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Butterfly, flower, fish

At the Living Seas, Epcot. UPDATE: The face painting design was called Flower Mask. Katherine got a fun little butterfly finger puppet for helping assemble a puzzle at the Living…

At the Living Seas, Epcot.

UPDATE: The face painting design was called Flower Mask. Katherine got a fun little butterfly finger puppet for helping assemble a puzzle at the Living Seas pavillion. The pavillion itself has been heavily Nemo themed. ‘Nuff said.

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2 Years Ago Today

Why, yes, this is my church, Part III Wow. Only two years ago. Seems longer than that. Posted by DaveBot3000…

Why, yes, this is my church, Part III

Wow. Only two years ago. Seems longer than that.

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No, not Nivea — Nevaeh!

The name Nevaeh has become the 70th most popular name for baby girls in the US, ahead of Sara, Vanessa and Amanda. The spectacular rise of Nevaeh (commonly pronounced nah-VAY-uh)…

The name Nevaeh has become the 70th most popular name for baby girls in the US, ahead of Sara, Vanessa and Amanda.

The spectacular rise of Nevaeh (commonly pronounced nah-VAY-uh) has little precedent, name experts say. They watched it break into the top 1,000 of girls’ names in 2001 at No. 266, the third-highest debut ever. Four years later it cracked the top 100 with 4,457 newborn Nevaehs, having made the fastest climb among all names in more than a century, the entire period for which the Social Security Administration has such records.

Nevaeh is not in the Bible or any religious text. It is not from a foreign language. It is not the name of a celebrity, real or fictional.

Nevaeh is Heaven spelled backward.

The name is particularly popular with blacks and Christian evangelicals.

And how did this all get started?

The surge of Nevaeh can be traced to a single event: the appearance of a Christian rock star, Sonny Sandoval of P.O.D., on MTV in 2000 with his baby daughter, Nevaeh. “Heaven spelled backwards,” he said.

Among the many inspired by Mr. Sandoval’s appearance was Jade San Luis, who named his first daughter Nevaeh two years later. “It felt original,” said Mr. San Luis, 26, of Cerritos, Calif. “Now, not anymore.”

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Post-Ghirardelli

Face? Pretty clean. Hair? Not so much … UPDATE: There’s a Ghirardelli place at Downtown Disney. One side is a chocolate store. The other side is an ice cream shop….

Face? Pretty clean. Hair? Not so much …

UPDATE: There’s a Ghirardelli place at Downtown Disney. One side is a chocolate store. The other side is an ice cream shop. Both sides are are pretty scrumptuous.

As you can imagine, with the heat, ice cream was a popular treat. Lots of Toll House Cookie Sandwiches were consumed by the party over the week.

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Face painting? Again?

Yup. Again. 🙂 UPDATE: Shopping day at Downtown Disney, so we needed to check out the face painting again. Katherine actually chose the same picture, but since it was a…

Yup. Again. 🙂

UPDATE: Shopping day at Downtown Disney, so we needed to check out the face painting again. Katherine actually chose the same picture, but since it was a different painter, it came out a little different (and nicer).

By this time, though, she was really hot on the idea of getting a hair wrap.

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The networks offer a carrot, not a stick.

So more and more people are getting DVRs like TiVo, and commercial TV networks have been getting more and more up in arms over the “theft” involved in people watching…

So more and more people are getting DVRs like TiVo, and commercial TV networks have been getting more and more up in arms over the “theft” involved in people watching their shows without watching commercials as well. To date, their efforts have been to try and cripple DVRs from being able to skip through commercials (which makes one wonder whether, if they had they power, they’d develop a way to shackle viewers to their chairs).

But, miracle of miracles, a few enlightened souls have figured out it’s probably more effective, and less alienating, to try to encourage people to watch commercials, rather than try and prevent them from not doing so.

This September, AOL and Mark Burnett Productions will launch “Gold Rush,” an interactive game that asks players to monitor CBS television programs and commercials for clues to find $2 million in gold.

The game will last for approximately the first two months of the fall television schedule, according to a CBS representative. Clues will be scattered throughout CBS television programs, commercials, the AOL Web site and other media properties, AOL said.

