Generate your own slasher flick script, via a Mad-Libs style interface. Fun for the whole family, or at least the mature audience parts thereof.
My own example follows:
The Interactive Slasher Movie
Scene One:
The camera shows us a loud party, packed with people listening to loud music. Gradually the camera moves towards a heavy wooden door. Behind the door moaning sounds can be heard. Slowly, the camera moves towards the keyhole, closer and closer until we can see exactly what is going on in the room - Dave is licking Margie's nipple and she is moaning in pleasure...
Margie: Oh I just love it when you lick me there!
Dave: Are you ready to go all the way?
Margie: Well...I'm still not sure...
Dave: Come on, it'll be fun!
Margie: Well...okay...
Dave: Yes!
Suddenly, an ear-shattering scream comes from another part of the house and the music stops. Margie leaps up from the bed.
Margie: What was that!
Dave: Nothing baby, hey why don't you come back over here...
Margie: No! I have to find out what happened.
Margie pulls her clothes tightly around her and makes for the door. After a moment Dave follows.
Scene Two:
A large group of people stand in a circle, staring down at the ground in a mixture of disgust and amazement. Dave and Margie appear on the scene, hair ruffled, Dave still in the process of doing up the fly of his jeans.
Dave: What happened?
But a moment later is is startlingly clear what happened. Jackie lies on the ground, her dead eyes staring at the ceiling. In her hands is a bloody spatula that it is obvious was used to kill her.
Margie: Oh my God who killed her?
Doyce: Nobody knows! Everyone was dancing one minute and the next...
Randy: Our studies have shown that whoever killed her would have to be standing in this room right now however...
Dave: Well it wasn't me! I was licking Margie's nipple!
Randy: Really? Lucky son of a bitch!
Margie: You bastard! You told me that you wouldn't tell anyone!
Dave: Hey, sorry babe...
Margie: Well you know what! You can shove your going all the way up your ass! I'm leaving!
The crowd of people ooh and ahh.
Dave: Don't worry. I know you'll be back Margie, you can't live without me!
Margie gives Dave the finger and storms off.
Scene Three:
Margie walks into the kitchen and heads towards the fridge, shaking her head in dismay. Out of the shadows Rey appears, holding a hoe...
Rey: Hey Margie why so glum?
Margie: Oooh don't hide in the shadows like that, you'll give me a heart-attack!
Rey: Sorry.
Margie: Oh that's okay, sorry to snap at you like that it's just that Dave and me are having problems...Err, Rey can I ask you something?
Rey: Go ahead.
Margie: Why are you holding a hoe?
Rey looks sheepish before yelling:
Rey: Take this, infernal tart from Hell!
Dave: Not so fast!
Rey turns his head to see Dave standing in the doorway holding a power drill.
Rey: Ooh damn, I'm in trouble now, aren't I?
Margie: I'll say!
Randy: Ooh, an old fashioned showdown!
Everyone turns to see Randy standing in the doorway holding a glaive-guisarme.
Randy: Turns out I'm the only one with a glaive-guisarme though doesn't it? Hmm...which side should I be on? Good or evil, good or evil, good or...
Suddenly Margie swings open the fridge door and pulls out a bottle of catsup, swinging it hard against Rey's head. He crumples to the ground.
Margie: Take that you piece of shit!
Dave: The old hit the bad-guy in the head with a bottle of catsup trick hey! Impressive.
Margie: Really?
Dave: Oh yeah.
Randy: Ahem. Excuse me but I'm trying to be evil over here.
Margie: Randy, put the glaive-guisarme down or else I will personally remove your spleen...
Randy: With a bottle of catsup?
Margie: Well...maybe.
In the moment that it takes for Randy to decide whether or not that is impossible, Dave spins on a heel and snatches the glaive-guisarme away from him.
Randy: No! You can't do that! That's cheating!
Dave assaults Randy with the glaive-guisarme until there is nothing but a bloody corpse left.
Margie: Should we take out his spleen?
Dave: Hmm, I don't know about that, but I sure would like another chance to lick your nipple...
Margie: You know what? I think I like the sound of that...
And they all lived happily ever after. Well, Jackie, Randy and Rey didn't. What with being dead and all. But that's just details.
(via Andrea)
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This is too much fun, Dave! Thanks for the link