https://buy-zithromax.online buy kamagra usa https://antibiotics.top buy stromectol online https://deutschland-doxycycline.com https://ivermectin-apotheke.com kaufen cialis https://2-pharmaceuticals.com buy antibiotics online Online Pharmacy vermectin apotheke buy stromectol europe buy zithromax online https://kaufen-cialis.com levitra usa https://stromectol-apotheke.com buy doxycycline online https://buy-ivermectin.online https://stromectol-europe.com stromectol apotheke https://buyamoxil24x7.online deutschland doxycycline https://buy-stromectol.online https://doxycycline365.online https://levitra-usa.com buy ivermectin online buy amoxil online https://buykamagrausa.net

The Charlie Kirk halo effect continues to expand

The government is threatening media outlets that criticize them. Those outlets are bending knee to those threats.

First people who said positive, celebratory things about Charlie Kirk’s death were targeted by the Right.

Then people who noted that Charlie Kirk shouldn’t have been killed, because killing is wrong, but that, besides that, he was an asshole who said terrible things, were targeted.

Now people who note that Charlie Kirk shouldn’t have been killed, but that the MAGA Right was exploiting his death to (without basis) villify the Left as being responsible for it, were targeted.

And, in all cases, it was just described as retaliation for “comments about the killing of Charlie Kirk.”

What sort of awful things did Kimmel say about Charlie Kirk, reprehensibly celebrating his killing as a good thing?

None. He didn’t do that. He didn’t say anything positive about the killing (he called it murder), and he didn’t even say anything negative about Kirk.

Here is (for the moment) the video of Kimmel’s monologue that landed him in hot water:

He critiqued the MAGA Right about how they were handling the killing  (2:03):

We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and put everything they can to score political points from it.

He critiqued Trump on making a bizarro pivot (on actual news video) from how he was holding up in his grief about Charlie Kirk’s death, to bragging about construction on his Big, Beautiful Ballroom (2:26):

I think very good, and by the way you can see over there all the trucks, they just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House which is something they’ve been trying to get for 150 years and it’s gonna be a beauty.

Much of the rest of the monologue was poking fun at Trump about a number of other things, which is doubtless why Trump regularly insists on sharing with us his belief that Jimmy Kimmel is not at all funny, even though the ratings say, yeah, he’s pretty funny.

But none of it was celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death, suggesting he brought on his death, or even saying anything mean about Charlie Kirk.

But that halo effect keeps getting bigger, and Disney/ABC heard Trump’s head of the FCC, self-proclaimed “First Amendment warrior” Brendan Carr, suggest that ABC’s broadcast license might be yanked over this, or the licenses of ABC affiliates, unless they pulled Kimmel off the air …

I mean, look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. These companies can find ways to change conduct to take action on Kimmel or there’s going to be additional work for the FCC ahead.

and

There’s action we can take on licensed broadcasters. And, frankly, it’s really sort of past time that a lot of these licensed broadcasters themselves push back on Comcast or Disney and say, listen, we are going to preempt, we’re not going to run Kimmel any more until you straighten this out because we licensed broadcasters are running the possibility of fines or license revocation from the FCC if we continue to run content that ends up being a pattern of news distortion.

… and so the biggest affiliates (Sinclair and Nexstar) leaned on Disney/ABC, and Disney/ABC pulled Kimmel off the air.

They didn’t pull him off the air for supporting political violence. They didn’t pull him off the air because he was saying things not supported by the First Amendment.

They pulled him off the air because the US Government threatened them with financial losses if they didn’t. And because, frankly, Nextstar and Sinclair are pretty conservative organizations (remember how Sinclair used to dictate “news” items to its affiliates to read on-air?) who have been eagerly sucking up to Trump, and so this gave them a semi-legit way to leverage Trump’s favor. Even if, based on SCOTUS rulings even within the last year, it’s clear that such an action by the FCC could not stand up, it was easier for Disney/ABC to bow down.

Which will make the next time that much easier, too.

You know, I’m old enough to remember how Americans — especially conservative, Republican Americans — used to deride the Soviet dictatorships for being so sensitive to comedians making fun of their government and leaders. “We have freedom!” they would say. “They have insecure tyranny!”

The derision is on the other foot now.

UPDATE: Carr now says that this was all so terrible of Kimmel because he “appeared to mislead the public” about the background of the Charlie Kirk murderer.

  1. That’s still protected speech.
  2. Kimmel’s comments were plausibly true.
  3. Even if they weren’t, Jimmy Kimmel is a comedian and commentator, not a news reporter.
  4. Charlie Kirk spewed falsehoods and misleading hate speech on a daily basis, and nobody on the Right ever suggested his speech should be suppressed.
  5. Threatening the power of the FCC to yoink broadcast licenses because someone being broadcast by them says something even “misleading” as a political comment — is regulation of political speech, censorship, and a crystal clear violation of the First Amendment.

RIP, Robert Redford

A Hollywood star

I mean, everyone knew Robert Redford, and Robert Redford movies.  I mean, everyone. Even me. I am so not-into the Hollywood motion picture thing, as a whole, that usually the number of Oscar Best Picture nominations I’ve seen can be counted on the thumbs of one foot.

And even I’ve heard of Robert Redford.

In fact, the crazy thing about Robert Redford, for me, is that every time I’ve turned around since his passing was announced, I’ve been reminded of yet another film — oh, yeah, that had Robert Redford in it, too!

An amazing CV, that man.

The Rolling Stone article linked there tosses in 20 significant / “essential” movies from his corpus, and, no surprise, I’ve seen a few (**), I’ve heard of more (*), and I’ve never heard of a surprising number.

The Chase (1966)
Barefoot in the Park (1968)*
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)**
Downhill Racer (1969)
The Candidate (1972)*
The Hot Rock (1972)
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)*
The Sting (1973)**
The Way We Were (1973)*
The Great Gatsby (1974)**
Three Days of the Condor (1975)*
All the President’s Men (1976)**
The Electric Horseman (1979)**
The Natural (1984)*
Out of Africa (1985)**
Legal Eagles (1986)*
Indecent Proposal (1993)*
The Horse Whisperer (1998*
All Is Lost (2013)
The Old Man and the Gun (2018)

Sting Robert RedfordOne of those, The Sting, is on my Ten Movies on a Desert Island (with Electricity and a Blu-Ray Player) list.  It was near the end of Redford’s “boyish” phase — his Johnny Hookier is still getting by on that big smile and fake golly, ma’am charm — but he plays an integral role in the amazing ensemble cast.

It’s the opposite story with Butch Cassidy — the film itself feels too iconoclastically 60s/70s, defying or poking fun at all the cowboy film tropes a bit too hard.  It succeeds because Redford and Newman (and Ross) are such charming characters.

Out of Africa Robert Redford 2It’s worth noting that Out of Africa was the first movie I ever bought on video-tape (VHS, for the record), back in the days before I realized I shouldn’t buy sweeping, moving dramas, no matter how sweeping and moving they were, because I was unlikely ever to rewatch them.

Handsome. Charming. Boyish. Tousled. Magnetic. Casual. Impish. Gravitas.  All those words keep getting tossed around about Redford, and the fact is, they can all be legitimately tagged on him. Remarkable.

I could comment more on a number of others form that RS list, but I’d like to put in my own word on a couple of Redford appearances that I know him from. And, yes, they lean on the geeky side:

Twilight Zone Nothing in the Dark Robert Redford Gladys CooperThe Twilight Zone, 03×13 “Nothing in the Dark” (1962) — And, yes, this is TV, not movies, but it still tracks.  Redford plays a minor but essential role here as a beat cop whose shooting and mortal injuries are the only thing that can stir an agoraphobic old lady (oldies film star Gladys Cooper), who’s terrified that her apartment building home is being torn down, to reach out of her shell and reclaim her humanity.  It’s a George Clayton Johnson TZ, so plenty of maudlin feel-good in there, but it’s also deeply moving, and Redford plays his part to a tee.

He also looks so damned young, which is part of the point.

Captain America Winter Soldier Alexander Pierce Robert RedfordCaptain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) — Dismissed as a “cameo” by Rolling Stone, Redford’s Alexander Pierce calls on all his charm and gravitas to play the charismatic “World Council” coordinator and (spoilers) covert Hydra agent who’s spearheading the paranoid plot that Cap et al. have to thwart.

I mean, it’s not Citizen Kane, but in Redford’s hands the role and heel turn is far more central and interesting than it would have been in a more generic actor’s hands.

Sneakers Robert Redford Mary McDonnellSneakers (1992) — Another desert island list nominee, Sneakers is a dramedy caper flick, starring a Robert Redford who’s supposed to be looking his age playing Martin Bishop, head of a ragtag private security firm that’s hired to do “sneaks” into corporations to test their physical and (ooh!) computer security. Redford gets to work his light comedy chops here, while also taking on the serious part of a man realizing he’s frittered much of his life away, never having gotten past (emotionally or legally) his college prankster past, which is now seriously catching up with him. It’s a great ensemble cast again, with Redford at the heart of it, and I’ve watched it more times than I can count.

Anyway, that was a lot more time than I thought I’d spend thinking about Redford’s passing

Thank you, sir, for many hours, past and future, of entertainment. You were a star.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid - Robert Redford

Do you want to know more?

It makes a fella proud to be a soldier!

Do grooming standards REALLY “underpin the warrior ethos”?

Defensive Secretary Pete Hegseth seems to have an obsession about stamping his toy soldiers out of identical molds.  Now, if you listen to him, he seems to be all about combat preparedness and making optimal warfighters and other such Defense Department things.  But when you look at him actions, they all seem to be about making sure that all the good troops fit some idealized appearance, regardless of what it means to discipline, morale, or “warfighting” ability.

The current diktats concern facial hair, with orders Coming From The Top that no soldier can have unshaven facial hair (which seems mostly directed toward beards, though presumably mustaches would also apply).

I am passingly familiar with military history, and I’m pretty sure that no battle was ever won (or lost) due to the presence or absence of beards. This is solely an aesthetic judgment and an ability to impose meaningless discipline on the troops.  Which is a big thing in some quarters of the military, but isn’t exactly what you would think a Defense Secretary would be obsessing over.

