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Movie Review: Stardust

My folks and Kitten and I went to Stardust tonight.  I’d had some concern about the PG-13 production with Katherine, even though I’d read the book aloud to her and…

My folks and Kitten and I went to Stardust tonight.  I’d had some concern about the PG-13 production with Katherine, even though I’d read the book aloud to her and Margie on a long car drip.

It was, during the movie itself, a bit intense for her (“Daddy — I didn’t really like the book that much”), but by the end she thought it had a wonderful happy ending, was a lot of fun (though “there was a lot of killing”), and that we should get the DVD.


Stardust (2007)

Overall Story
Production Acting

Story: Adapting a rich, imaginative tale from the pen of one of the great fantasy writers of our time into a two hour movie is going to be a thankless task, but Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn have done an excellent job.  There are numerous bits and pieces (and characters) that are cropped from the story, and others that are expanded far beyond the original (the lightning catchers as the most noteworthy element), but most of the choices are well done, and I left the theater not feeling at all cheated.

Only afterward did I really find myself feeling that there had been something missing.  That was a sense of texture, of depth beyond the glorious prettiness.  Gaiman’s village of Wall is a living community — here it’s a facade with a handful of characters.  Similarly the world beyond the Wall is a panoply of fairy tale elements and kingdoms in the book — here it’s largely unpopulated save for the minimum needed to advance the to its conclusion.  Things and people exist in a vacuum, fabulous set pieces with nothing to connect them save a wonderful sound track and stirring photography.

The growing relationship between Dunstan and Yvaine, for example, which grows naturally over time in the book, just seems to happen by shorthand here.  I understand why, just as I understand why the ending of the movie is probably the most radically altered and punched up from the book.  And enough other stuff is going on that it’s not too annoying, certainly not during the tale. 

For an adaptation of a book, then, it was more than adequate. But I wouldn’t skip reading the book because of that.

Acting:  Everyone does quite a nice job.  There’s nothing terribly stirring to it all, no Academy Award-winning roles to play.  But the actors and actresses, known and unknown, do a fine, enjoyable job of it — and look like they’re having a good time of it. 

Production:  Beautiful photography, loving landscapes, excellent music, and some wonderful special effects combine to make this a gorgeous film to watch and listen to. 

Overall:  Very nice movie, quite memorable, and one that I’ll want to watch many more times.   I’d have been willing to watch a film twice as long to get some of the parts that were cropped — but if Neil Gaiman himself is going to give it his nod of approval, I’m not going to criticize it too much.  I’m not sure it will be the warm fantasy classic of, say, The Princess Bride — but I would encourage folks to go see it … and to be sure and read the book, too.

The Ghastlycrumb Tribbles

Having read that Edward Gorey was a huge Star Trek (TOS) fan, and that, as of the time of the late 70s article Gorey was pining for never having…

Having read that Edward Gorey was a huge Star Trek (TOS) fan, and that, as of the time of the late 70s article Gorey was pining for never having seen “The Trouble with Tribbles,” Shaenon Garrity has put together an utterly hilarious spot-on rendition of how Gorey might have adopted the famous episode.

(via  BoingBoing)

Coffee, shampoo, holy water …

French airport officials strictly enforced their local anti-terrorism rules on the inaugural run of the Vatican’s new pilgrimage airline from Rome to Lourdes, by confiscating any unchecked holy water…

French airport officials strictly enforced their local anti-terrorism rules on the inaugural run of the Vatican’s new pilgrimage airline from Rome to Lourdes, by confiscating any unchecked holy water containers from the springs there that held more than 100ml of holy water.

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Manga Bible

I’m sure this will get some folks knickers in a twist (comic books! manga! using a Bible translation other than the KJV!), but religious literacy is an interest of mine,…

I’m sure this will get some folks knickers in a twist (comic books! manga! using a Bible translation other than the KJV!), but religious literacy is an interest of mine, and if a Manga Bible is something that encourages folks to read the same (for whatever reason and to whatever end), it sounds all good to me.

(via BD)

“Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!”

Les reports, unsympathetically, about a case of clear religious oppression!  Not. Tracy Prochnow said Highland High School in Indiana suspended her daughter, Brittany Brown, on Monday because the junior wore…

Les reports, unsympathetically, about a case of clear religious oppression!  Not.

