11. Born: 1337
Died: 1337
10. I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
9. LAST POST!
8. I told you Wizard needed food ... badly
7. It's just a flesh wound.
6. Well, at least this is bigger than my cubicle.
5. Failed saving throw
4. Universe Man beat Person Man
3. It was indeed a good day to die (in Klingon).
2. No Seatbelt FTL
1. Dammit, Jim, he wasn't a doctor!
To which I'm tempted to add:
A. LEEERRROOOYYYYY ...
B. I am a leaf in the wind ...
C. Off to respec.
D. AFK BRB
(via BD)
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E. @#%& lag!
F. Kryp...to...nite...
G. Due to a necessary impurity, my Power Ring was ineffective against yellow.
H. I could have sworn I refilled my web-shooters.
I. Hulk smashed puny human.
J. How do you get a phaser off "overload" again?
K. No fair! Obi-wan said the Force would be with me!