The newest twist is a bit more disturbing.  There are people with sensitive skin conditions, pseudofolliculitis barbae, or PFB.  Shaving can cause ingrown hairs, and subsequent irritation.  For decades, the military has cut soldiers with such a condition some slack.  Not Pete Hegseth, who explained it this way:

The Department must remain vigilant in maintaining the grooming standards which underpin the warrior ethos.

Really?  The “warrior ethos” (which, I guess, is a thing we actually want) is underpinned by grooming standards?

Rather than accepting that folk with PFB cannot stay clean-shaven, Hegseth has decreed that any medical exemption can only last for a year, after which the service member will be kicked out.  For not being able to shave without .

More importantly, PFB impacts Black men in much higher numbers — about 45-80% of them.  By definition, this kind of policy will kick more Black men out of the service than White or other racial groups.

It’s a policy that impacts, that discriminates against, Black soldiers, plain and simple.

But, hey, we are assured by Hegseth and his boss, Donald Trump, that we don’t pay attention to racial distinctions any more (except for ICE profiling purposes) because that’s “divisive.”  Which sounds good, except that it means that policies that do discriminate can be dismissed as, “Well, certainly it’s not about the discrimination because we don’t pay any attention to race.”

It seems kind of nuts to discharge qualified people — folks who have gone through not-inexpensive training, and who have clearly shown the desire to serve the nation — just because a medical condition requires they don’t go clean-shaven. I mean, unless your top priority is being able to put on some sort of weirdly uniform Military Parade — you know, the sort of thing that Americans used to poke fun at — then it might make some weird sense.

Moscow Victory Day Parade
Moscow Victory Parade, back in the good ol’ Soviet days

But, then, if you were really looking for uniformity … well, surely standardized skin tone would be a big part of that, would it not? But, I’m sure, that such a thing would never be what is being consciously driven at, since the Trump Administration is all about not paying any attention to something divisive like “race.”

Nevertheless, it is still a policy that discriminates against Black men for no reason other than that someone thinks that you can’t have a “warrior ethos” if you don’t have everyone shaving the same way.

Which seems a pretty stupid way to run a Defense Department, let alone a War Department.

 

 

And YOU get a defamation suit, and YOU get a defamation suit …

Trump is, once again, out to silence critics by suing them for massive damages.

Trump has expanded one front (“the guy with the most money always wins”) of his multi-front war on non-kowtowing media by suing the New York Times for (cue Dr. Evil) $15, accusing them of defaming him.

 

What horrible, scurrilous, utterly unfounded, brazenly lying, callously malicious thing did the NYT say?

  • They said he built his fortune and rep, in part, through fraud.
  • They printed an interview with retired U.S. Marine Corps Gen. John F. Kelly, his former chief-of-staff, who warned Trump met the definition of fascist.
  • They credited producer Mark Burnett, not Trump, for the success of The Apprentice.

I suspect it’s that last one that stings Donald most.

The suit is a huge laugh, and is almost a dictionary definition of a SLAPP (Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation), designed to quell criticism by suing the snot out of anyone who criticizes. In such a suit, the smaller, less-well-funded party (the defendant) has to bankrupt themselves trying to defend the case, or else nearly bankrupt themselves settling and then publicly taking back everything the accuser didn’t like. It’s commonly used by big businesses to silence locals who speak out against their operations or projects.  Trump has turned it into a personal weapon against those he doesn’t like.

In this case, though the NYT is a huge corporation, the Dear Leader’s deep pockets seem similarly limitless, especially since any number of wealthy backers (or, worse, already-impoverished-but-fanatical MAGA folk) will be happy to help pay into a Donald Trump Legal Defense Fund.

Indeed, the “smart” thing for the Times to do would be to settle, as so many other targets of Trump’s private and public judicial threats have done. We know how vindictive he can be to anyone who fails to show the level of respect he demands. He will gleefully pursue this suit to the bitter end — and beyond.

On the other hand, maybe the Democratic Party can sue Trump for defamation, based on the assertion in the filing that “Today, the Times is a full-throated mouthpiece of the Democrat Party.”  I know a lot of Democrats who instead consider the NYT a namby-pamby centrist rag, so eager to seem impartial and above the fray that they both-sides the most ridiculous things. Not even the Dems are inept enough to run a propaganda operation that way, and implying they are is, thus, defamation.

Or maybe I can sue Trump for defamation. After all, he regularly posts things like this:

[blah blah blah mindless drivel blah blah] your Favorite President (ME!)

I find it deeply offensive that someone would accuse me of holding Trump (HIM!) as my Favorite President. Indeed, I believe this clearly and maliciously defames my intelligence, sanity, morality, taste, and patriotism.

I’m pretty sure I have a case. All I’m lacking is a herd of lickspittle attorneys and the implicit power of the US Government.

Charlie Kirk should be forgotten, not lionized

Killing people is bad. “Nil nisi bonum” is also bad.

Charlie Kirk should not have been killed because killing humans is, as a rule, wrong and evil. There are arguable exceptions for that — self-defense against an immediately dangerous threat being the most accepted — but even then, killing should be taken seriously and not celebrated.

But that doesn’t mean he deserves (more than any other murder victim) a moment of prayer on the US House floor, or to have the US VP escort his body home on Air Force 2, or to be given Presidential Medals. Charlie Kirk was sorry, maliciouis, bellicose excuse for a human, and his message of grievance, contempt, and hatred will not be missed (if only because others will continue to shriek it).

Kirk hated — and would gleefully have seen unequalized, ghettoized, jailed, committed, or killed — racial and ethnic minorities, Jews and other non-Christians, LGBTQ folk, and more. His speech was hate speech, plain and simple, full of wishes for violence and oppression of those he loathed. Ironically, the use of violence to silence his opponents would be right on brand for him (another indicator of why it’s wrong).

Charlie Kirk should not have been killed, but he should, in any rational, civilized, and sane society have been ostracized. He deserves to sink into the silent cess pit of forgotten demagogues.

 

Movie Review: “Fantastic Four: First Steps” (2025)

This has been an amazing month for super-hero movies

(NO SPOILERS)

4.2 Acting
5.0 Production
4.5 Story
 4.5 OVERALL with a ♥

Fantastic Four: First Steps is just about everything I could have hoped for from an FF movie. I am an admitted soft touch for super-hero flicks, but this is one of the first such films in a long time (if we exclude the equally-but-differently excellent “Superman”) where my arguments don’t have a lot of, “Yeah, that part was weak, but it was more than made up for by this part that I thought was spiffy.”

Story

Gotta start here first, because this movie excels in setting up the retro-future 60s comic book world of Earth 826 (which number has special meaning), and then keeps the plot running strong, fast, and in a reasonable (within comic book logic) direction.

The setup is almost too much — too much fun and love with a world where the Jetsons was just a preview and the FF have been the world’s only super-heroes (and diplomats, and genius scientists, and space-faring celebrities, etc.) for four years. I wouldn’t cut out a minute of that, but it felt just on the edge of over-indulgent.

But it’s all (mostly) for setting up how things are going to work, what the logical premises of this world are.

When a run time for FF:FS was announced, it was one of the longest Marvel movies to date, but when the final run time was given, it turned out to be one of the shortest (at 1:55). I will be curious to learn what got cut to make it that, but, as someone who almost always wants more, I felt like this movie was just the right length. Bravo that.

It’s also worth noting that, save for an end-credits scene (there’s only one, mid-credits), this movie is completely separate from the MCU. And that works, too, especially knowing that, sooner or later, there will be a significant cross-over.

That brings up a a side question of tone. My family pointed out their major critique of the MCU for some years has been too much throwing around of one action scene after another, many of them doing less to advance the plot than to satisfy some suit’s need for MOAR ACTION. FF:FS has action scenes, sure, but it also has a lot of talky scenes, and emotional scenes, and fun scenes, and more talky scenes. The movie, ultimately is less about the action, or even the BBEG threat, but about this family and the things they do together (which do include action against the BBEG, but aren’t limited to that).

It will be interesting to see how those somewhat opposing creative currents ultimately mix.

Acting

Being a movie about people and relationships, the quality of the actors (and the writing and directing done for them) becomes more important. And, frankly, the acting here is a good tick above competent, and the writing and direction support that. This could have easily turned into “The Reed & Sue Show,” or gotten side-tracked on one character’s problems, but everyone gets multiple moments to shine (and do so).

Vanessa Kirby plays a passionate and powerful Sue Storm. Pedro Pascal’s Reed Richards is intellectually brilliant and emotionally troubled. Joseph Quinn gives us a irrepressible (but not annoyingly so) Johnny Storm. And Ebon Moss-Bachrach, even working through a CG character on-screen, plays a compassionate and sympathetic Ben Grimm.

And I use the characters’ names deliberately here, as the movie rarely refers to any of the Four by their “super-hero” names (only Reed’s “Mr. Fantastic” gets a prominent call-out). That further helps ground the movie, making it about people, not about masked monikers.

It’s also worth a note, both story and acting-wise, that while everything isn’t sweetness and light and familial love for the entire film, the movie never takes a serious dip into what could be very dark aspects for all these creatures. There’s plenty of emotion, but little trauma / body-horror / emotional fracturing plot elements that have popped up in the FF comics over the decades, and that’s quite appropriate for this film. This is a film about light in the face of darkness, not the darkness itself.

Most of the other actors involved have substantially more bit parts, with the exception of Julia Garner’s Shalla-Bal who, between run time and silvery CGI, still can’t give us more than the bare bones of her character. But everyone (including some lovely cameos) does a fine job supporting our core cast. As they should.

Production

In terms of setting, the movie is beautiful, and evocative of Kirbyesque mid-60s weirdness, googie architecture gone wild, and a world that (super-villains aside) it would be a blast to live in. All this is rendered lovingly, with a ton of practical effects blurring seamlessly with the CG. The movie just looks gorgeous.

A critical part of that texture is music, and Michael Giacchino gives us, to nobody’s surprise, an amazing soundtrack, combining the period feel with action with just, well, a fantastic vibe. Delightful.

