"Keeping the Home Fires Burning"
A new god has been born/created...
"My 'husband.' Rutting about all day and night. Just simply disgustiing," Hera muttered, shaking her head.
The other goddesses gathered about nodded, making little agreement noises.
"Rolling around with mortals -- as a swan, a bull, a shower of gold, other more outlandish garbs."
Tongues clucked disapproval and disdain.
"While I remain, an emblem of the home and heart, thus forced to be chaste."
Murmurs of sympathy, support, and
"Why, I hear he even lies with some of you, my sister gods, to boost the pantheon's numbers. Can you believe it?"
Silence, punctuated only by a few nervous titters. A cough. A sigh.