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Thursday, 23 October 2008, 9:49 PM
"And he thinks taxes are so patriotic you should render all your money ... unto the government ..."

John McCain doesn't really "approve this message" -- but it sure sounds like it was generated by his campaign ...

  

(via BD and Michael)


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Thursday, 2 October 2008, 11:28 PM
Voter Abstinence!

John McCain's only hope:

 

Friends don't let friends vote before they're ready ...


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Tuesday, 16 September 2008, 4:20 PM
Potpourri on a Dusty Tuesday

STUFF THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FROWN

  1. Pentagon researcher unveils World of Warcraft terror... - Of course, terrorists could be plotting on Club Penguin, too ... but that's not scary enough.
  2. Scanners - Yeah -- wait'll the TSA gets hold of these puppies. "Your brainwaves indicate you were intrigued by the idea of something happening to your plane. You are under arrest."
  3. British study finds bacteria are all over your car... - Bacteria! Germs! Plague! Pestilence! Run! Run! Run!
  4. Nuclear power stations on the Moon? - Because nuclear power and the Moon never goes wrong.
  5. Reengineering Earth to stop climate change - Boing Boing - Because hugely elaborate engineering projects to pursue a particular macro environmental effect always work well (cf. Army Corps of Engineers).
  6. The Bubble - It's remarkable that the Christian groups who want to keep any possibly unholy or belief-contradicting word away from themselves, their kids, their families -- and, by extension, all the rest of us -- are no better than any other media-controlling, information-restraining organization, such as the government of North Korea. Ah, but they're not Saved ...
  7. The short - but eventful - life of Ike - The Big Picture... - My company has both offices and project sites in and around Houston, so looking at the devastation in the area -- and hearing about it from colleagues -- has been amazing.

STUFF THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE!

  1. Official Google Mobile Blog: My Location: smaller is better! - The quasi-GPS abilities of some mobile phones and Google (triangulating location by cell tower reception) is actually pretty keen. I've made use of it on my Blackberry with Google Maps. If they've improved it further, that'd be keen.
  2. blog-a-dog humour special - Well, I thought it was funny.
  3. Star Trek Online is Game Informer's October cover... - More news on the Star Trek MMO. I can't decide if I am disdainful or intrigued.
  4. Phony Excellence - I enjoy good wine (and even not-so-good wine), but while I appreciate a large wine list, it's hardly what drives me to a restaurant. This story is, though, quite amusing.

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Monday, 8 September 2008, 5:37 PM
At last -- I support Palin for President!

No, really! 

(via Mary)


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Thursday, 4 September 2008, 9:31 PM
Just to show I can appreciate non-partisan humor

It may seem I've been on a Holy Warpath re the GOP, etc., the last few days. Well, I sort of have been. But I can appreciate humorous criticism of all political ideologies. To wit, this, via Randy (who commented, "Heh. Ouch."): Whatever: I Hate Your Politics 

No, I don't know what they are. And no, I probably don't know who you are, either. Really, those two points are immaterial (no offense). As it turns out about, about 46% of you are liberal, 46% of you are conservative, and the rest of you just want your guns, drugs and brothels (here in the US, we call them folks "libertarians").

Each of you carries baggage from your political affiliation, and all of that baggage has a punky smell to it, like one of your larger species of rodent crawled in and expired in your folded underwear. Listening to any of you yammer on about the geopolitical situation is enough to make one want to melt down one's dental fillings with a beeswax candle and then jam an ice pick into the freshly-exposed nerve, just to have something else to think about. It's not so much that politics brings out the worst in people than it is that the worst in people goes looking for something to do, and that usually ends up being politics. It's either that or setting fires in trashcans.

In the spirit of fairness, and of completeness, let me go down the list and tell you what I hate about each major branch of political thinking.

 

Followed by a very amusing dissection of Liberals, Conservatives, and Libertarians. Worth reading in these troubled times.

 


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Wednesday, 3 September 2008, 1:34 PM
Front fell off

It's not real. Really. But it almost could be ...

 

(via Scott)


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Monday, 21 July 2008, 9:24 AM
Potpourri on a frenzied Monday

The Good

The Bad

The Ugly

 


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Thursday, 10 July 2008, 5:32 AM
Potpourri on a hot Thursday morning

It's already warm out, and it's not yet 5:30a.

  1. Our Towns - Build a Wiffle Ball Field, and Lawyers Will Come... - as will the neighbors, the zoning officials, the police, and, oh yeah, some kids to play wiffle ball.
  2. Look Lively! - I don't do enough online chatting to have a good sense of what I would use Lively for. But I'm sure it's useful for something ...
  3. Shouts & Murmurs: Animal Tales: Humor: The New Yorker - What animals say to each other about us.
  4. Watch Over Your Gmail Account Activity - New feature in Gmail will show where your account is signed in from, in case you left it running on more than one machine. Doesn't seem to detect Gmail from my Blackberry, but it's an easy way to track your IPs, and to secure yourself.
  5. GOP Convention Platform Stokes Conflict - Usually nobody pays any attention to the party platform. But some of the folks worried about McCain's conservative creds are worried that me might modify with some of his wacky ideas.
  6. McCain's Economists - Well, if 300 economists have signed onto McCain's economic plan, it must be a good one, right? Well, maybe ... if they really signed onto the plan.
  7. California construction codes liberated -- now free... - What a concept -- public code documents acutually online and free, rather than subject to a $900 charge for a copy of them.

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Saturday, 14 June 2008, 10:17 AM
Really Epic Fail!

Geek Epitaphs 

11. Born: 1337
      Died: 1337

10. I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

9. LAST POST!

8. I told you Wizard needed food ... badly

7. It's just a flesh wound.

6. Well, at least this is bigger than my cubicle.

5. Failed saving throw

4. Universe Man beat Person Man

3. It was indeed a good day to die (in Klingon).

2. No Seatbelt FTL

1. Dammit, Jim, he wasn't a doctor!

To which I'm tempted to add:

A. LEEERRROOOYYYYY ...

B. I am a leaf in the wind ...

C. Off to respec.

D. AFK BRB

(via BD)


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Friday, 30 May 2008, 4:18 PM
"It's only a flesh wound"

Obama/Hillary and the Holy Grail ...

 

(via Scott)


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