100 Words [1]:
You are preparing for a meeting with (any) God.
My entry [2]:
Okay. Okay. I can do this.
Intro. “Hi! I love your work!” That is so dumb. Rework it. Three major questions, follow-up if there’s time. Ha — infinite time, right?
Okay, notes in my pocket. Don’t want to trust to memory.
Hmmm … maybe drop the “Problem of Evil” down to #2, move the “Meaning of Life” up — it’s more feel-good — I hope — less of a challenge. Ease into things.
My breath okay? Hair? Ha — no need for silent prayer.
Secretary’s inviting me in. Okay, here we go. I can do this.
I can —
Oh.
My.
God.
I think I’m in a lot of trouble.