t always been a guarantee of political success). He, like any Republican, is going to face an overwhelmingly Democratic state legislature and state government, so, like the dog who finally catches a car, what to do next will probably be a worth a head-scratch or two.

But, regardless, my topic is the recall system itself.

California is democracy-crazy. The political and legal landscape there has been wildly influenced by the popular referendum, which basically lets the legislature get by with doing nothing bold, knowing that one special interest group or another will turn around and get those bold proposals (whether brilliant, lunatic, or both) on the ballot. Proposition 13 was the most famous example, but many others have come down the pike since then, from term limits to tobacco limits to affirmative action and bilingual education. It’s a crazy way of doing government, and whether you approve of it or not depends on (a) your belief in pure democracy vs. representative democracy, and (b) your pet proposals getting through.

The recall process is part and parcel of this political landscape, since, as we all know by now, all you have to do is get a petition through and the existing incumbent governor is voted up or down; if down, any clown with only a plurality of votes can get in.

This is, as has been loudly portrayed, anti-democratic.

I suspect, of course, that were it an Evil Conservative Republican Governor being so recalled, that the folks decrying the current recall laws would be declaring them a brilliant triumph for democracy — and, of course, to some degree, vice-versa. Democracy is usually waved around as a banner — in hoc signo vinces — when it’s battling on your side.

I dunno. Like most Americans, I suspect, I’m deeply suspect of the wisdom of the mob, even while I maintain that trusting the mob’s wisdom is better than trusting to the political class. As in most things, it depends on whether my own ox is being gored.

The basis for the “anti-democratic” argument (partisan politics aside) is that (a) the recall process invalidates an election, and (b) by requiring only a plurality, it works against the will of the people.

Argument (a) makes no sense to me. A recall does not invalidate an election, it shortens the period before the next election. It is, in a sense, super-democratic, in that it serves as a short-term referendum on whether a representative is doing what they were elected to do.

(Whether this is wise or not is another matter — but to argue it’s unwise is in fact to argue against pure democracy, not for it.)

Argument (b) carries a bit more weight — though, to be sure, most elections are decided by a plurality of the voting population, as opposed to a plurality of actual voters. In an era of election turn-outs of 20-30%, for example, nobody can claim to represent the majority, except insofar as silence implies consent. Which, in fact, I believe it does.

In point of fact, Gray Davis was re-elected in 2002 with a plurality of the vote, not a majority. He had 47.4% of the vote, vs. his nearest competitor, Bill Simon, who had 42.4%. That is, in fact, a plurality, even before you consider that those numbers were from the only 50.6% of the registered voters who actually voted — or the 36.1% of the population that was eligible to vote.

One could even make the argument that California recalls are more democratic than the normal election, insofar as the bar for entering as a candidate is so low. There are no primaries to either winnow out the true lunatic fringe from the candidate pool in each party (or, depending on who’s analyzing it, to winnow out the moderate centrists who don’t appeal to the radical fringes who run the party machines); thus, nearly anyone can (and did) run, and the choice of candidates to the public is much broader, much less filtered, than in an ordinary campaign.

I’m not sure if that’s a good thing, but an occasional shake-up of the political status quo often is.

The companion argument to the California recall being anti-democratic is that it is part of a Vast GOP Plot to “steal” elections that it cannot win. The data points for this are pretty sparse (the contested Florida vote is one, the impeachment of Bill Clinton (though he would have been succeeded by Al Gore, not by Bob Dole) is the other). On the other hand, if this were such a plot, I’d expect to see a lot more of that sort of thing around the country, and I’d expect it in locations where having a Republican at the helm would actually make a difference (to bolster the House and Senate counts, for example, not to win the governorship of California). And, of course, bearing in mind that the recall is being done legally, by state law, not only is the “stealing” metaphor strained beyond recognition, it’s a two-edged sword. Surely, if the Dems want to, given their historic majority registration in the state, it would be easier for them to recall a GOP governor than the other way around; indeed, many people expect to see just that sort of thing happen, regardless of who wins.

In which case, it will be up to the petitioners of California, as well as the voters, to decide when enough is enough. Which sounds pretty democratic to me.