For the specific special effects, they are very, very nice.  Reed realistically stretches (and uses that stretching). Sue’s invisibility and force fields are nicely done.  Johnny’s flame-on effect looks really good. And Ben himself looks and acts and moves quite well and believably.  Galactus himself looks and moves just right. And the Silver Surfer’s silver surfing is exquisite.

Surely there was something you didn’t like, Dave!

If I have to pick nits, I think the Silver Surfer story line needed at least one more scene. Galactus is a bit too much of a dick. And, no, Ben, the beard looks stupid.

Net-Net

Having Superman and Fantastic Four: First Steps come out within weeks of each other is an embarrassment of riches. Both feel fresh, hopeful, and encouraging for both their universes and for us comic book movie fans.

There’s a lot the two films have in common — trying to start off already-known characters as unencumbered by the past as possible being number one, and the decision to start in media res of their careers rather than obsess on origin stories is number two.  Maybe number three would be dealing with the fickleness of adoring fans (and, to go with them, vicious critics) is. And feebleminded accusations of “wokeness” are, sadly but inevitably number four.

But there are differences, too. Superman focuses on just one guy (with personal relationships, to be sure) trying to make it through; FF:FS focuses on family and how they stand together to make it through. Superman‘s tale is more grounded on Earth, so to speak, despite its protagonist’s extraterrestrial origin; its villain is a narcissistic and xenophobic billionaire genius whose designs on power aren’t laudable, but are pretty likely to leave most of Earth’s population alive and possibly even (if he can focus on doing positive things) better off. The FF are instead dealing with a truly cosmic threat, even when that threat touches ground in New York City, and the stakes for them are huge, personally and planetarially.

Regardless, both are solid entertainment. I recommend both films whole-heartedly. Hopefully both are signs of good things to come.

Do you want to know more?

Movie Trailers before “Superman”

A good set of trailers is like a great hors d’oeuvre!

I write down the trailers we saw so you don’t have to!

Well, it would be kind of weird if you wrote down the movie trailers we saw. Just saying.

Project Hail Mary — Ryan Gosling vehicle from the novel by Andy Weir (The Martian). Looks like it has much the same techie gravitas that The Martian had, but with a bit more Ryan Gosling humor and a bit more weirdness.  That said, after the trailer, I feel like we’ve seen much of the film. I might watch this on streaming. Or an international airplane ride.

The Naked Gun — I knew Frank Drebbin. I grew up reciting lines from Frank Drebbin. You, Liam Neeson, are no Frank Drebbin.  Okay, I guess you’re supposed to be Frank Drebbin, Jr., which makes me feel very old.  Anyway, I’m not sure if it’s fondness for the old, or the attempt to update the zany Police Squad humor for a new generation, but the trailer just didn’t click for me. The lack of Abrahams/Zuckers involvement may not have helped.

The Bad Guys 2 — Huh. Does this mean I have to watch The Bad Guys 1? Actually, I’m a sucker for a caper film, so this might go on the “international flight” list.

Fantastic Four: First Steps —  Well, I already knew I was going to this one (tickets pre-bought). I’m a little worried that they are showing too much in the current trailer (plot-wise and punchline-wise), a classic complaint about movie ads these days. But I’m still liking what I see. Except maybe for Ben’s beard (!?!).

Caught Stealing — Um … this one didn’t strike me as particularly appropriate for the crowd at Superman, which involved a lot of adults, but also quote a few kids. I mean, it’s being tagged as a “dark comedy” but also a “psychological thriller” and, based on the trailer, a pretty violent example of both. Not my cuppa, but also not what I’d want my 10-year-old watching.

Time for an interlude. How about a commercial … advertising for … the Navy SEALs?  Apparently they’re recruiting. 

One Battle After Another — Another one that seemed a bit dark for the Superman audience. Another “dark comedy.”

Wicked 2 — Or Wicked: Step Into the Light or Wicked 2: Flying Monkey Boogaloo, or something else inspiring.  Looks big and glossy and colorful and even somewhat interesting, and all I could think was, “Jeez, I better watch the first one some time soon.”  Will likely be streamed.

Odyssey — Given that I’ve a long love of Greek myths and Homer, and my son was a classics major, that we are going to see this is very much a no-brainer. I can’t see we saw anything spectacular in the trailer, but it certainly has a really cool vibe.

(The trailer we saw is not yet on YouTube.)

Cat in the Hat — I had no idea this was coming out, so … mission accomplished, I guess. I don’t think I’m likely to see it (I’m pretty Old School 2-D when it comes to my Cat), but it doesn’t affect me like fingernails on the chalkboard as the Mike Myers thing did just a few years decades ago.

So a few hits in there, a few things I’m looking forward to in some form. Which is kind of nice.

Movie Review: Superman (2025)

Much better than I’d hoped, and a great kick-off to a new DC cinematic universe

4.0 Acting
4.5 Production
5.0 Story
 4.5 OVERALL with a ♥

Superman (2025)
David Corenswet as Superman

I loved Superman.

James Gunn has given us a movie that feels like a comic book — like issue 75 of some long-running series. It starts in media res, both of Superman’s life and of his current battle (continued from last issue!). It doesn’t feel the need to hand-hold us into deep discussion and detail and backstory of everyone and everything, but trusts us, beyond a few opening words on the screen, to keep up as the story starts at high speed, characters pop up left and right, and the action never really lets up.

I mean, Superman’s been around for years? Metahumans have been on earth for centuries? Guy Gardner is a Green Lantern and that means something?  The government is already worried about things?  Luthor’s had time to put together a multiple plots against his arch-enemy? And we didn’t need a full movie to explain it?

Superman 2025 poster
Superman 2025 poster

The comic book feel extends as well to some aspects of the plot, which in places enjoys — or suffers from — the ability of the comics to have the reader just turn the page and ignore some sort of hand-waveable reality hiccup. That aside, the setting feels believable (for all its SF/Fantasy elements) because it is presented as not only believable but on-going. We’ve never seen this precise Metropolis and DC Earth before, but it feels like we have, not just because so much parallels the basic Superman setting, but because it acts like we’ve been here before, like we’ve seen another half-dozen movies with these characters, actors, and reality.

The movie is funny, it’s dramatic, it’s moving, it’s fun, it’s violent, and it has perhaps one of the best “this is what a super-hero battle looks like from the perspective of a civilian caught in the middle of it” sequences I’ve seen.

The production quality is overall top notch. I believed a man could fly. I thought the action sequences were well done. And a special call-out to David Fleming and John Murphy’s solid soundtrack, and Gunn/Warner Bros. for spending the money for them to make extensive (but still their own) use of John Williams’ iconic Superman score.

The cast is all great for their parts, whether the role is nuanced, character, and/or scene-chewing. Special commendation goes to David Corenswet as an eminently human Clark/Supes, Nicholas Hoult as a finely maniacal Lex Luthor, and Rachel Brosnahan as a believable Lois Lane. The rest of the actors, whether their characters are human or metahuman, do their jobs well and are written/directed by Gunn just as they need to be.

Krypto the Super-Dog
Krypto!

And, yes, Krypto the Super-Dog is here. And he’s wonderful.

I guess, on reflection, I understand why some folk have complained (pre-release) that this Superman is too (i.e., any) “woke,” since (a) he’s interested in the world, not just the country he lives in, (b) some distinctly self-aggrandizing villainous types paint him as a menace for being an immigrant and (literal) alien, (c) he live in a great metropolitan area that includes civilians of color, and (d) he preaches kindness, helping people, and personal responsibility to be a good person. But, frankly, if those sorts of things bother you, I suggest you avoid reading any Superman comics since his introduction in 1938.

Be that as it may, I have to be honest — I’m a comics fan and a soft touch for super-hero movies (I even have nice things to say about the least successful MCU productions). So one might expect I’d enjoy this film to at least some degree. Granted.

But I feel confident in saying Superman (2025) has instantly landed in the nebulous Top 5 Super-Hero Movies I’ve Ever Seen list. I am looking forward to see more of Corenswet and more of the new DC Universe James Gunn is helping build.

Do you want to know more?

Movie Review: “Thunderbolts*” (2025)

The latest MCU film hits the notes that past MCU successes have.

3.5 Acting
4.0 Production
4.0 Story
4.0 OVERALL with a ♥

There’s a lot going on in this poster, including some hints about the movie itself.

It’s no secret that the MCU has had some problems the past few years, starting with the slump after Avengers: Endgame and exacerbated by the COVID crisis. I mean, I’ve liked the movies and TV shows that have come out in that period — but I’m a pretty low bar (and I’m also used to comic book universes where everything is not perfect but you stick with titles anyway because you like the characters). I enjoyed (while granting some weaknesses to) Black Widow and The Marvels and Captain America: Brave New World. On TV, I enjoyed Falcon and the Winter Soldier. I even found things of interest in the Secret Wars TV series (though overall I thought it failed in its ambition).

Part of the problem has been finding ways to tell interlaced stories that don’t rely on having seen everything produced to date. Part of it has been trying to capture the magic of the Avengers sequence. Part of it has been writing that was at times less than sterling. And part of it, frankly, is that there is a contingent of very loud people who want Marvel/Disney to fail, for a variety of reasons.

So, all that said, I really enjoyed Thunderbolts*. My wife, who is nothing near the fanboy I am (and puts up with so much) really liked it, too.

The movie publicity really enjoyed leaning into that asterisk.

On one level, this movie is a sequel to Black Widow and Falcon and the Winter Soldier (and maybe a bit of Captain America: Brave New World, at least in reference). That said, I think folks could enjoy this movie without having seen or extensively studied those predecessors: one of the neat tricks the movie does is balance the tightropeof backstory exposition. We learn a lot about the characters during the film, but in ways that feel organic and unforced — no “As you know, Bob, the Winter Soldier was created by Hydra in 1946 …” infodumping.

Being clearly part of the MCU without feeling like you have to have memorized the MCU is critical for a long-running franchise of films; as one character notes, they were in high school when the Battle of New York (the first Avengers film) happened, and given that film came out in 2012, there are a lot of people who similarly struggle with remembering continuity. Thunderbolts* nails it with this one.