The game could be a sign of a new tactic in the television advertising battle. As TV show downloads and ad-skipping DVRs pull viewers away from live advertising, the networks must find new ways to draw them in. The solution may be low-tech creativity: constructing new blends of advertising with content viewers are compelled to watch.

CBS isn’t alone. Since May 3, ABC has featured fictitious ads for the mysterious “Hanso Foundation” during commercial breaks of “Lost.” Viewers who stayed tuned during commercial breaks were rewarded with “ads” featuring phone numbers and Web sites leading to clues about the show.

Amazing — TV networks trying to make themselves more entertaining and desirable to watch. What will they think of next?

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WDW 06 – Day 5 – Tuesday

If it’s Tuesday, it must be Epcot day! While in past years, we’ve done Princess Breakfasts — which have usually been hectic, as it’s tough to get to the park…

If it’s Tuesday, it must be Epcot day!

  1. While in past years, we’ve done Princess Breakfasts — which have usually been hectic, as it’s tough to get to the park before it really opens and sprint across Future World to get to Norway where these shindigs are held.

    So this year we ended up at a Princess Luncheon … which, due to latish start and all, and with an 11:25 a.m. start time, meant that we … well, didn’t sprint, but definitely moseyed quickly across Future World to get to Norway …

    Well. Actually. We got there about 15 minutes early. At which point I remembered, “Hey, I was going to FastPass Soarin’ on the way in.”

    “You’ve got 15 minutes, Dave,” Margie quips.

    So I did sprint over to the Future World, found a map, sprinted to the Land Pavillion, found the ride, ran seven tickets through for FPs, and sprinted back, arriving back in Norway to find everyone seated, and spent the next 15 minutes mopping the sweat off of my face.

    I don’t know how it is that athletics is so big in the South. I really don’t.

    The breakfast was yummy — the Akershus restaurant in Norway is quite nice — and we were right by the Cast door, so Kitten got first crack at all the princesses as they paraded out.

    Ariel had been in a grotto (albeit in her “I got legs and, hey, they don’t feel like I’m walking on razor blades like in the Hans Christian Andersen stories!” outfit) on the way in, so they could take and offer Official Expensive Pictures.

    The first one out the door was — Aurora! Kitten’s favorite.

    Next we got Alice (who, I fear, is not a Princess no matter how you slice it).

    Belle came after, and subsequent to the standard autograph-signing and Kitten pix, I got a photo of myself next to her. She’s my fave.

    We then got Jasmine, who was quite the looker, as usual.

    And then … um … was there another one? No Cinderella, Mulan, Pocohontes, Snow White, nor Mary Poppins … I guess that was it.

    Kitten had fun.

  2. We did the obilgatory ride on Maelstrom in Norway. And then the Madness started. Epcot’s World Showcase has stations at each country where you can pick up and color a paper mask that gets a decoration tacked to it at each country (a teddy bear in German, a kite in Japan, etc.). Katherine started this in Norway, and … well, we’ve never done one of those sorts of activities to completion before, but now it became an obsession, the centerpiece of our visit, the sine qua non

    So when we then proceeded to China, I let the ‘rents and Margie go into the Circle 360 movie there, while we went and did the mask update. Kitten added a new color at each country to the mask, and did a very nice job of it. (Her coloring skills have gotten significantly better in the last few months.)

    Then on to Germany, then Italy, then the US, then Japan, then Morocco, each stop wandering briefly through the shops but mostly tracking down the “Kidcot” station.

  3. By the time Morocco had come and gone, it was getting close to our FP time for Soarin’. So we took the boat across the lake.

    Note to visitors: avoid the boats unless you are dog tired, have lots of time, or can see it approaching your spot. The boats run about every 20 minutes, and, frankly, you can walk the third of the lake they chord across in that time or less, and feel like you’re doing something.

    Wandered over to the Land, flashed our FastPasses, cut through the majority of the line, and …

    Soarin’ is a copy of the same ride as in Anaheim’s Disney California Adventure. I hadn’t been on that, though. It’s set up (too complicated to go into how) as though you’re on a large hang glider, flying over a series of California tableaus.