Time off for fun behavior

My folks are coming into town this evening for the holiday weekend, so expect blogging here to be light; it’s not practical for me to set up my notebook on…

My folks are coming into town this evening for the holiday weekend, so expect blogging here to be light; it’s not practical for me to set up my notebook on the breakfast table when we’re eating there regularly, and between the various bodies in the house vying for solitaire time on Margie’s computer, getting hold of it long enough to do any blogging, were I even inclined to do so, is usually tough.

I expect a fun weekend of the zoo, golf, football, food, and maybe a drive into the mountains. I expect many interestnig conversations, and a chance to show off the new sound system with some movies.

I also expect to be able to sleep in a lot.

Should be fun.

Pledge drive

Here in Colorado, we’ve been having the same sort of rancorous Pledge of Allegiance fight in the statehouse and courts and schools that many states have. Never mind that most…

Here in Colorado, we’ve been having the same sort of rancorous Pledge of Allegiance fight in the statehouse and courts and schools that many states have.

Never mind that most school districts already voluntarily include the Pledge in their daily routine; the debate seems to have been taken over by Proud Defenders of Civil Liberties on one side, and Proud Defenders of Patriotic Duty on the other side (or, as their opponents might characterize them, Godless Humanist Anti-American Liburrals vs. Tyrannical Jingoistic Wingnut Consurrrvatives), with one side insisting that the Pledge is a cruel and evil imposition of political and religious speech on traumatized and trembling kidlings, while the other side insists that it’s the only thing standing between us and the utter breakdown of civil society.

I can certainly understand the Constitutional arguments on both sides, once one peels back the grandstanding and demagoguery. I can understand concerns about forced speech, the social issues that complicate opt-out systems, and the dangers of imposing statements like “under God” on kids.

What I don’t understand — or, more accurately, what I think is misguided — is the stand that “The Pledge, as require, rote speech, has no educational purpose.”

First off, if that were true, then those occasions when I was growing up and had to memorize poems and other bits of speech (let alone songs) must have been simple time-wasters. Memorizing the multiplication tables? Learning the ABC song? All of them, utterly useless as educational items.

But, second, that argument tends to segue into an attack on the purported purpose of imposing the Pledge, i.e., to instill civil (patriotic) values on the younguns. “Kids don’t become patriots because of the Flag Salute,” the argument goes. “They’re just going through the motions.”

Perhaps I have a different perspective, coming from a highly liturgical Christian denominations, but regularly “going through the motions” can, in fact, be a powerful thing. The role of ritual, and repetition, and, if you will, mottoes and common language, is pooh-poohed by thinking people these days (who, it seems, would prefer that folks start from tabula rasa to full-blown political theory solely through the rigors of intellectual discourse — with the assumption that it would validate their way of thinking), but they remain powerful, powerful things.

With liberty and justice for all.

How many Americans know that phrase? How many Americans use that phrase, either in speech, or as a touchstone for what they feel the “mission statement” for the US is? Heck, even so reliable a lefty as former Rep. Pat Schroeder (D-Colo.) is perhaps best known for her quote, “The Pledge of Allegiance says ‘..with liberty and justice for all’. What part of ‘all’ don’t you understand?”

Those words didn’t just magically appear out of the sky, of fire and lightning. They are known to as many as they are known by because of the daily recital of the Pledge of Allegiance.

Is that a bad thing?

From a teacher standpoint, I know I always liked the Pledge. It was the starting ritual, the “Entrance Hymn,” if you will, for the day. It was a way to get the kids settled, focused, broken out of their pre-school conversations and hi-jinks, and zeroed in on something.

Now, granted, it could have been standard song, or some other class activity. But — giggling and goofing off aside — there was a certain gravitas about the Pledge that made it ideal for that purpose.

(It also let you rotate around the class, having someone lead the thing — “Please stand. Ready, begin …” That had its uses, too.)

Beyond gravitas, though, or classroom organization, there’s still that civic aspect. And, again, I’ll say that rote repetition can be a useful thing. It zeroes in on certain turns of phrase, certain concepts, and makes them part of the internal and public vernacular. (In less pleasant terms, you can consider it sketchy indoctrination.) When those kids grow up, they’ll know the Pledge. Maybe they won’t use it daily, or even annually, but they’ll know the language, and they’ll be able to recognize the concepts it discusses — pledging allegiance, the flag, republic, one nation, indivisible, liberty and justice for all.

