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Sunday, 18 December 2005, 5:59 PM
I want a girl, just like the girl, that married dear old Dad ...

Warning #1: You can never be quite sure who you're talking to on the Internet.

Warning #2: If you meet someone on an Internet chat or dating site that seems to be amazingly compatible with you, perhaps it's ... genetics.

Warning #3: If you get caught up in the immediate shock of discovering that your computer date partner of six months was, unexpectedly to both of you until you showed up for a real date, your own mother, and a cop wanders up and tries to cite you for being on a beach after curfew, don't blurt the whole thing out to the cop, such that it will get written up and splashed all over the newspapers ...

This has been a public service announcement from Mr. Unsolicited Advice.

(via Randy)


Filed under :: Love and Marriage :: Mr. Unsolicited Advice

Tuesday, 20 December 2005, 7:59 AM
Quoth ***Dave ... Author Profile Page

BZZT! Debunked by Snopes.

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