    It is beautiful. It is fun. And it has reestablished to me that Flight is the best super-power one could possibly have.

    Great ride.

    The sole regret was that Ginger wasn’t with us; she was back at the lodge, under the weather. It’s one of her favorite rides.

  4. I sprinted off across Future World to see if I could FP Test Track. No such luck — all sold out, and a longish line. So I grabbed FPs to Mission Space (which we ended up not using, nobody but me having any interest in the thing). Then we aite ice cream.

  5. From there, we headed back to the World Showcase, to continue our mad pursuit of mask decorations. We’d learned there was a “special treat” for kids who got all eleven of them, so we (well, I) vowed to redouble our effort. First Canada (which is, I think, the most beautiful of the World Showcase areas, and where Ginger rejoined us), then the United Kingdom (where Margie embarrassed me with Mary Poppins), then France (where most of us then sipped Kir Royales, and Katherine got an unexpected photo op with Aurora).

  6. We had late (8:30) dinner reservations in Italy, at Alfredo’s, which was going to overlap the fireworks show at 9:00, alas. Margie and Jim headed over there to see if they could get earlier reservations, while we circled the lake the opposite direction in pursuit of the final mask decoration.

    Epcot was having its big flower and garden event, and I wanted to stop by some stores at the the top of the World Showcase to see if they had any interesting swag. No such luck, but Kitten had a very nice birthday experience.

  7. At last! The last stop! Mexico!

    And Katherine got her last mask decoration, and got … a kind of cheesy mini-poster of various Disney characters. Big whoop.

    But everyone had much fun with the “take a digital picture and sent an e-postcard to a friend” kiosk, so we made do.

  8. With both Jim and Margie on the case, I expected that not only would be get dinner immediately, but they’d whisk us all over on a helicopter and roll out the red carpet. Or maybe let us ride Segways there …

    … well, not quite. But they did discover that “reservations” at the World Showcase restaurants means you have priority seating — when you show up, no matter what time you asked for, you are put on the wait list for the next tables (vs. the long line of schmucks on “stand-by”).

    So we did wander over to Italy, and get seated at the Alfredo restaurant in about ten minutes, which was great.

    This Alfredo’s restaurant is an extension of the original Alfredo’s in Rome which, well, is where the whole “Fettucine Alfredo” thang came from. Which is what I had, even though the veal stew also looked to die for.

    The food was faboo, the service professional and competent, the ambience — well, one of the disadvantages of eating at Disney is that there are lots of kids. Often tired kids. Often tired kids with parents who don’t give a rat’s ass about whether Junior’s screams, grunts, and other shrill vocalizations (which are the only way Junior can get anyone’s attention, or even a chuckle) are bothering anyone else.

    After a full dinner, we didn’t have room for dessert, but Kitten wanted something, and she’d been behaving, so we ordered some yummies. And then the staff brought out a chocolate birthday mousse for Kitten … and we just had to eat that, stuffed or not …

    See, when Margie had been making her final reservations, she’s spoken to a very nice lady who’d made a note on all the various events that it was Katherine’s birthday. So the restaurant knew, and Katherine also returned home early in the trip to find an autographed picture of Princess Aurora (with birthday wishes and a balloon) waiting in our hotel room. Fun.

  9. It was getting darkish as we exited, so we wanted back over to the top of the World Showcase (and so quickest to the exits) to wait for the firework show, IllumiNations. We actually got quite nice seating standing.

    It was a very nice show (despite the nattering/wrestling British parents and kids behind us), Interestingly, though thought of as a fireworks show, fireworks is a small part of it. There’s laser lights, a big video globe, a huge flame generator in the middle of the lake, water fountains — a whole multi-media thing, most of which keeps the cost way down for Disney (though I’m sure it’s not cheap).

  10. When the show was over, we hot-tailed it back to the bus depot. We were amazed to find the line for our bus not only filled the queue area, but extended again as long behind it. And no other queue we could see was that long. Yikes. Obviously a bus routing problem.

    The traffic control gremlins fixed that, though, assigning several extra busses to our line, so that we actually got out of there in 15-20 minutes, and were back to the hotel, Kitten in my arms, for a good night.