The movie also nails the mix between humor and seriousness. One of the touchstones of the early MCU, which carried on for some time, was using humor to dissipate too much seriousness and angst, but also keeping the dramatic stakes high to keep things from devolving into super-hero slapstick. Thunderbolts* manages to do this better than any recent MCU production, never taking itself so seriously as to be an object of derision itself, but always reminding us of the human costs and consequences of the world in which they live.

More leaning into the asterisk.

The acting overall works. The demands here are not great: this isn’t Eliot or Shaw or Woolf writing this stuff. But all our heroes are able to switch between (or combine) being serious and amusingly goofy in a way that feels comfortable and approachable. A lot of what Thunderbolts* is about is heroes dealing with less-than-heroic and less-than-successful pasts, and what guilt and trauma and and failure lack of agency and stress can do to a person. The actors we have here, particularly the PoV character, Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova (the White Widow), handle this well, neither making things too grimdark, nor trivializing important issues.

Outside of the core team, the supporting cast, particularly Julia Louis-Drefuss as Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, are solid. So is Lewis Pullman as “Bob,” in all his incarnations. I don’t expect any Best Actor nominations here, but everything is competent.

Without going into details, the story overall works pretty well, doing from solo mission to building the team to struggling against the odds to struggling against impossible odds. And while this is a comic book movie, not every problem is solved with fists and explosions. In fact, most of the important ones are not.

While the stakes in the film are, from one perspective, dismayingly high, the movie never loses its sight on the personal and ordinary. Where most superhero flicks have some sort of disaster porn of buildings collapsing and screaming crowds below, Thunderbolts* keeps its eyes on those people, making the heroics of the protagonists not just punching bad guys, but saving the innocent, over and over.

I was mostly unspoiled for the movie (an increasingly difficult task), so I was surprised more often than some movie-goers would be (including some of the discussions about Bob and Taskmaster, as well as the climactic reveal at the end). The movie certainly kept me on my toes wondering what would happen next.

Red Guardian’s favorite poster.

From a production standpoint, part of what also makes all this work is that the “powers” involved are relatively subtle, with most of the action being fight choreography. Yes, there is some flying, there are some super-powered fisticuffs, there is some CG-augmented action — but the movie comes across as very grounded and much less interested in Michael Bey-like explosions and more on physical and emotional combat.

Overall, I’m not sure this movie needs to be seen in the theater (let alone in 3-D, if that’s being offered), but it is definitely a good watch, arguably the best thing from the MCU in several years. I expect I will watch it a number more times in the future.

OBLIGATORY END-OF-MOVIE NOTE: There are two credits cut-in scenes, at the usual timestamps (one after the initial flashy credits, one at the very end). Both are entertaining and worth watching, though only the last one (before the lights come up) is of much consequence, albeit being a bit predictable.

I have to say, this is one of my favorite posters for the movie, including that tag line.

Do you want to know more?

The Big Three-Oh

Anniversary time!

Thirty years ago today, I married Margie.

Definitely one of, if not the, smartest and most rewarding thing I ever did.

The odds aren’t fantastic that we’ll make it another thirty after this, but however many we roll the odometer to, I’m sure they’ll all be wonderful.

Movie previews we saw before “Captain America: Brave New World”

Watching the pre-movie trailers is always fun.

We went to see Captain America: Brave New World on its opening Saturday — a key moment for movie studios to advertise upcoming flicks they think that audience will want to come see.

Coming soon!

Here are the trailers they fed us (with IMDb links for more info, the trailers themselves, etc.):

Novocaine: Looks like an action-comedy featuring a guy who feels no pain. Which, in real life, is really very dangerous (pain is an important way to keep us from burns and dismemberment), but here is being played for yucks as he tries to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend. I mean, I like Jack Quaid, but this makes me a little queasy.

Warfare:  Looks like a gritty, meant-to-be-realistic view of modern warfare, based on the memories of a former Navy SEAL and his time in Iraq. From what I know (which is not a lot), it certainly looks realistic. Which, to my mind, is a great reason not to plan to go see it, because honestly I like my violence a little cartoony.

The Accountant 2:  Another in the “cool guy who is a lethal weapon and tackles his job with casual aplomb” genre of films, starring Ben Affleck. I didn’t see the first one, and I don’t see anything here that has me rearing to go and catch the new one, which introduces a “buddy film” vibe by also include the protagonist’s equally-lethal brother.

Sinners: This looks intriguing, lots of interesting visuals, music, FX, period piece (20s-30s) around a pair of black brothers who return to their home town, only to find a Sinister Evil has taken root and etc. etc.  I don’t anticipate going to see it because I am not a horror film guy, but it sure looks well done.

Jurassic World: Rebirth:  I had no idea the franchise was continuing onward, this time with action hero Scarlett Johansson and all the dinosaurs that the original Jurassic Park deemed “too dangerous” to have at their amusement park.  Looks like lots of CG dinosaurs, lots of guns, lots of action and danger and (I suspect) red shirts. Maybe if I ever get caught up with the franchise I’ll watch it on an airplane flight to somewhere.

How To Train Your Dragon:  See! Companies other than Disney can ransack their IP to make oodles of money recycling animated features as live-action-except-for-all-the-CG features!  What I saw in the trailer looked pretty good — but the original HTTYD looked (and still looks) pretty good so this one goes in the “when it’s streaming somewhere for super-cheap” stack.

Fantastic Four: First Steps: The same trailer as has been running on TV, only up on a great big screen, which looks pretty darned awesome. I am already planning on seeing this, so the trailer just made me re-aware that it’s one of the three MCU films coming out this year.

Thunderbolts*: Again, this trailer has been on TV already, so it’s just getting to see it embiggened. Still looks like fun, with an obvious “Suicide Squad, only in the MCU” vibe to it (and maybe a bit of that old fave, Mystery Men).  Already marked on my calendar.

So there you have it — the only films I’m likely to see from that batch of trailers are the two I was already intending to see. Still, I don’t mind being exposed to some things I likely otherwise wouldn’t know about, so there’s that.

Movie Review: “Captain America: Brave New World” (2025)

A solid return to the MCU. Well done.

4.0 Acting
4.5 Production
4.0 Story
4.0 OVERALL with a ♥

captain america bnw poster 1Captain America: Brave New World is a quite satisfying MCU romp. Much of it has the political / conspiratorial tone of Captain America: Winter Soldier, though it also contains the obligatory 5th Act super-hero punch-out extravaganza.

But up until that point, and after it, and even a little during it, it’s a much more interesting and introspective film than the movie trailers make it out to be. Anthony Mackie’s Sam Wilson is still feeling doubts about taking on the shield and mantle of Captain America, and even more doubtful about doing so working for the US government — especially since Thadeus “Thunderbolt” Ross, who once put Sam in the Raft during the whole Civil War business, is now the President of the United States.

Captain America BNW poster 3Story

The film is about interlocking redemption arcs — Sam coming to feel himself worthy of the Cap name, and Ross trying to show the world, and his estranged daughter, that he’s not the fire-breathing pile of anger he used to be. How these arcs criss-cross and entangle amid a long-standing conspiracy makes up the substance of the film, and by and large I found it handled pretty well.

Interestingly enough, Ross isn’t out to use his new position to hobble super-heroes. In fact, initially, he and Wilson get along decently in a guarded way. His big push is for a treaty between competing nations as to how to handle the Celestial remains sticking up out of the Indian Ocean post-Eternals, especially because the teams that have explored there have found a nifty brand-new metal: adamantium, which provides an interesting entree for whatever the MCU wants to do with Wolverine and the other X-Men.

Having the focus be on a treaty for peaceful cooperation, with high stakes and even possible war looming in the background, makes some interesting scenes, especially since it’s “only” a high-tension backdrop for the actual plot unfolding.

Since most of the action in the film centers on public events, it’s able to make good use of newscasts to provide backstory and plot reminders.

Captain America BNW poster 6Acting

Mackie has had plenty of time to build his Falcon role, and, with the under-appreciated Falcon & Winter Soldier TV series, his story works well, as he goes back and forth between quiet wise-cracking and calm seriousness.

Surprisingly, Harrison Ford turns in a strong performance, too, with his own varying degrees of calm, anger, urgency, and desperation. He does a solid job as a US President, as a man with his own demons to fight, and, ultimately, a man who is faced with decisions about doing the right thing.

The rest of the cast acts competently, with Carl Lumbly’s Isaiah Bradley (originally from Falcon & Winter Soldier) the best of the show. I found Danny Ramierez Joaquin Torres (Falcon) character annoying. Tim Blake Nelson’s Samuel Stens made for a nifty villain, as did Giancarlo Esposito’s Sidewinder (even if that character was completely added in reshoot).

On the female side (caveat below notwithstanding), Xosha Roquemore does a decent job as Ross’ security detail head, Leila Taylor, though she doesn’t get a chance to do much other than take orders and look concerned. Shira Haas’ controversial role as security agent Ruth Bat-Seraph suffers a bit from how it was edited, but is still fun.

Captain America BNW 5 posterProduction

So, not surprisingly, lots of flying, which by and large works well, as does the aerial combat. The shield-slinging is pretty good, too.

For some reason, I was less satisfied with the Red Hulk CG than I was with the Green Hulk’s a decade ago. It might have been because of the effort to make him look like Harrison Ford so much, but his movements (except for jumping) and actions just didn’t feel quite right to me.

Captain America BNW poster 8Any other problems?

Sam Wilson keeps doubting himself for not taking the super-soldier serum that created Steve Rogers’ Cap as well as Bucky “Winter Soldier” Barnes. Even so, he is flawless in throwing the shield, an incredible hand-to-hand fighter, shrugs off multiple injuries until the very end, and wears a Wakandan-designed flight suit. Given that Tony Stark was nothing without the armor, it’s a character conflict that never quite seems real.

That flight suit also felt a bit jarring and not in keeping with the attempt to keep the film more reality-grounded. From force fields to super-sonic flight to deus-ex-machina Redwing drones, it makes Sam Wilson more than himan in his ability to affect events.

