"Haunted"
100 Words: Tell us a ghost story from the ghost's point of view.
"What you want to do tonight?"
"I dunno. What you want to do?"
"I dunno. Hang out at the cemetery?"
"Dude, we've been doing that every night the last thirty years. Getting old."
"What, you're blaming me?"
"Dude, it's not my fault someone lost the frickin' ferry tickets."
"That was so not my fault. I think it was that guy ahead of us in line stole them."
"Why would he do that?"
"He had a mean look."
"Dude had an axe in his head. That's gonna make anyone look mean."
"It was him."
"Whatever."
Pause. "So ... cemetery?
A chill sigh, just like every night. "Sure."