Tracy Prochnow said Highland High School in Indiana suspended her daughter, Brittany Brown, on Monday because the junior wore a Christian-themed T-shirt.

No — it’s because she wore any t-shirt, and any shirt with any slogans or logos on it.  Because that’s against the school dress code, which requires kids to wear khakis and polo shirts without logos..

“I don’t believe it matters what she’s wearing — whether it be a T-shirt and jeans or polo and khakis — as to what she’s going to learn,” Prochnow told WRTV.

That may well be.  Dress codes are controversial.  But Ms. Prochnow is not just claiming that a general freedom of expression case — probably because (a) she’s not after general freedom of expression, but her particular desired expression, and (b) the courts have made it clear that school dress codes in general pass Constitutional muster.

No, Ms. Prochnow is arguing that her daughter is being religiously oppressed by being prevented from wearing a Christian t-shirt to school.

And we’re not talking about someone surprised by an oppressive dress code or something.  Brittany wasn’t suspended because she wore a Christian-themed t-shirt — it’s because she wore a Christian-themed t-shirt for the fourth time.

Prochnow said the school may be violating her daughter’s rights, and she has asked the school board to change the code.

But never fear — while it’s doubtful that a Goth, or a political activist, or a pagan, would get any traction on the case, since it was a Christian …

A city council member, Ollie Dixon, said he would work to change the policy. It wasn’t clear what changes he would favor.

I’m not sanguine about dress codes in school — but it sounds like the school is within its legally-tested rights to impose it.  It’s not targeting Christianity, or even religion.  Everyone’s being treated equally — arguably oppressively, but equally.  To play the “religious freedom” card — especially about a Christian t-shirt — smacks of seeking favoritism of a particularly annoying kind. 

The End Times

As of September 19th, Californians will no longer be able to call a phone number to get the time-of-day spoken to them. Which sounds goofy just even writing it, but…

As of September 19th, Californians will no longer be able to call a phone number to get the time-of-day spoken to them.

Which sounds goofy just even writing it, but I can recall calling the time-of-day number, back in the days when there were no computers, cell phones, digital timepieces that tied to the atomic clock by radio, or all those other services that will give you an Official Time.  Want to be sure your clock was correct?  You called time-of-day.

I don’t recall doing it much in California, but I do remember when we moved to Ft Collins in high school and we called the local number frequently to get the temperature. 

The time: seven forty-five … from Mountain Bell … downtown temperature twenty-seven.

(Yeah, we were Californians — hearing about subfreezing temps was a cheap thrill.)

California was one of two states whose phone companies still provided the service (Nevada is the other), back from the AT&T / Cingular / Pacific Telesys / Pac Bell days.  But the usage has dropped to nearly nil, and the equipment is breaking down.

On the bright side, it frees up about 300k phone numbers; the service was accessed by prefix, regardless of the last four digits, so all those numbers are now accessible.

Time marches on.  But more quietly.

(via Les)

No tag for you!

Yeesh. COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — An elementary school has banned tag on its playground after some children complained they were harassed or chased against their will.  “It causes a…

Yeesh.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — An elementary school has banned tag on its playground after some children complained they were harassed or chased against their will.  “It causes a lot of conflict on the playground,” said Cindy Fesgen, assistant principal of the Discovery Canyon Campus school.

Running games are still allowed as long as students don’t chase each other, she said.

Um, kids have been being “harassed or chased against their will” by other kids for, oh, millennia.  I’m not sure banning tag does anything except maybe make playground supervisors’ lives a bit easier — until kids find another way to “harass” each other.

It also teaches kids that the way to resolve conflicts is to have some higher authority pass a rule against it.  Which isn’t necessarily a useful or positive lesson.

See previous related articles here and here.

(via Avo)

Online advertising’s impact

Cost models for online ads are based on clicks — the more click-throughs, the more revenue becauses of (presumably) the more impact of the ads. But some new studies indicate…

Cost models for online ads are based on clicks — the more click-throughs, the more revenue becauses of (presumably) the more impact of the ads.

But some new studies indicate that online ads can have significant implicit  impact on memory — retention of words and images and associations that may only come into play later, and without any immediate click-throughs.