Oh, yeah, and that “under God” phrase. That’s the kicker, to my mind, and the primary basis for dispute. Is it an imposition of religion, or a “ceremonial Deism”? I can swing either way on that, and I can also recognize that the value of commonality and conformity sometimes, sometimes, is worth the discomfort that it causes.

Oh, and by the way, I don’t buy the argument about traumatized kids, either. We can argue, philosophically, over whether it is good for kids to have to say the Pledge, and what the Constitutional aspects of it are. But I would be utterly flabbergasted to find any kid, until at least the higher grades (5th, 6th, or beyond), who gave the whole thing more than a passing thought. Kids aren’t cognitively capable of that sort of philosophical distinction — “They’re making me say, ‘under God,’ but I’m a confirmed atheist!” Kids, until they are adolescents, are what their parents are (once they hit adolescence, they change sides and become what their parents aren’t; hopefully, in college, they sort things out and become what they decide to be, which is why going off to college is generally a Good Thing. But I digress.)

If anything, kids are more than happy to go along with the crowd. If they are traumatized, it’s because, frankly, the parents have made a big deal out of it, either painting the school as Doing Something Terrible To You by forcing you to do this, or by insisting that the kid not be able to join in with everyone else. There may be good, defensible reasons for doing so, but let’s remember, in this debate, that it’s really the parents who care, not the kids.

They just want it to be over so they can keep talking with their friends.

Mutter, mutter, mutter …

Whilst looking up some info on a Samuel Taylor Coleridge quote, I ran across this little passage in the middle of a description of how to get a Ph.D. in…

Whilst looking up some info on a Samuel Taylor Coleridge quote, I ran across this little passage in the middle of a description of how to get a Ph.D. in Communication at North Dakota State University, describing the “reflective essay” that all candidates must write.

1. The reflective essay has a long and rich history. For example, Samuel Taylor Coleridge is quoted (with a masculinist bias), “There is one art of which man [sic] should be master, the art of reflection.”

Puh. Leaze.

First off, do follks actually quote that passage from Coleridge with a “masculinist bias”? I presume by such bias they mean that it is quoted in such a way as to exclude women — and, I will grant you that someone writing that today would probably be rightfully so accused (or at least accused of lack of inclusiveness by not saying “man and woman” or “a human”). But given that Coleridge died in 1834, it is, perhaps, more than a bit over-sensitive to say that anyone who quotes him is guilty of a masculist bias (unless, of course, it’s draped with caveats about masculinist bias).

If what was meant was that Coleridge himself had a “masculist bias,” I don’t know if that’s actually true (given the era, it certainly could be, and even may be presumed so by modern sensibilities), but it’s poor writing (ironically enough) on the site’s part if that’s what they’re trying to say.

Nor, one assumes, would it be necessary to actually place a sic next to the evil “M” word — yes, we trust that’s actually what he wrote, folks. And if we’re properly indoctrinated, we’re all aware that Folks Used To Write That Way, the Insensitive Bastards.

Of course, I’m assuming that the writer of the course description knows of the era that Coleridge came from, and that he isn’t, for example, some Fat Cat Republican white male sitting in Washington right now today cranking out masculinist prose.

But maybe that’s a foolish assumption on my part.

I guess what irks me is that this sort of Political Correctness is sitting in the middle of a communication doctorate course description. Were I considering going to NDSU, I would certanily run, not walk, in the opposite direction.

Book stores and I

Too frickin’ true. And it gets worse when Margie’s with me. In most things, we act as a good restraint on each other. In book stores, we get into a…

Too frickin’ true.

And it gets worse when Margie’s with me. In most things, we act as a good restraint on each other. In book stores, we get into a feedback loop (a/k/a Reading Frenzy) that usually ends up with me groaning under the weight of the bags we haul back into the parking lot …

Rock of Ages

The Ten Commandments monument at the Alabama Judicial Building has been finally removed. Thank God. A chorus of demonstrators joined an irate man in screaming “Put it back!” Wednesday morning…

The Ten Commandments monument at the Alabama Judicial Building has been finally removed. Thank God.