Actually posted on 6 June, but backdated to the day it happened.

Sunset at Epcot

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Waiting for fireworks …

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Happy Birthday

Yay! UPDATE: Katherine got a “Today is My Birthday!” badge at the City Hall in the Magic Kingdom on Monday, and wore it on Tuesday as well. This generally meant…

Yay!

UPDATE: Katherine got a “Today is My Birthday!” badge at the City Hall in the Magic Kingdom on Monday, and wore it on Tuesday as well. This generally meant that cast members would say “Happy Birthday!” Occasionally they’d do something more special.

In this case, at Epcot. Pedro (the gent on the back/right) mustered the crew at the store together to sing her Happy Birthday. He also let her talk to Goofy by phone, and gave her a special pin. Very nice gent.

By the end of the second day, Katherine had taken the badge off, having gotten tired of being asked if it was her birthday, how old she was, etc.

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3 Years Ago Today

Because you never can tell about those Girl Scouts … Another good reason for marital fidelity A man, a plan, a canal – Panama! Memes Hmmm. Marginally more descriptive subject…

Because you never can tell about those Girl Scouts …

Another good reason for marital fidelity

A man, a plan, a canal – Panama!

Memes

Hmmm. Marginally more descriptive subject lines, I guess. Haven’t checked to see if the links have rotted, though.

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Toasts

Maybe the theme for the next Margie Gras should be “Most Excellent Toasts”: Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy But enough about me, here’s to you. Posted by Dave-o-Tron…

Maybe the theme for the next Margie Gras should be “Most Excellent Toasts“:

Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy
But enough about me, here’s to you.

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Terror in Hollywood America!

Bruce Schneier has been soliciting Hollywood-style terror attack ideas. For a while now, I have been writing about our penchant for “movie-plot threats”: terrorist fears based on very specific attack…

Bruce Schneier has been soliciting Hollywood-style terror attack ideas.

For a while now, I have been writing about our penchant for “movie-plot threats”: terrorist fears based on very specific attack scenarios. Terrorists with crop dusters, terrorists exploding baby carriages in subways, terrorists filling school buses with explosives — these are all movie-plot threats. They’re good for scaring people, but it’s just silly to build national security policy around them.

But if we’re going to worry about unlikely attacks, why can’t they be exciting and innovative ones? If Americans are going to be scared, shouldn’t they be scared of things that are really scary? “Blowing up the Super Bowl” is a movie plot to be sure, but it’s not a very good movie. Let’s kick this up a notch.

It is in this spirit I announce the (possibly First) Movie-Plot Threat Contest. Entrants are invited to submit the most unlikely, yet still plausible, terrorist attack scenarios they can come up with.

Your goal: cause terror. Make the American people notice. Inflict lasting damage on the U.S. economy. Change the political landscape, or the culture. The more grandiose the goal, the better. Assume an attacker profile on the order of 9/11: 20 to 30 unskilled people, and about $500,000 with which to buy skills, equipment, etc.

Sounds grotesque, perhaps, but there’s method in the madness.

The purpose of this contest is absurd humor, but I hope it also makes a point. Terrorism is a real threat, but we’re not any safer through security measures that require us to correctly guess what the terrorists are going to do next.

There’s actually some amazingly plausible suggestions made, and it makes fascinating, if disturbing, reading. Nothing that a bunch of folks over beers couldn’t come up with, so I don’t feel like he’s “giving the terrorists ideas,” but enough that, short of putting armed guards every 50 yards along every street and road, it’s difficult to imagine stopping them all.

And trying to stop each big ticket “movie plot” item is a mook’s game:

The problem with movie plot security is that it only works if we guess right. If we spend billions defending our subways, and the terrorists bomb a bus, we’ve wasted our money. To be sure, defending the subways makes commuting safer. But focusing on subways also has the effect of shifting attacks toward less-defended targets, and the result is that we’re no safer overall.