Explicit memory involves facts learned through conscious interaction, while implicit memory involves unconscious retention. Explicitly remembered information includes ad slogans, product benefits, and website addresses. In contrast, implicit memory might only come into play when external stimuli trigger concepts. For instance, a consumer might only recall a brand of toothpaste from a television ad when he or she discovers it while browsing in a store. Or the consumer might develop an unconscious affinity for a certain brand despite not knowing specific facts about it.

Subjects who paid attention to a banner advertisement were more likely than those who didn’t to recall whole words and facts from the ad — facts stored in explicit memory. All ads had the same level of impact in the unconscious explicit memory, however, whether or not they’d been clicked.

All of which makes me glad that I run Adblock Plus in Firefox …

On a roller coaster ride

The most dangerous part of a roller coaster ride — from a heart-racing cardiovascular perspective — isn’t the going down biggest drop, the sharpest curve, or anything like that.  It’s the…

The most dangerous part of a roller coaster ride — from a heart-racing cardiovascular perspective — isn’t the going down biggest drop, the sharpest curve, or anything like that.  It’s the anticipation phase while the car is being ratcheted up that first big hill …

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“Gimme some of that there refill!”

Spiffy graphics showing the makeup of different espresso drinks.  I wish this was posted up at every Starbucks. Note that the graphic’s more for ingredients than actual proportions.) (via…

Spiffy graphics showing the makeup of different espresso drinks.  I wish this was posted up at every Starbucks.

Note that the graphic’s more for ingredients than actual proportions.)

(via BoingBoing)

Neat and tidy

My folks come into town this afternoon for the long weekend.  Fondue, golf, movies, and other activities are all planned, but most importantly we managed to get the house in…

My folks come into town this afternoon for the long weekend.  Fondue, golf, movies, and other activities are all planned, but most importantly we managed to get the house in livable order last night before they arrive. 🙂

WIST report

It’s been a bit over a month since I rebooted the WIST (my quotations database) site, and it’s going well — visits are up decently, and I’ve been getting…

It’s been a bit over a month since I rebooted the WIST (my quotations database) site, and it’s going well — visits are up decently, and I’ve been getting 3-5 quotes in, on average, each day (thus making the RSS or feed-by-mail a good deal).

My interest in the traffic is not just vanity — WIST is very much a labor of love and potentially a very nice source of info, and I’m jazzed to think that people are actually making use of it.

But remember — it’s not a mandated National ID card!

True “conservatives” have long battled an Orwellian national ID card, even while claiming that black-helicopter-wielding liberal one-world-staters would be imposing such a thing so as to presage the Number of…

True “conservatives” have long battled an Orwellian national ID card, even while claiming that black-helicopter-wielding liberal one-world-staters would be imposing such a thing so as to presage the Number of the Beast being tattooed on our foreheads, etc.

Ironically, it looks like it’s an Republican administration that’s forcing the issue — or at least saying that anyone who doesn’t have such a card will effectively need to use a passport to fly on domestic airlines or enter national parks and the like. 

It’s all part of the Real ID act, passed by the Republican-led Congress at the Administration’s behest, laying down stringent requirements for states as to what their Drivers Licenses have to have on them and how they need to be validated — the idea being that if the Feds are going to accept DLs as valid ID, they have skin in the game as to how they’re handed out.

More than half the nation’s state legislatures have passed or proposed legislation denouncing the plan, and some have penned bills expressly forbidding compliance.

Several states have begun making arrangements for the new requirements — four have passed legislation applauding the measure — but even they may have trouble meeting the act’s deadline.

The cards would be mandatory for all “federal purposes,” which include boarding an airplane or walking into a federal building, nuclear facility or national park, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told the National Conference of State Legislatures last week. Citizens in states that don’t comply with the new rules will have to use passports for federal purposes.

Good luck, giving the horrific backlogs in issuing passports these days. 

(Hmmm … weren’t “internal passports regulating travel” one of those things we used to ding the Soviets for?)

 “For terrorists, travel documents are like weapons,” Chertoff said. “We do have a right and an obligation to see that those licenses reflect the identity of the person who’s presenting it.”

So speaks our most likely next Attorney General, working under the assumption that anyone presenting themselves is assumed to be a terrorist unless proven (by a Real ID) otherwise.