A chorus of demonstrators joined an irate man in screaming “Put it back!” Wednesday morning after a monument of the Ten Commandments was wheeled away from the rotunda of the Alabama Judicial Building.
“Get your hands off our God, God haters!” yelled the wildly gesturing, red-faced man who initiated the chanting.
Workers used a dolly to move the 5,280-pound granite marker from the rotunda to another, undisclosed place in the courthouse building.

Get your hands off our God?

Obviously someone needs to do a little reading of, um, well, the Ten Commandments. Checking out Exodus 20,

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.

It seems to me that sort of applies to Graven Images of the Ten Commandments.

I mean, I’m hardly an iconoclast. I find religious imagery aesthetically pleasing and spiritually moving. But when Christian folks start identifying objects as “our God,” as in something the authorities need to keep their hands off of, then there’s something screwy going on with someone’s theology.

Alabama Chief Justice Moore, who long ago crossed the line into demogoguery, has done neither his state nor his religion, let alone his God, any good here. If he so strongly feels that posting the Ten Commandments is so important, I strongly suggest he make use of his lawn. As a private citizen, he is more than welcome to do so (and I’d love to see a suit with the local HOA over it). But as a public official, not only is his primary stand dead wrong, but his defiance of a higher court demonstrates his own unfitness to serve.

UPDATE: Another thought for the protesters, courtesy of Joy Davidman. Though she refers to the Commie Threat, it’s applicable as well to the (if you believe that sort of thing) Secular Humanist Threat, and prayers for victory over it:

That is man’s Christianity, a means to earthly triumph. And in our present crisis we are appealing to it to defeat the Russians for us. We hear of the life-and-death struggle between Christianity and Communism, the necessity of “keeping God alive as a social force” — as if our Lord could not survive a Soviet victory! It is a poor sort of faith that imagines Christ defeated by anything men can do.
      — Joy Davidman (1915-1960)
      Smoke on the Mountain (1955)

That’s MISTER Melkor to you, bub

Vin Diesel recently outed himself as a D&D player on Conan O’Brien. Vin: Very few people know that I was rolling 20-sided dice and talking like a half-orc Conan: You…

Vin Diesel recently outed himself as a D&D player on Conan O’Brien.

Vin: Very few people know that I was rolling 20-sided dice and talking like a half-orc
Conan: You would talk in the voice when you played the game?
Vin: Oh, we completely role-played, yea.
Conan: *laughs* you’re kidding?!
Vin: (in the voice of a half-orc) “How dare you!?”
Conan: That’s amazing! (in a nerdy voice) “Fear not, Gandalf is on the way!”
audience: *laughs*
Conan: That’s what I would be, if I was playing with you. You would not let me play with you, probably. You’d be like “that guy’s too nerdy, he’s gotta go.”
audience: *laughs*
Conan: So you played this for like how long?
Vin: For like 24 years.

Hell, that’s longer than I’ve been gaming.

(via Scott)

Shields down

Haven’t posted much geopolitical lately, but this particular piece asks an interestnig question: where have all the human shields gone? After all, there still seem to be a lot of…

Haven’t posted much geopolitical lately, but this particular piece asks an interestnig question: where have all the human shields gone?

After all, there still seem to be a lot of folks shooting up and bombing and tearing down Iraq’s infrastructure, impoverishing its people, threatening peace, and hurting children and NGO workers …

(via GeekPress)

Don’t let my mom see these

Golf Ball-Sized Hail, Meet Mr. 737. Ouch. Have I mentioned that Denver is considered the Hail Capitol of the US? My folks fly into town tomorrow. Still, hopefully. Hi, Mom!…

Golf Ball-Sized Hail, Meet Mr. 737.

Ouch.

Have I mentioned that Denver is considered the Hail Capitol of the US?

My folks fly into town tomorrow. Still, hopefully. Hi, Mom!

(via BoingBoing)

As long as I don’t have to wear a kilt

You belong in Time Enough For Love. You are older than you look. Your wit and wisdom are prized by others. People throw themselves on you, begging to be with…

Time Enough for LoveYou belong in Time Enough For Love.
You are older than you look.
Your wit and wisdom are prized by others.
People throw themselves on you, begging to be with you.

