To paraphrase Samuel Johnson, "Depend on it, sir, when a man knows the electronic expense report system is to be swapped out with a new one in a couple of days, losing all the credit card receipt records it has accumulated over the past six months, it concentrates his mind wonderfully on getting his old expense reports submitted."
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I kept wanting to make that Samuel JACKSON, which put the mental voice in a strange place, especially as it came across a little more "Pulp Fiction" than _The Patriot._