Terrorists don’t care if they blow up subways, buses, stadiums, theaters, restaurants, nightclubs, schools, churches, crowded markets or busy intersections. Reasonable arguments can be made that some targets are more attractive than others: airplanes because a small bomb can result in the death of everyone aboard, monuments because of their national significance, national events because of television coverage, and transportation because most people commute daily. But the United States is a big country; we can’t defend everything.

What, then, is the answer?

We need to defend against the broad threat of terrorism, not against specific movie plots. Security is most effective when it doesn’t make arbitrary assumptions about the next terrorist act. We need to spend more money on intelligence and investigation: identifying the terrorists themselves, cutting off their funding, and stopping them regardless of what their plans are. We need to spend more money on emergency response: lessening the impact of a terrorist attack, regardless of what it is. And we need to face the geopolitical consequences of our foreign policy and how it helps or hinders terrorism.

These vague things are less visible, and don’t make for good political grandstanding. But they will make us safer. Throwing money at this year’s movie plot threat won’t.

Wow. Sounds almost … reasonable.

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WDW 06 – Day 4 – Monday

Notes and scribbles: Today was Magic Kingdom day. We skipped the whole breakfast routine, and headed off, taking the MK bus up to the front doors of the park. Crowds…

Notes and scribbles:

  1. Today was Magic Kingdom day. We skipped the whole breakfast routine, and headed off, taking the MK bus up to the front doors of the park.

    Crowds were noticeably down today. A go-home day for the Memorial Day weekend, no doubt. The parks were hardly empty, but the throngs of humanity from Saturday and Sunday had been reduced from incredibly packed to simply expectedly full.

  2. First stop was City Hall, where Katherine got a “Today is My Birthday!” badge. Since this trip was sort of a birthday gift to her, it seemed reasonable for her to wear it for at least a day or two. That stop for the the badge put her and me behind the rest. We hustled down Main Street — but stopped long enough for Katherine to be serenaded by the Barbershop Quartet.

    We hung a left in mid-park and headed off to ride on Aladdin’s Magic Carpets, thence to the Jungle Cruise. Alas, with the Jack Sparrow retrofit going on, Pirates was closed down. Instead, we grabbed a family’s worth of FastPasses to Splash Mountain, then queued up for Thunder Mountain (Margie, Katherine and me). Fairly quick line (it was still early in the day), and good fun. It was still too early after that for the FP onto Splash Mountain, so the three of us headed there by the regular line. About 15-20 minutes, but fun.

    Margie and the ‘rents headed off to order lunch at Buffalo Bill’s. Katherine and I went on Splash Mountian again (FPs were ready). The FP line had already gotten longer, and we decided to only go onto it once more. We gave the extra FPs to another family.

  3. After lunch (yummy, but overcrowded), we edged around the rivierside, ignoring, as usual, Liberty Square, and heading into the Haunted Mansion. Not as good (I maintain) as the Anaheim version, but still enjoyable. Cut from there into Fantasy Land and onto It’s a Small World, which just got a makeover and looks dazzling (as dazzling as can Small World can be).

    Quick spin on the Teacups, then over to Toon Town Fair, where Katherine got to ride on her beloved Goofy’s Barnstormer, then spend about half an hour splashing around the SS Miss Daisy Duck, one of several dozen water-play-areas for kids scattered around WDW. Around this point, the ‘rents decided to retire back to the hotel, leaving us on our own. Woo-hoo!

  4. Took the pathway long the train tracks to skip over to Tomorrow Land (without passing by a face painting kiosk, ahem). We queued up for about 15 minutes for Space Mountain, in the dead-on sun, and without any line movement before word came back that the ride was down. *sigh* We hotfooted it over to Buzz Lightyear, and y thi, which was, as always, great fun (and almost no wait at that point). From there, we went through Stitch’s Great Escape.

    Quick ice cream break, and the finis for the park, three FPed rides in a row on Peter Pan (since we had the FastPasses from the ‘rents). Headed out of the park, stopping only long enough to pick up a cast complement card for Bruce the bus driver from the previous evening.

  5. We had about half an hour to shower and freshen up before the sitter arrived. Sitter? Ah, yes, this was to be Grown-Ups Night Out, so we had an in-room sitter coming for Katherine. In this case, we used a recommended service called “Fairy Godmothers” that does this for the Orlando area (407-277-3724) and the lady they sent out, named Vivian, did a marvelous job with Katherine. Not cheap, but highly recommended.