When we deal with the World Leaders that President Ross is trying to get involved in a mutual cooperation treaty, there some significant missing pieces (there are, after all, some other significant countries in the world besides the US, France, India, and Japan). As well, those World Leaders are all male, and much of their setting is all male as well, which seems like a missed opportunity.

Frankly, the Act 5 battle between Cap and Red Hulk is almost anticlimactic. It not only wildly and abruptly amps up the power levels in the film (with the obligatory destruction porn to go with it), but Thunderbolt Ross himself would be furious that his security detail even dreamed of taking on a Hulk with pistol fire, or even with helecopter drones. The battle’s resolution kind of makes sense (almost any other would have seemed unrealistic), but it just stays this side of being kind of hokey.

Captain America BNW poster 7Net-Net

I liked it. I was happy to pay movie theater prices for it. I plan to watch it again when it streams and goes to Blu-Ray. It’s not the best MCU film, or even the best Captain America film, but it’s a strong lead for the three MCU flicks we get this year (with Thunderbolts* and Fantastic Four arriving in coming months). Well done.

Do you want to know more?

2024 in Review

Where I would say to my 2023 self, “I got some good news, and some bad news.”

As in past years, I’m going to share out Christmas Card letter here on the blog, where the three of you who actually read it can enjoy it, and where I can keep a permanent-ish copy. It’s that historical aspect that gets me to actually do a Christmas Card letter.

Christmas Card letters are, of course, generally upbeat. It’s okay to share challenges and even tragedies, but letters that turn into a litany of health issues, large and small, are a bit problematic.

This time around I’m going to add some color commentary.

Well, that was certainly a year! We were really busy a lot of the time, managed to sneak in a bit of travel, had some major life transitions, and … well, mostly tried to keep out of trouble.

Dave and Margie at the Tetons

The generic introduction.

James continued his post-grad work, spending the spring in Reykjavik, Iceland, and the fall in Oslo, Norway. That all wraps up this coming spring, back in Reykjavik, completing his Masters in Viking and Medieval Norse Studies.

In answer to the question we’re always asked (after exclamations of “Oh, that’s really cool!”), “What is he going to do with that MA?” the answer is … nobody knows. He’s not interested in academia, but museum and/or archaeological support work are both things he’s working his network for — which might mean him staying on in Iceland or another Nordic country.

We’ll know more by the next Christmas Card letter.

All of which has been a great excuse, of course, for various folk to travel and see him. Margie and Dave did so in Iceland in the spring, …

Went there with Stan and Mary, and enjoyed it a lot. It’s a beautiful country, an an interesting combo of cosmopolitan Europe and rural backwater. Looking forward to another visit (I’m going to be helping James move in in a few weeks).

… and continued from there to a fabulous cruise of the Scottish isles – Shetland, Orkney, Outer Hebrides, Skye, Mull — and tours in the cities on either end, Edinburgh and Glasgow. Delightful.

Dave and James on Le Bellot.

Once in a lifetime trip, both in terms of all the cool places we were able to visit, and on sailing on a Ponant cruise, which was top-notch everything. Great trip.

In the spring Margie and Dave also took a long weekend trip with friends to Sonoma, where we drank much good wine (and, maybe, joined a few wine clubs).

Went with Jackie and Scott, and had a fine time there, too.

In the fall, Dave and Margie road-tripped with friends to Grand Tetons and Yellowstone (and points coming and going). Fun times, and wonderfully scenic!

Another trip, this time by motor vehicle, with Mary and Stan. I’d never been to Yellowstone before, and I’d love to go there again sometime. Also had the chance to see Mount Rushmore and the Crazy Horse memorial and all sorts of other cool locations as we circled back.

On the work front, Margie continues her (fully remote) work in Kaiser Permanente HR, focused on the data quality program.

And continues to get kudos and plaudits from her management team.

Dave, on the other hand, unexpectedly got laid off from his employer (while shoulders-deep in a mission critical project), and decided that both the job market and the financial numbers looked right for him to retire early – or, from a more important perspective, to become full-time coffee boy for Margie. That was at Thanksgiving, so we are both getting used to the new cadence in our lives.

Margie and James on Orkney at the Stenness Standing Stones

More on that story here.

Our cats, Kunoichi (15) and Neko (13), are enjoying Dave and Margie being full-time at home. Kunoichi gave everyone a scare, though, when she slipped out an open door without being noticed until the next day, and went on a three-week (!) walk-about in October. She was finally found by a neighbor using a flyer Dave had put up. She’s recovered the three pounds she’s lost and seems to be in good health again.

We had, quite honestly, given up hope for Kunoichi, and it was one of the high points of the year when we found her.  Or, as Margie put it, “Best birthday gift of the year.

For entertainment purposes, we continue to be regulars in the local theater scene, especially at the Arvada Center and at the Colorado Shakespeare Festival.

I’ll put either of those up against any other regional theater in the country. Fantastic work.

Game-wise, we’ve been playing various tabletop fantasy role-playing games run by friends,

Including a D&D campaign (Phandelver and Below) being run by Stan, and a joint Frosthave game with Jackie and Scott. Busy!

and Dave in December started up his own new ongoing game about cozy murder mysteries in a New England town.

Brindlewood Bay,” for the record, a PBTA-based system that you can think of as Murder, She Wrote, with a large dollop of Lovecraft lurking in the background.

Alas, we’ve been slackers this year in organizing monthly Game Days for board games – we’ll see what 2025 brings.

It was a stressful (and busy) year, all that fun stuff notwithstanding, and Margie and I both tend to cocoon a bit when things get anxious. We’ll try harder this coming year.

We hope you have a very Merry Christmas (and other seasonal holidays and celebrations) to you all, and here’s to what we hope will be a Happier, Safer, and more Enjoyable New Year.

Margie, James, and Dave on the tour bus

So that’s all the Good News. Bad News, we actually were pretty well off in — no major illnesses, no family tragedies that I can think of offhand.

Biggest (and most dire) disappointment of the year was Trump getting reelected. I don’t know what madness has gripped a big chunk of the voting public, but for all our sakes I hope they get over it soon.

All that said, let me raise a toast to 2024, and repeat the good wishes noted above for 2025. Thanks to our family and friends for helping make our lives so good.

And Another Milestone

Milestones galore!

Yesterday I talked about the milestone of having lived in Colorado for 30 years.

Today’s milestone is a bit different.

So … I retired today.

retirement next exit

It wasn’t in my original plans (and I don’t respond well to changes of plan, as all who know me will tell you).  But regardless of my plans, I got notification three months ago that my role was being eliminated, too bad, so sad, if you find another job in the company great, but that will zap your severance.

Harrumph.

Not the first time I’ve been RIFfed (and it was indeed a RIF of some sort — several others were all departing on the same day), and, in bygone days, I was sometimes that guy on the other side of the table (a real table in those days, not a Zoom table), so I know the drill.

Reasons Not To Retire

  1. Not having a job will mean financial ruin and I will die, alone and unloved, in a damp refrigerator box in an alley. (This is my go-to catastrophizing trope, which I know is not true, but still gibbers at me in the dark.)
  2. I am not quite of retirement age — close, but not quite there.
  3. It wasn’t the plan yet!

Reasons To Retire

  1. A very generous severance.
  2. My wife earns well (and covers our insurance, too).
  3. I’m pretty close to retirement age.
  4. We can actually afford it. (And, yes, I am very aware how blessed / fortunate we are in that.)
  5. Trying to find a job in the tech industry these days for someone of the age I was 6 years ago (when I finally got this job after a year and a half unemployed) was no easy task, and something I really wasn’t looking forward to trying again 6 years later (and being so close to retirement age).
Stress Brain word cloud
Stress!

Also contributing to the emotional mix was The Project I have been project managing, which has been a huge hairball for the last three years and is currently struggling between “We think we can get it done … in the Spring” or “Management Pulling the Plug.”  The stress of that has been … not healthy for me, in a variety of ways, which made the idea being no longer in that kind of rat race a lot more attractive.

So even if the company had offered to keep me on once they realized what they had done (whatever algorithm dictated the RIF was … weird; nobody who should have known about it, or the impact it would have on The Project, was in on it and they were all generally as gobsmacked as me over it), it is possible, even likely, I would have turned them down.

So, today was the last day, and quite likely my last day in White Collar America.  I finished cleaning my cube, I sent the last emails, I attend the last meetings, I said the last goodbyes, I turned in my laptop and card key, and drove away.

Yay?

Well, I’m not one of those people who defines himself by his job, or his company, or even as being the main breadwinner or being a professional or whatever. My work-life balance is fairly decent, and I have a plethora of projects and identified tasks around the house to keep me busy for, like, years. Plus hobbies. Plus being at my wife’s beck-and-call for coffee service, etc. And if I do get bored, there are a lot of volunteering activities I could do.

alarm clockIt does feel a little weird knowing I can turn off the 7 a.m. weekday alarm on my phone (with a skip for Tuesdays when I had to get up at 6:35 a.m. for a status call).  It’s odd that the place I’ve been going to, and walking near, and being paid by, for the last six years (minus one week, to the day) will now just be a place I zip past on the interstate — but any bitterness about my treatment is very much mitigated by a guilty sense of relief from being out form under The Project.

I’ll miss the people. I’ll miss the neighborhood.

I won’t miss the company, their irksome RTO policy, their continuous reorganizing, or  The Project.

* * *

So, generalizing between the two days of milestones, my life has had two 30ish-year phases:

  1. Growing up in California, going to college, finding my career, getting married, getting divorced.
  2. Moving to Colorado, getting remarried (much more successfully), continuing then wrapping up my career.

Given reasonable lifespans, I am now believably starting Phase 3, retirement and what I do with it.

Let’s see how that works.

sailing into the sunset
No, I don’t plan on taking up sailing. It’s a metaphor.

 

Rocky Mountain Milestone

Time passages …

So today is a milestone date for me, which means I’ll probably blabber about it far more than anyone is interested. But, for the record …

Today, 30 years ago, I arrived in Colorado.

I was born and raised a California boy, starting up in the Bay Area, then moving down to LA when I was in early elementary school. Except for a brief 9 month stint up in Fort Collins (Colorado) when I was in high school (as my dad tested out a different twist on his career, which he decided he didn’t care for), I lived, went to college, got jobs, got married, in California.

