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Monday, 20 October 2003, 12:21 PM
Half full? Or half empty?
site-good.png site-evil.png http://www.hill-kleerup.org/blog/ is 42% evil, 58% good

So says the Gematriculator, which uses ...

... the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.
Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.
Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

Well. Remember, you heard it here, first. I'm glad I'm, on the balance, a good guy -- but who'da thunk I was more evil than him? Or, heck, him? At least I'm not quite as evil as them.

(via GoaF, who is also gooder than me)


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Random Ravings (20-Oct-03 1:12 PM): I Told You I Was Good! No, Really! I Have the Creds to Prove it!
via ***Dave Does the Blog (Whose blog is 6% more evil than mine. Go me!) Listening to: Green Day... ...
Random Ravings (20-Oct-03 1:18 PM): I Told You I Was Good! No, Really! I Have the Creds to Prove it!
via ***Dave Does the Blog (Whose blog is 6% more evil than mine. Go me!) Listening to: Green Day... ...
The Non-Euclidian Staircase (21-Oct-03 6:28 AM): No, I Don't Believe It Either
Ahhh! I'm burning with goodness again! (Thanks to ***Dave for the link)... ...
Stupid Evil Bastard (23-Oct-03 10:01 AM): I must not be trying hard enough.
According to the Gematriculator SEB's evil/good ratio comes out as follows: Which, given our site's name, is somewhat disheartening. Kinda reminds me of when I played Black and White and tried to be an evil God and ended up being a good God anyway. Des... ...
The Gamer's Nook (23-Oct-03 12:10 PM): How can I not be evil?
Go here to test your URL. This has popped up at Les's (who's bummed that being Stupid Evil Bastard ...

Comments?

Monday, 20 October 2003, 4:56 PM
Quoth Rich ...

Being you typical middle-of-the-road kinda guy, I am gooder than you and badder than GoaF.

Monday, 20 October 2003, 5:00 PM
Quoth Rich ...

And the goodest of them all Pat Robinson would be so happy about this! :-)

Monday, 27 October 2003, 9:22 AM
Quoth Avocet ...

As of 8:20 AM PST, you are 70% Good.

Now, are you Lawful, or Chaotic?


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