A computer game walk-thru is a narrative of the game, level by level, room by room, with advice on what you'll encounter and what to be sure to do. It's useful if you find youself stuck on a game level without a clue as to how to proceed.
IKEA is a Swedish furnishings company with multiple levels, lots of show rooms, and stores scattered across the US (except the Denver area).
Put 'em together, and you've got ...
You start this world armed only with a UNIVERSAL FURNITURE-ASSEMBLY ALLEN WRENCH. This is the weakest weapon in IKEA: You will have to hit a person 16 times with it to kill them. So your primary goal in this level is to find more lethal means of dispatching your enemies.
As you enter the SHOWROOM, perform a rolling dodge to the left. Grab a free PAPER TAPE MEASURE and a handful of IKEA EMBLAZONED GOLF PENCILS from the kiosk near the entryway. The PENCILS serve quite well as ranged weapons, but it will take some time to master their use. Before venturing further in the world, stand at the kiosk and practice hurling GOLF PENCILS at patrons as they enter the SHOWROOM. Remember: Hitting the eyes does triple damage.
Now make your way into the main SHOWROOM, using the PAPER TAPE MEASURE to throttle anyone who blocks your path.
As you enter the main area, you will see an EKHARD oiled solid-oak dining sideboard. Quickly kick it apart to acquire the TABLE LEG WITH NAIL.
(via Doyce)
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25 years ago, my gaming group consisted of several of my peer sat McDonald's. One year, for a game played on or near April 1st, I created and ran a game of B&B--Burgers and Bozos. Hated upper management and moronic cow-orkers were the "monsters," and spatulas and grill scrapers were the weapons. In lieu of magic items, we had "Keys of Access" and the like.
Much fun was had by all, especially when the Area Supervisor was cornered in the trash corral by broom-wielding players.
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