1994 events
That is the year that was

Fast Forward to 1994, which was not a great year for me — going through a (zany but moderately amicable) divorce, tied up for several months living out of a hotel for a project I was trying to rescue for my employer, and, subsequent to that, sort of kicking around the office, trying to figure out what was next (and learning all about this amazing Internet that the company was finally connected to).

Then my boss asked me if I wanted to move to Denver and become the IT Manager for an office they were expanding there.

Denver skyline
Denver? DENVER?! (Hmm. Denver …)

All other factors aside, this was nearly a non-starter because (a) I don’t take changes in expected life paths well, and (b) I was very much dating a new girlfriend (and an old friend at that) and didn’t relish the prospect of screwing up a long-distance relationship and losing her.

Sure, I had some indication that I liked Colorado from that brief high school stint. And it was a chance to break out of my funk, not to mention to advance my career.  But … still … even after I got over the surprise, there was that relationship thing I did not want to screw up.

I was smart enough not to outright say “No” (or “Yes”), but told my boss I’d sleep on it.

I called the girlfriend, explained my concerns, and she said to take the offer and we’d work it out.

stapleton airport
Everybody in Denver who bitches about DIA forgets about how much more they used to bitch about Stapleton.

So I did. And then, at a big Thanksgiving Dinner (with my family and hers), I popped the question. Yay, romance. And the next day, we hopped in the car and I moved to Denver. (She only came along for the ride, and headed back home shortly after, juuuuuust before Stapleton was decommissioned).

And I’ve been here ever since, and never looked back. And, if things go as planned, I’ll be here the rest of my life, because I love this town and this state.

Our Wedding
So far so good on the Happily Ever After thing.

Oh, and we did work it out, and got married the following April. (Which means we have another big milestone anniversary next spring. Hmmmm.)

So that was one milestone. Another comes tomorrow. Stay tuned.

Quotations on Elections and Character

Time for my quadrennial quoting of folk who have something to say about the US elections

I maintain a website of quotations, so once every four years or so I dip into the grab bag there for other people’s profound words about elections and voting and the like.

This year I had two classes of quotes I picked: ones about character (and, just to be clear, Donald Trump’s lack of anything that can be considered the sort of character you want to have in a US President, or even your McDonalds’ fry wrangler), and ones about voting and participation (and why it’s important).

Here’s what I had to say, cleverly covered up by other people saying it.

Character, and What We Do/Don’t Want in a President’s

If a public man tries to get your vote by saying that he will do something wrong in your interest, you can be absolutely certain that if ever it becomes worth his while he will do something wrong against your interest.

Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) American politician, statesman, conservationist, writer, US President (1901-1909)
Speech (1910-04-23), “Citizenship in a Republic [The Man in the Arena],” Sorbonne, Paris

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office. If a man’s associates find him guilty of phoniness, if they find that he lacks forthright integrity, he will fail. His teachings and actions must square with each other. The first great need, therefore, is integrity and high purpose.

Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969) American general, US President (1953-61)
(Attributed)

Eisenhower quote

The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate every fissure of disunity, every crack in the common front against fascism. They use every opportunity to impugn democracy. They use isolationism as a slogan to conceal their own selfish imperialism. They cultivate hate and distrust of both Britain and Russia. They claim to be superpatriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection.

Henry Wallace (1888-1965) American politician, journalist, farmer, businessman
“The Danger of American Fascism,” New York Times (1944-04-09)

Since the beginning of our American history, we have been engaged in change — in a perpetual peaceful revolution — a revolution which goes on steadily, quietly adjusting itself to changing conditions — without the concentration camp or the quick-lime in the ditch.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945) American lawyer, politician, statesman, US President (1933-1945)
Speech (1941-01-06), “State of the Union [Four Freedoms Speech],” Washington, D. C.

Justice requires us to remember that when any citizen denies his fellow, saying, “His color is not mine,” or “His beliefs are strange and different,” in that moment he betrays America, though his forebears created this Nation.

Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973) American politician, educator, US President (1963-69)
Speech (1965-01-20), Inaugural Address, Washington, D. C.

Dependability, integrity, the characteristic of never knowingly doing anything wrong, that you would never cheat anyone, that you would give everybody a fair deal. Character is a sort of an all-inclusive thing. If a man has character, everyone has confidence in him. Soldiers must have confidence in their leader.

Omar Bradley (1893-1981) American general
Interview with Edgar Puryear (1963-02-15)

A democracy cannot function effectively when its constituent members believe laws are being bought and sold.

John Paul Stevens (1920-2019) American lawyer, US Supreme Court Justice (1975-2010)
Citizens United v. FEC, 558 U.S. 310 (2010) [dissenting]

Because power corrupts, society’s demands for moral authority and character increase as the importance of the position increases.

John Adams (1735-1826) American lawyer, Founding Father, statesman, US President (1797-1801)
(Attributed)

If you don’t understand that you work for your mislabeled “subordinates,” then you know nothing of leadership. You know only tyranny.

Dee W. Hock (b. 1929) American businessman
“Unit of One Anniversary Handbook,” Fast Company (1997-02-28)

The best foreign policy is to live our daily lives in honesty, decency, and integrity; at home, making our own land a more fitting habitation for free men; and abroad, joining with those of like mind and heart, to make of the world a place where all men can dwell in peace.

Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969) American general, US President (1953-61)
Inaugural Gabriel Silver lecture, Columbia University (1950-03-23)

For of those to whom much is given, much is required. And when at some future date the high court of history sits in judgment on each of us — recording whether in our brief span of service we fulfilled our responsibilities to the state — our success or failure, in whatever office we hold, will be measured by the answers to four questions:

First, were we truly men of courage — with the courage to stand up to one’s enemies — and the courage to stand up, when necessary, to one’s associates — the courage to resist public pressure, as well as private greed?

Secondly, were we truly men of judgment — with perceptive judgment of the future as well as the past — of our mistakes as well as the mistakes of others — with enough wisdom to know what we did not know and enough candor to admit it.

Third, were we truly men of integrity — men who never ran out on either the principles in which we believed or the men who believed in us — men whom neither financial gain nor political ambition could ever divert from the fulfillment of our sacred trust?

Finally, were we truly men of dedication — with an honor mortgaged to no single individual or group, and comprised of no private obligation or aim, but devoted solely to serving the public good and the national interest?

Courage — judgment — integrity — dedication — these are the historic qualities […] which, with God’s help […] will characterize our Government’s conduct in the four stormy years that lie ahead.

John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) US President (1961-63)
Speech (1961-01-09), Massachusetts legislature, Boston

You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.

Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) American diplomat, statesman
Speech (1952-08-28), “Faith in Liberalism,” State Committee of the Liberal Party, New York City

You see the thing you have to remember. When you get to be President, there are all those things, the honors, the twenty-one-gun salutes, all those things. You have to remember it isn’t for you. It’s for the Presidency, and you’ve got to keep yourself separate from that in your mind. If you can’t keep the two separate, yourself and the Presidency, you’re in all kinds of trouble.

Harry S Truman (1884-1972) US President (1945-1953)
In Merle Miller, Plain Speaking: An Oral Biography of Harry S. Truman, ch. 15 (1973)

Dishonor in public life has a double poison. When people are dishonorable in private business, they injure only those with whom they deal or their own chances in the next world. But when there is a lack of honor in Government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned.

Herbert Hoover (1874-1964) American engineer, bureaucrat, President of the US (1928-32)
Speech (1951-08-30), “Concerning Honor in Public Life,” Iowa Centennial Celebration (national radio broadcast), Des Moines

The only way of really finding out a man’s true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

P. G. Wodehouse (1881-1975) Anglo-American humorist, playwright and lyricist [Pelham Grenville Wodehouse]
“Ordeal by Golf,” Collier’s Magazine (1919-12-06)

Precisely in trifles, wherein a man is off his guard, does he show his character, and then we are often able at our leisure to observe in small actions or mere mannerisms the boundless egoism which has not the slightest regard for others and in matters of importance does not afterwards deny itself, although it is disguised. We should never miss such an opportunity. If in the petty affairs and circumstances of everyday life, in the things to which the de minimis lex non curat applies, a man acts inconsiderately, seeking merely his own advantage or convenience to the disadvantage of others; if he appropriates that which exists for everybody; then we may be sure that there is no justice in his heart, but that he would be a scoundrel even on a large scale if his hands were not tied by law and authority; we should not trust him across our threshold. Indeed, whoever boldly breaks the laws of his own circle will also break those of the State whenever he can do so without risk.

Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860) German philosopher
Parerga and Paralipomena, Vol. 1, “Aphorisms on the Wisdom of Life [Aphorismen zur Lebensweisheit],” ch. 4 “Counsels and Maxims [Paränesen und Maximen],” § 3.29 (1851) [tr. Payne (1974)]

Something of a person’s character may be discovered by observing when and how he smiles. Some people never smile; they grin.

Christian Nestell Bovee (1820-1904) American epigrammatist, writer, publisher
Intuitions and Summaries of Thought, vol. 2 (1862)

We can have no better clue to a man’s character than the company he keeps.

Niccolò Machiavelli (1469-1527) Italian politician, philosopher, political scientist
The Discourses on Livy, Book 3, ch. 34 (1517) [tr. Thomson (1883)]

Machiavelli quote

Voting and Democracy and Participation and Elections

Build movements. Vote with your values, but vote strategically. Voting isn’t a Valentine. It’s a chess move.

Rebecca Solnit (b. 1961) American writer, historian, activist
Facebook (2016-10-17)

Solnit quotation

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too. And when a nation has to fight for its freedom, it can only hope to win if it possesses certain qualities: honesty, courage, loyalty, vision and self-sacrifice. If it does not possess them, it has only itself to blame if it loses its freedom.

W. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright [William Somerset Maugham]
Strictly Personal, § 30 (1941)

Of course I vote! If you’re a woman, or a person of color, or a person who doesn’t own property, or even a white male who doesn’t belong to the nobility, centuries of struggle and many deaths have bought you the right to vote. I vote to keep faith with peasant rebels and suffragist hunger strikers and civil rights workers braving the lynch mobs of the South, if for no other reason. But there is another reason — because who we vote for has an enormous impact on real peoples’ lives.