Which Heinlein Book Should You Have Been a Character In?

(That might explain why I find the Beloit List so disturbing …)

(via Ipse Dixit)

Young whippersnappers

Though some of the items have been recycled (and rererecycled), and others are a bit of an overgeneralizaton, the annual Beloit College “Mindset List” is always entertaining. It’s the one…

Though some of the items have been recycled (and rererecycled), and others are a bit of an overgeneralizaton, the annual Beloit College “Mindset List” is always entertaining. It’s the one that tracks what the incoming freshman class cannot relate to as part of their lifetimes.

Given that these frosh were born around 1985 — eep! — the list is … um … disturbing.

22. Jay Leno has always been on “The Tonight Show.”
23. They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
24. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
25. They have never seen Larry Bird play.

Pardon me, while I go rub some Grecian Formula in my hair …

(via Volokh)

Die Another Day

Well, I’m finally caught up on the world of James Bond. Hrm. Spoilers are below ……

Well, I’m finally caught up on the world of James Bond.

Hrm.

Spoilers are below …

Continue readingDie Another Day

Justice League Days

Since I wanted them I though Katherine would enjoy them, I picked up the other two Justice League DVDs out there, Justice on Trial and Paradise Lost. Great fun, of…

Since I wanted them I though Katherine would enjoy them, I picked up the other two Justice League DVDs out there, Justice on Trial and Paradise Lost.

Great fun, of course. Each DVD has two arcs in it, each of two episodes:

  • In Blackest Night: GL is arrested by the Manhunters for inadvertently destroying a planet — something he confesses to doing. His JL pals try to prove his innocence — and uncover the Deep Dark Plot about to be unleashed. Good action, good characterization, good continuity. Best moments: Hawkgirl wipes the floor with snarky GLs; Manhunters chanting their motto; GL reciting the oath.
  • The Enemy Below: Atlantis decides it’s had enough, and Aquaman and the Atlantean army is ready to prove it. But there’s deeper conspiracy going on, and Aquaman may have to make a substantial sacrifice to protect his kingdom and preserve the peace. Decent action, decent characterization, fair continuity. Best moments: Aquaman’s sacrifice; the assassin’s capture and interrogation.

  • Paradise Lost: Felix Faust (Robert Englund!) blackmails Wonder Woman and the JL into gathering up pieces of an artifact that will free Hades (John Rhys-Davies) from, well, Hades. Decent action, decent characterization, horrible violence to DC continuity — but who cares? Best moments: Supes and WW duking it out; Batman dressing down Flash for playing with unknown mystic artifacts in Faust’s house (“Don’t touch anything!”) while, in the background, Supes, WW, and Martian Manhunter quietly put down the trinkets they were playing with. Also,

  • War World: Supes and Martian Manhunter get kidnapped, and Supes becomes a new star gladiator on Mongul’s War World. Meanwhile, GL and Hawkgirl set out to rescue them. Decent action, fair characterization, decent continuity. Best moments: short-fused Type As GL and Hawkgirl playing the interstaller Bickersons.

The two DVDs are the same price as the premiere “pilot” — but at almost 90 minutes, rather than 60, they’re a better deal. The “extras” are better, too. Both feature enjoyable brief intros to each episode part by Bruce Timm. Justice on Trial has another segment where Timm describes the decisions about which JL members to use, and what went into their animated design, while Paradise Lost has a similar (but less interesting) vignette on villain design.

Both discs have games. Justice on Trial has an “identify the hero” from narrow glimpses of their costumes (Katherine got all of them, except for WW’s blue, starred shorts — “That’s her underwear,” she opined). Paradise Lost has a rather pointless maze game.

Finally, Justice on Trial has a data file on each JLer, including a brief music video. Paradise Lost has similar data files on the bad guys.

Interestingly, Katherine finds it easier to call him “J’onn J’onzz” than “Martian Manhunter.”

