And they lived honorably ever after … until they died gloriously in battle!

A list of Klingon fairy tales:

“Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears”

“Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others”

“There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It”