Starhawk (b. 1951) American writer, activist, feminist theologian [b. Miriam Simos]
Blog post (2016-11-07), “Pre-Election Day Thoughts”

Monarchy is like a sleek craft, it sails along well until some bumbling captain runs it into the rocks. Democracy, on the other hand, is like a raft. It never goes down but, dammit, your feet are always wet.

Fisher Ames (1758-1808) American politician, orator
(Attributed)

Ames quotation

The people — the people — are the rightful masters of both Congresses, and courts — not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert it.

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) American lawyer, politician, US President (1861-65)
Speech (1859-09-16), Columbus, Ohio

Another point of disagreement [with Lesser Evil Voting] is not factual but involves the ethical/moral principle […] sometimes referred to as the “politics of moral witness.” Generally associated with the religious left, secular leftists implicitly invoke it when they reject LEV on the grounds that “a lesser of two evils is still evil.” Leaving aside the obvious rejoinder that this is exactly the point of lesser evil voting — i.e. to do less evil, what needs to be challenged is the assumption that voting should be seen a form of individual self-expression rather than as an act to be judged on its likely consequences. […] The basic moral principle at stake is simple: not only must we take responsibility for our actions, but the consequences of our actions for others are a far more important consideration than feeling good about ourselves.

Noam Chomsky (b. 1928) American linguist and activist
“An Eight Point Brief for LEV (Lesser Evil Voting)” (2016-06-15) [with John Halle]

Bad officials are elected by good people who do not vote.

George Jean Nathan (1892-1958) American editor and critic
(Attributed)

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government is to live under the government of worse men.

Plato (c.428-347 BC) Greek philosopher
Republic, Book 1, 347c

Plato quote

I am a democrat because I believe in the Fall of Man. I think most people are democrats for the opposite reason. A great deal of democratic enthusiasm descends from the ideas of people like Rousseau, who believed in democracy because they thought mankind so wise and good that everyone deserved a share in government. The danger of defending democracy on those grounds is that they’re not true. And whenever their weakness is exposed, the people who prefer tyranny make capital out of the exposure. I find that they’re not true without looking further than myself. I don’t deserve a share in governing a hen-roost, much less a nation. Nor do most people — all the people who believe advertisements, and think in catchwords and spread rumours. The real reason for democracy is just the reverse. Mankind is so fallen that no man can be trusted with unchecked power over his fellows. Aristotle said that some people were only fit to be slaves. I do not contradict him. But I reject slavery because I see no men fit to be masters.

C. S. Lewis (1898-1963) English writer, literary scholar, lay theologian [Clive Staples Lewis]
Essay (1943-08-27), “Equality,” The Spectator

CALVIN: When I grow up, I’m not going to read the newspaper and I’m not going to follow complex issues and I’m not going to vote. That way I can complain when the government doesn’t represent me. Then, when everything goes down the tubes, I can say the system doesn’t work and justify my further lack of participation.

HOBBES: An ingeniously self-fulfilling plan.

CALVIN: It’s a lot more fun to blame things than to fix them.

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1992-05-18)

Calvin and Hobbes comic

Colorado Ballot Initiatives 2024 (and how I’m voting on them)

Ballot initiatives are direct democracy. Here’s how I’m voting.

I’ve been doing these sorts of analyses for several years here on the (woefully under-uitilized) blog. So let’s look at what’s on the ballot in the way of Amendments and Propositions this year.

So two things first:

One, the idea of the legislature referring issues to the citizenry to approve (and, better yet, letting citizens themselves propose such things) was one of the great Progressive reforms from over a century ago, along with statewide votes for US Senators and women’s suffrage.

Has putting up measures been an unalloyed success? Certainly not. It has, in fact, led to state constitutions full of clutter and cruft, badly written laws and amendments, and too often, populist measures that hamstring government’s abilities to deliver services to those that need them.

That said, this limited effort at direct democracy helps break lawmaking out of the hands of partisan politicians who are most interested in what their more wealthy lobbyists want to see in the way of law. That’s a good thing, far outweighing cases of human frailty, to which the citizenry at large is no more prone to than their elected representatives.

Second — boy, howdy, do we have a lot of measures on this year’s ballot in Colorado: seven Constitutional amendments and seven propositions for new laws. So … we’d better get started.

As a guide, ballot proposals with a letter were put there by the legislature (cowards). Those with numbers were put on by citizen initiative.

Constitutional Amendments

Amendment G: Modify Property Tax Exemption for Veterans with Disabilities: NO?

I feel a deep, but not unlimited, appreciation for veterans, especially those whose service has left them unable to work. This proposition would expand an existing homestead-style property tax exemption (on the first $200K value of their house) to vets with a disabilities as judged under an alternate VA criterion, impacting some 3700 veterans int he state.

But … I’m not seeing it. It seems to complicate property tax matters significantly, to the tune of some $1.8M a year. Seems there should be a better way here. I’m not sure of my NO vote — I want to do a bit more research — but that’s the way I’m leaning.

Amendment H: Judicial Discipline Procedures and Confidentiality: YES

In current judicial discipline proceedings, matters are handled by other judges, and the proceedings themselves stay confidential unless the disciplinary panel of judges selected by the state supreme court decides on public sanctions. That just feels a little too cozy and self-adjudicating to me.

The new arrangement would have an independent board consisting of judges, lawyers, and citizens, and charges would be made public at the beginning of processes — which sounds like sauce for the gander to me.

Amendment I: Constitutional Bail Exception for First Degree Murder: YES?

I swung from maybe-no to maybe-yes for this. My initial reaction was to not go along with something that further cracks down on bail, which is the reverse of (good) current trends.

(Bail is a one-size-fits-all way to let rich people get out of jail while awaiting trial, and to keep poor people in jail, getting more poor because they lose their jobs because they are in jail, and making them desperate to get things done with.)

But this one requires a bit more reading before treating it as a straightforward bail question.

Colorado law already allow judges to deny bail for particularly heinous crimes such as first degree murder where (a) the death penalty could be imposed, and (b) “the proof is evident and the presumption is great” of guilt.

That’s how things stood since the state became a state … until in 2020 the state (appropriately) abolished the death penalty. Good move, state, but, oops. Suddenly a vicious axe murder where the accused was found standing over the body with a bloody axe in their hand became a case where judges were required to offer bail because no crime could incur the death penalty.

This measure basically restores the bail status quo ante.

On that level, I’m inclined to vote Yes. There is the potential for miscarriage of justice (they only seem guilty) to occur, but I think the overall rule feels sound.

Amendment J: Repealing the Definition of Marriage in the Constitution: YES!

In 2006, Colorado (back in its red-leaning days) passed a “Definition of Marriage” constitutional amendment: one man + one woman = Constitutional Marriage!

In 2015-2015, both the state supreme court and SCOTUS ruled (correctly) that bans on same-sex marriage were unconstitutional, invalidating that amendment … which still remained on the books.

The current SCOTUS seems to be licking its chops to overturn that Obergefell precedent, which could suddenly make that wretched Colorado DOMA provision take effect again. Bah.

And the only argument presented against this new amendment is … well, gay marriage is icky and sinful and wrong, so we should await SCOTUS to get rid of it so we can go back to respecting good, pure, honest, different-sex, Christian marriages like those celebrated at the Church of Elvis in Reno, Nevada.

Double bah.

Amendment K: Modify Constitutional Election Deadlines: NO?

Basically requires various election filings and public publication of ballot measures in newspapers to happen sooner. The argument is that it will  make life more convenient for election officials. To me, it’s just feels designed to make it more difficult for citizens to impact elections. I’m unconvinced it’s necessary or beneficial, thus No.

Amendment 79: Constitutional Right to Abortion: YES!

The 2022 SCOTUS Dobbs ruling basically said there was no federal protection for abortion, so states could do what they wanted. So here’s where Colorado can follow that guidance. Not only does this amendment establish the right to an abortion in the state constitution, it gets rid of language that prohibited the state from covering it under Medicaid or state employee health insurance.

There are basically two arguments offered against this:

  1. It might make it hard to pass new laws restricting abortion! Duh.
  2. People shouldn’t have to pay taxes to cover things they object to! Please try that argument with the IRS as to why you shouldn’t have to pay taxes to support “welfare queens” (or the “military-industrial complex”).

Amendment 80: Constitutional Right to School Choice: NO.

This would enshrine the right to K-12 “school choice.” It would not immediately change any laws, but would clearly lay the groundwork that parents should get paid for homeschooling, or that religious schools should get my state tax dollars (see #2’s argument in the previous amendment — I’ll admit to my inconsistency if they admit to theirs).

As a former public school teacher, and as someone whose kid went through public schools — I just say No.

Ballot Propositions

Proposition JJ: Retain Additional Sports Betting Tax Revenue: YES

This state (under the insidious influence of Douglas Bruce) fell into the trap of tax measures being required to refund any taxes above certain limits. In the case of the (I didn’t vote for it) legalization of sports betting a few years back, any tax revenues brought in over some voter-approved limit get refunded to the casinos. This proposition keeps the money and sends it to where the rest of it is sent to: water conservation and protection projects.

I am not a fan of “sin taxes” to support things that the government should be paying for. But sending tax refund checks to casinos and betting parlors is ridonculous. Yes.

Proposition KK: Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax: YES

Again, sin taxes are often sketchy (if it’s worthwhile funding crime victim services, mental health services for vets and youth, and school safety programs, then pony up and do so without using a whipping boy to make it more attractive and thereby incent the state to keep that revenue flowing as well as incenting bootlegging).

That said a 6.5% tax on guns and ammo isn’t going to break anybody’s bank.

So sure, as reinforced by the Arguments Against of “GUNS! FREEDOM!” and “I will be killed by Venezuelan dog-eaters because I won’t be able to afford an AR-15!”

Proposition 127: Prohibit Bobcat, Lynx, and Mountain Lion Hunting: NO?