“It is simply unreasonable to expect our border inspectors to be able to detect forgeries on documents that range from baptismal certificates from small towns in Texas to cards that purport to reflect citizenship privileges in a province somewhere in Canada,” he said.

Though, of course, we’re also talking here about border inspectors, not internal access to federal properties and facilities.

Just wait until you need a passport to enter a federal building.  There’s a nice way to disenfranchise a whole bunch of people.

The Real ID Act repealed a provision in the 9/11 Commission Implementation Act calling for state and federal officials to examine security standards for driver’s licenses.

It called instead for states to begin issuing new federal licenses, lasting no longer than eight years, by May 11, 2008, unless they are granted an extension.

It also requires all 245 million license and state ID holders to visit their local departments of motor vehicles and apply for a Real ID by 2013. Applicants must bring a photo ID, birth certificate, proof of Social Security number and proof of residence, and states must maintain and protect massive databases housing the information.

Given how awful the states have been in gathering and protecting such info in the past, what makes anyone think this will actually make us more secure in the future?

And, again, how many people are going to have problems with a photo ID (um … a drivers license?  irony, anyone?) plus birth certificate plus “proof of Social Security number” (a SS card? a pay stub?) and proof of residence (a utility bill?).  Does that mean that the homeless will become un-identified, un-“Real” people?

Those costs are going to fall back on the American taxpayer, he said. It might be in the form of a new transportation, motor vehicle or gasoline tax. Or you might find it tacked on to your next state tax bill. In Texas, Wyatt said, one official told him that without federal funding, the Lone Star State might have to charge its citizens more than $100 for a license.

Still more disenfranchisement.  Plus, more “Prove you are who you claim to be, and pay us for the privilege of doing so.”

Chertoff said there would be repercussions for states choosing not to comply.  “This is not a mandate,” Chertoff said. “A state doesn’t have to do this, but if the state doesn’t have — at the end of the day, at the end of the deadline — Real ID-compliant licenses then the state cannot expect that those licenses will be accepted for federal purposes.”

Which means no flying on planes, under the current rules, using your Drivers License.  Heck — wait until they pass laws requiring Real IDs for voting in Federal Elections.  Sure, it doesn’t have anything to do with security or terrorism — but what difference does that ever seem to make?

Feh.

Not your normal mouser

Uncle BD suggests this as a Kitten’s next computer — not knowing that pink is oh-so-last-year for her (lime green, followed by sky blue, are the “in” colors).  Though it…

Uncle BD suggests this as a Kitten’s next computer — not knowing that pink is oh-so-last-year for her (lime green, followed by sky blue, are the “in” colors). 

Though it does have the bling, and the bling is always good.  Still, $2200 ouf of the box and it only has 1Gb of RAM to run Vista on?  I think not.    I can get her a better laptop, paint and bling and stickerize it up myself, for half the price.

Render unto Caesar

I will be charitable enough to accept Michael Vick’s convenient assertion that he has now “found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God” at…

I will be charitable enough to accept Michael Vick’s convenient assertion that he has now “found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God” at face value.

Still doesn’t mean his ass shouldn’t sit in jail for the maximum penalty, and have his NFL contract torn into dog-bite-sized chews.  Jesus’ forgiveness doesn’t equal the court’s, and any Christian worth the name would seek to do something material (if not penitential) to atone for the hurt done to others.  Finding Jesus doesn’t mean a “Get out of Jail Free” card, and it doesn’t mean a guaranteed multi-million dollar income when he’s done his time.

(via Les)

Still 6% Sane

94%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?(via BD, at a piddly 54%)…

94%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

(via BD, at a piddly 54%)

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So if you were going to make a print version of Wikipedia — leaving out tables and images — how large would it be? Pretty darned large, according to…

So if you were going to make a print version of Wikipedia — leaving out tables and images — how large would it be?

Pretty darned large, according to Nikola Smolenski.

Using volumes 25cm high and 5cm thick (some 400 pages), each page having two columns, each columns having 80 rows, and each row having 50 characters, ≈ 6MB per volume. As English Wikipedia has 4.4GB of text (October 2006) ≈ 750 volumes. Note that this is a conservative estimate, as it doesn’t include images, tables etc. which take up more surface than the text which describes them.

A far cry from the 20-volume Colliers Encyclopedia I grew up with as a kid.

