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Sunday, 23 April 2006, 9:44 PM
South Carolina boldly tackles its biggest problem ...

... the sale of sex toys.

The South Carolina bill, proposed by Republican Rep. Ralph Davenport, would make it a felony to sell devices used primarily for sexual stimulation and allow law enforcement to seize sex toys from raided businesses.

Because, of course, that's the greatest challenge facing the people of South Carolina today -- stores being able to sell vibrators. Best clearly identify such miscreants as felons and lock them up in the stocks. Then the people of South Carolina will be able to sleep safely again.

(via BoingBoing)


Filed under :: ZT & PC

Monday, 24 April 2006, 9:25 AM
Quoth decrepitoldfool ... Author Profile Page

No problem buying sniper rifles in N. Carolina, though.

Monday, 24 April 2006, 10:31 AM
Quoth ***Dave ... Author Profile Page

Alas, the Founding Fathers decided that firearms were more important to liberty than sex toys. Or that a well-armed populace was a better guarantee of freedom than a well-diddled one ...

They may have had a point, but it's irksome.

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