This would make Bobcats and Mountain Lions (Lynx are already protected) illegal to hunt.

I’m not a hunter, and tend to feel a bit queasy about the whole subject, but neither Bobcats or Mountain Lions are endangered species, so that would tend to make me think that current hunting/culling of those predators is working pretty decently. We do have a surplus of deer in the state, so increasing those predator populations some might not be a bad idea, but I’d rather see the state wildlife folk gauge that based on, oh, science, rather than “Oh, it will be fine if we let mountain lions increase their populations and not worry about hunters any more.”

(As a note, 500 mountain lions are successfully hunted — I won’t use the awful term “harvested” — each year, of an estimated 4,000 stable population.)

Proposition 128: Parole Eligibility for Crimes of Violence: NO.

Basically this tweaks the formula of what percentage of a sentence for violent offenses must be served, and how earned time impacts sentences. It will probably pass because it is a “tough on crime” proposition, which are always popular, but basically it means that someone sentenced to a 20-year sentence will most likely serve 17-19 years instead of 14-19 years …

… which seems a fairly trivial difference, esp. as it removes some incentives for convicts to behave and better themselves.

Proposition 129: Establishing Veterinary Professional Associates: YES?

This would create a new category of veterinary workers, basically working off of a Masters degree rather than a Doctorate, with an eye to increasing access to veterinary services in rural and less populated areas. It’s sort of like the proliferation of different types of nurses / physician’s assistant categories.

That said, there seems to be some value here, and the “Against” argument that “the state board that would oversee this hasn’t given specific criteria for the role, so who knows what crazy thing might happen?” seems kind of weak.

Proposition 130: Funding for Law Enforcement: NO.

This proposition slices off $350M as a one-off fund to go to recruiting more police and retaining the ones they have (i.e., increase salaries), with the feel-good addendum of the state paying a $1M death benefit to the family of state or local law enforcement offices who are killed in the line of duty.

Despite the advocates’ cry of impoverished police departments, I haven’t seen any actual numbers presented. In general, I don’t think the state should be funding local law enforcement. This just seems like a money grab for law enforcement without any demonstration that it will actually impact crime.

Most law enforcement have pensions that pay out to surviving families, or death and disability insurance that does same. If that’s not adequate, then address that in a more coherent way. And I mean, $1M for the family of an heroic police officer who does in the line of duty sounds great, but why just limit that to cops? Are there no other valuable and/or dangerous professions where the state should start paying out big dollars upon the death of a worker?

Proposition 131: Establishing All-Candidate Primary and Ranked Choice Voting General Elections: YES.

The current system basically guarantees that either the person the Democrats nominate, or the person the Republicans nominate, will win the state or federal position they are running for … and the two-party partisan constituency of electoral districts makes that, in too many cases, a partisan slam-dunk.

Ranked Choice Voting lets people vote for the person they actually like most, rather than being forced to choose between the D and the R, without the fear that they are “throwing their vote away.” And the accusations that it is “difficult to understand” or that it will cost zillions of dollars to explain seems highly patronizing to me.

I am less sanguine about All-Candidate Primaries — I feel it’s less necessary if RCV is in play — but I’m not strongly opposed to it.

Bottom line, this weakens political parties (who are the folk most vigorously opposing it), encourages people to vote for who they want (vs. who they think is likely to win), and arguably promotes more moderate candidates. Those are all good things.

Net-Net

So, there we are: 8 I am inclined to vote for, 6 I am inclined to vote against. I’ll be doing a bit more research on some of those; if I change my mind, I’ll let you know.

Trailers before “Deadpool & Wolverine”

Always fascinating to see how many movies I’m never going to watch.

We rarely see R-rated movies, so going to see Deadpool & Wolverine opened up a whole new tranche of trailers, pretty much all of which we won’t be going to.

movie trailer restricted

  • Red One – Doing a Santa Claus action movie, complete with Dwayne Johnson and a very ripped J K Simmons, looks amusing enough that I can see us streaming it some time.
  • Heretic – Hugh Grant as a religious (anti-religious?) fanatic that runs a couple of female door-to-door proselytizers through a horror maze thingamabob … nope. Even though I like Hugh Grant.
  • Wicked – Never saw the stage show (just never worked out), but the trailer looks pretty darned cool. This one we’ll likely see in the theater.
  • Speak No Evil – See, the problem with horror movies is that they say, “Let’s take something that everyone gets paranoid about, like meeting what seems like a nice family while on vacation and accepting their invitation to stay with them at their isolated farmhouse, only to discover that was a Really Bad Idea, and make a movie of it and everyone will want to see it,” whereas I say, no, that’s stuff I am paranoid about and do not need to see that paranoia instantiated in a film.
  • Borderlands – Something video-game based, which looks like kind of CGI action-adventure fun, but my son advises against it, so that’s likely the end of that.
  • Joker 2 – I really don’t need to see a picture that focuses on the Joker. No matter (in fact, probably very matter) how good it is at portraying the homicidal lunatic that’s driven up life insurance rates in Gotham. Let alone seeing another retelling of Harley Quinn’s abusive relationship with same. Nope. I used the time to run off to the restroom before the movie started.
  • A Complete Unknown – This is the year-or-two of Timothée Chalamet, and he looks like he’ll make a great Bob Dylan, and I really have no interest in a Bob Dylan biopic. But at least it’s not Bob Dylan jump-scaring people and then carving them up with a butcher’s knife. Unless there’s more to the story than I know.
  • Captain America: Brave New World – Clearly trying to riff off one of the best Captain America (in fact, MCU) movies, Winter Soldier, with its politics and spy tropes and betrayals, I’m just not convinced yet by the trailers. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I’ll go see it. But I’m not sure what I’ll think of it when I do.
  • Alien: Romulus –  Because the original focused on a bunch of adults, so clearly the only way to milk more money from the Alien franchise is to have it focus on a bunch of teen/twenty-something and What Inevitably Happens When They Try To Steal Stuff From That Mysteriously-Deserted Space Station.  The trailer showed me absolutely nothing I haven’t seen before, so I don’t see much reason (even if I were a fan) to go see it.

Hmmm … so … not a lot of prospect there in movies that thought advertising before Deadpool & Wolverine was a good idea. The only thing I can say is, well, the movie trailers were a hell of a lot more interesting than the more conventional ads that have infested movie trailer time like … well, like face huggers on a mysteriously-deserted space station …

Movie Review: “Deadpool & Wolverine” (2024)

A very funny, very actiony, very enjoyable way to wile away a couple of hours. NO SPOILERS.

3.5 Acting
4.5 Production
3.5 Story
4.0 OVERALL with a ♥

We went to see Deadpool & Wolverine on Friday (opening weekend) night. I kind of pushed for it — we’ve enjoyed the DP movies in the past (usually to our surprise), but the rest of the fam didn’t seem enthused — until we were watching it.

deadpool wolverine poster 1
Deadpool & Wolverine. Their relationship is … complicated.

I run very hot and cold on Deadpool in the comics. I tend to take my storytelling fairly seriously, and DP — along with “fan favorites” like Ambush Bug and the Impossible Man and Mr Mxyzptlyk and G’nort and even Lobo — are intrinsically silly characters that I usually get tired of pretty quickly.

I’ve also got only a moderate tolerance for Wolverine, as one of these characters who is so over-used it isn’t even funny.

Live action is a little difference, since movies with a given character tend to come out far less frequently. I enjoyed the first couple of Deadpool movies, despite myself, and Hugh Jackman is Wolverine. So I figured … this should probably be worth a go.

And, in fact, this movie is a very, very fun (and bloody) romp through the Marvel Cinematic Universe, tying together narrative lines from the previous Deadpool movies (with plenty of flashbacks and talky-talk for those who don’t remember that far back), things having to do with Wolverine movies (with the same caveats), recent doings in the MCU, and plenty of Fourth Wall commentary about 20th Century Fox, Disney, and whatever else turns out to be funny.

There’s a plot or three here, much more coherent than you might imagine, especially with a zany character like Deadpool, slathered with a Church Spring Picnic-full of Easter Eggs, and much capering about the Marvel multiverse (with plenty of meta commentary). There are even some lengthy serious moments! And character advancement!

But there are really two things about this movie that stand out (speaking broadly and non-spoilery). First, is that it’s fun. Well, unless you dislike F-bombs, and find huge gouts of CG blood disturbing. I was usually smiling, and I was laughing out loud (embarrassingly so) more than once.

And second, it is a HUGE love letter to the 20th Century Fox Marvel movies — various iterations of the Fantastic Four, Daredevil & Elektra, and, of course, the X-Men. With the Disney acquisition of Fox’s movie properties, they are able to — and actually do — some delightful things, even as they fade into the multiverse.

Good times. I look forward to getting this one on Blu-Ray so I can pause a thousand times and point and laugh some more.

I enjoyed myself.

Deadpool Wolverine besties
Besties — as much as that might mean for either of them.

Do you want to know more?

Oh, yeah, I have a blog, don’t I?

Yes, the chirping crickets are real

Wow. I’ve been doing a piss-poor job of updating the blog here.

Yeah, yeah, all the normal reasons. Job really stressful. Busy with stuff at home. But ultimately it really is about prioritization: I’ve doing plenty of stuff with my quotations blog, and even my gaming blog has been getting some love.

What I usually do here has traditionally been “my life” (boring), “my pop culture stuff” (uninspiring of late), and “my politics”.

Aha.

Politics has been — a wildly stressful hot mess.  Trump & Co. are simultaneously terrifying and fury-inducing in their smug proto-fascism and very direct threat to people I love (and, hell, to me under certain not-necessarily-the-worst-case scenarios). Biden’s problems filled me with existential dread (since somewhat alleviated by Harris — but that’s a whole other set of posts). And, with everything else going on, it’s just hard to write about and face that terror and dread and fury in a way that isn’t just incoherent keyboard smashing.

Sigh.

(And, yes, feel free to mutter “Trump derangement syndrome” … and keep walking on.)

Can’t promise I’ll be more active here, but it’s bubbled to the top of my attention again, so … let’s hope for the best.

Stress Brain word cloud
This is my brain on stress. Any questions?