Granted, insert controversy over public-managed data (triviality, bias, fabrication) here.  But that’s still a massive amount of information, bias is not restricted to public-managed data sources, and I find 99.9% of the data I find in Wikipedia is reliable (and the remaining 0.1% is a matter for critical thinking rather than just accepting it at face value).

(via BoingBoing)

Good Oz, Bad Oz?

The Good News: Warners is looking at creating a Wizard of Oz film franchise, to carry on audiences from Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. The Bad News: …

The Good News: Warners is looking at creating a Wizard of Oz film franchise, to carry on audiences from Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter.

The Bad News:  They’re bringing in Todd McFarlane, who wants a “dark, edgy, and muscular PG-13,” not singing Munchkins.

The Good News:  Okay, I’m willing to pass on the singing Munchkins.  And I was apparently one of three people who liked Disney’s “dark, edgy” Return to Oz  back in ’85 — plenty of wonderment and magic, but a dollop of scariness and dark fantasy.

The Bad News:  But — Todd McFarlane?  The guy who came out with “Bondage Dorothy” and “Evil Mutant Toto” action figures?

The Good News:  There’s a ton of material out there in the way of Oz books — and for a generation growing up that thinks that Oz is about the nastiness of life in an Australian prison, that’s probably a good thing.

The Bad NewsTodd “Spawn” McFarlane?

On the bright side, it appears that though McFarlane was involved in some of the original concept that got Warners interested, Josh Olson did the pitch and is doing the actual screenwriting.  And he seems to have the right idea.

Olson has something a little tamer, and PG, in mind.  “The appealing thing about the Baum books to me is how wildly imaginative they are. There are crazy characters from amazing places. I want this to be ‘Harry Potter’ dark, not ‘Seven’ dark.

It also seems that, like the Disney offering, the new film will start off more as a sequel to the classic 1939 film than as a replacement.

Olson was keeping plot specifics to himself but said the film will be closer to a sequel than a remake.   “We still want to take advantage of the first film, which might be the most beloved of all time, and rely on its place in your cultural memory to bubble beneath the surface,” Olson said. “A lot of the plot is mine, but the characters are all Baum.”

Indeed, cognizant of the controversy of McFarlane, Olson is distancing himself from the comics bad boy.

While it was Todd’s idea to bring back Oz, and that idea sparked this whole process, I’ve never met him, never heard his take, and am not writing this script with anyone else. I love the Baum books, and leapt at the chance to bring those amazing stories and characters to a new audience.

The story I pitched to Warners – and that they hired me to write – is, I believe, faithful to the spirit and tone of those amazing books. I think even Todd would be happy to tell you, this movie has no connection whatsoever to those action figures, and when I say it will be darker, do not expect it to go beyond Harry Potter dark.

You’ll be seeing many of your favorite characters return from the classic film, as well as meeting loads of Baum’s other great characters. While I’ve created my own distinct plot, it’s all built around Baum’s characters, Baum’s world, and Baum’s vision. I think Oz fans will recognize my love for the source material, and will be very happy with the finished result.

We’ll see.  And I hope so.

A Note for My Mom

An NPR article on perfect pitch.  Interesting stuff — especially learning that not all “A” tones that orchestra tune to are the same “A.”…

An NPR article on perfect pitch.  Interesting stuff — especially learning that not all “A” tones that orchestra tune to are the same “A.”

“For neatness he deserves a nod …”

Christmas seems like an odd holiday for the release of the Johnny Depp Sweeney Todd flick … but I’m sure we’ll figure out a way to go see it…

Christmas seems like an odd holiday for the release of the Johnny Depp Sweeney Todd flick … but I’m sure we’ll figure out a way to go see it then.  Probably without Kitten, though …  

This was an odd phrase from the Variety article:

The hope is that “Sweeney” will be the sort of signature role for Depp that Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney’s “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise was.

Depp has quite a few quirky, and quite good, roles behind him.  The paragraph does make me think of the improbable (if there is a God) follow-up of sequels — say, Sweeney Todd – Dead Man’s Pate and Sweeney Todd – “…Two Bits!”  (shudders)

Re casting, I actually worry less about Depp in the title role than Helen Bonham Carter as Mrs Lovett.  Though I expect Alan Rickman will make a fine Judge Turpin …

(via BD)