Anyway, I’d recommend both DVDs to folks who have enjoyed the animated series (or has kids who do). Good stuff. I hope that they similarly collect the other episodes out there, including the multipart WWII saga, and the Injustice Gang. (The Morgan LaFey and Metamorpho episodes are less memorable, but I wouldn’t mind them being collected, too.)

(For more info on the JL series, JLToonZone is a good start, as is JLAnimated. The second season kicks off in October, and a third season has been all-but-officially-confirmed.)

Hellblazer

Warren Ellis weighs in on Keanu Reeves being cast as John Constatine in the upcoming US film on the subject. Anyway. And then I ended up drinking with Tilda Swinton….

Warren Ellis weighs in on Keanu Reeves being cast as John Constatine in the upcoming US film on the subject.

Anyway. And then I ended up drinking with Tilda Swinton. This was one of those weird moments; she kept saying “serendipitous,” which is not a word I would attempt after mixing that much whisky and beer. She’s just been offered the part of the angel Gabriel in CONSTANTINE, the film of the comics series HELLBLAZER, which I wrote for a year. So we had an hour of discussing the character, the book, the selection of Keanu Reeves (which is actually a big part of her interest. I’ve always said that Reeves is a better actor than anyone gives him credit for — watch him carefully, and you’ll see him deliberately creating a space for other actors to work in), and the possibilities in the role in relationship to America today. She said something I found fascinating: in an America where a president again invokes the term Evil in public statements, there’s the potential to say something very interesting in a major-studio film about Biblical good and evil. To present the angel Gabriel as a figure of horror; there’s space to say something that in the mainstream of American culture is certainly subversive. She characterised Reeves as an intelligent, “spiritual” man, and thinks there might be the possibility, with Reeves there, to do something challenging.
This, by the way, is the answer to the almost-daily emails asking what I think of Keanu Reeves cast as Constantine. First; the film is never going to be the same as the comic. American or English, the film will succeed if it’s true to the core of the man, because that’s what hooks people into the book. Nicolas Cage, I maintain, would have made a good Constantine because he can do the ravaged, shattered side of the man. I think Reeves is an interesting choice because he can get at the other part of Constantine, the part that demands social justice and exists in ethical turmoil. His partner for the story is being played by Rachel Weisz, whom people seem to have forgotten can act — she broke out of British television in the same piece as Ewan McGregor, THE SCARLET AND THE BLACK. With Tilda Swinton as Gabriel, this is all far from a bad proposition.
But, of course, I haven’t read the script.

Interesting. I’ve never been a Keaunu Reeves-basher, but I know a lot of folks who are. He’s always seemed like a slighly blander Tom Cruise to me, though I’ve generally enjoyed his work.

Ellis’ judgment here is an interesting one. We’ll see.

(via the Bad Signals mailing list)

Pickup Line

I got to the school to pick up Katherine. There were already a few parents lurking around outside — evidently it had been something of a madhouse in the morning,…

The Official First Day of School Picture 2003I got to the school to pick up Katherine. There were already a few parents lurking around outside — evidently it had been something of a madhouse in the morning, but now it was fairly calm and quiet.

The Preschool class was out on the playground, playing, and I got to watch Katherine digging with a shovel in the gravel. I immediately went in to Parental Uberanalysis Mode, watching how she interacted with the other kids, what she played with, what she did …

Bottom line, she was having fun.

I chatted a bit with one of her teachers, and with the other parents. It was kind of weird — a bunch of strangers, but all with something in common: their kids in the class. It was kind of nice.

I was also the only dad there.

As the kids queued up at a rope to go back inside, some of them spotted their parents. “Mommy!”

I was only a dozen feet away from Katherine, but she didn’t see me at first. But then she did, and her face lit up. “Daddy!” She pointed me out to one of her teachers. “There’s my daddy!”

Heh. Little heart cockle-warming.

We met in the foyer for the quick debrief from one of the teachers, then it was time to pick up Kitten.

And then we were in, and it was a big hug. “Did you have a good time, Kitten?”

“Yeah!”

Of course, being a big girl, and in school, that’s the last straight answer I got from her. “Were your teachers nice? Did you meet any new friends? What did you do?” Repeated questions were met with silence.

At least she didn’t say, “Nuthin.” Yet. She has another thirteen years to learn that lesson in.