So Howard Stern turns out to have a secret weblog.
America’s public enemy #1, radio-dude Howard Stern, made an off-hand remark on this morning’s show — he claims he writes a secret weblog. Stern said he writes as “another character” and that only “about 4 people are in on the joke.”
Let’s see. A blogger. Someone who’s ostensibly another character, presumably as unlike Howard as possible. Someone who refers to four — no, wait, he’s tricky, he probably talks about three so-called “faithful readers.”
But, of course, Howard will be Howard. So this faux personality will probably be someone who brags about all the pussies around them, and how well they, ah, “get along” and love “wrestling.” Someone who brags about sleeping with others, and pulling crazy stunts to scare strangers. Someone who natters about unnatural “eating.” Someone who waxes lyrical about drugs and needles, and excretion, and who mocks homeland security. Someone who goes on, at length, about the size of private parts. Someone who …
Okay, now I’m scaring myself …
Well, ***Dave, you sure know how to make tea come out of a woman’s nose.
I’ll be grinning for the rest of the day. Thanks muchly for the mood enhancing, eh?
No prob, Howard milady.
“Marn” weighs in on the controversy.
Yeah, right, “Marn.” You may have a high-priced media legal team at your “pad,” but I’ve got the FCC! And they’re a bunch of bumbling idiots big and powerful government types! With a huge org chart! So there!
Your bravado does not scare us here at MarnCo.
Once we find that yellow legal pad … dum dum DUM.