  6. Margie and I and the ‘rents took the boat down to Downtown Disney and barely made our 7:40 reservations to the Portabello Yacht Club, a nice Italian restaurant down there. Excellent filet, nummy dessert, friendly and competent service. Couldn’t ask for more.

    From there? Off to the Adventurers Club, the one place on Pleasure Island really worth visiting if you’re not into dance and/or comedy clubs. It, fortunately, will be surviving the current round of rebuilding at PI, but the whole PI business model, though better than it once was — you don’t need a ticket to walk through — still sucks. You need a quite expensive “cover charge” ticket to go into any of the clubs (including the AC).

    It’s a puzzlement, because, really, there’s not much at PI that most park visitors would find unique or interesting or something you couldn’t find elsewhere (if not qiute as convenient) as the Adventurers Club. It’s the one themed entertainment there — great fun, not kiddie fare by any means, but something unique to WDW. Why it isn’t better support (or emulated) elswhere, I have no idea.

    As another side note, the first year we went, they sold their signature “Kungaloosh!” drink in an odd-shaped souvenir cup that resembled the yakoose head on the wall. We’ve brought back our souvenir mugs each year. Last time, they’d dropped those mugs in favor of a more generic coconut tiki kinda thing, and this year it was just glassware. The bartender, however, greatly appreciated our having the old mugs, and gave me a smile and an Adventurers Club pen. Woot!

    We spent a couple of hours there, sitting through a variety of the shows — I was still up for more, but everyone else was fading (which was the right decision, likely) — then we took the boat back up to PO. We found Kitten fast asleep, in which state we soon joined her.

Actually posted 6 June, but backdated to the day it actually happened.

Parterre Place

Our lodge at Port Orleans. UPDATE: Parterre Place is part of the Magnolia Bend area of Port Orleans Riverside. We stayed at Magnoilia Terrace (another massive neo-Plantation Manor House sort…

Our lodge at Port Orleans.

UPDATE: Parterre Place is part of the Magnolia Bend area of Port Orleans Riverside. We stayed at Magnoilia Terrace (another massive neo-Plantation Manor House sort of building) the first year we went to WDW, though the past two times we were in Aligator Bayou, which has nearly identical rooms inside, but clustered in smaller units amidst more trees.

Pretty, regardless. This shot was taken from the boat that shuttles over to Downtown Disney.

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4 Years Ago

I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together … Squawk Holy Land 102 Minutes There’s a reason they were classics Follow-up Skywalker…

I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together …

Squawk

Holy Land

102 Minutes

There’s a reason they were classics

Follow-up

Skywalker Ranch = Kane’s Xanadu?

A gentle reminder

So, what’s Darth Vader up to?

We get searches …

Call it my pet peeve

Today’s Words of Wisdom

Wow. Descriptive titles, eh?

And, boy, a lot of posts.

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Zurg Child Care

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To the babysitter … And beyond!

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The Night of a Million Zillion Strollers

In Fantasyland. UPDATE: Not surprisingly, there are a lot of strollers at the park, both brought by people and rented (we went for 5-day rental — it’s not just a…

In Fantasyland.

UPDATE: Not surprisingly, there are a lot of strollers at the park, both brought by people and rented (we went for 5-day rental — it’s not just a stroller (which Kitten wanted only part of the time), it’s a Big Heavy Satchel Conveyance Device!

Anyway, near all rides and activities there are stroller parking areas, some informal, some manned by an actual Disney staff cast member who makes everything all nice and neat …

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TV Theme Songs

SONN takes on the thankless task of identifying the Best TV Theme Song evah. Thankless in that the corpus is so huge, and the associations between given tunes and their…

SONN takes on the thankless task of identifying the Best TV Theme Song evah. Thankless in that the corpus is so huge, and the associations between given tunes and their shows (and the title sequences themselves) is so tight, that it’s exceedingly difficult to come up with a “best.”

That said, just thinking of “classic” TV (which then includes current faves like “Firefly”), I can’t argue too much with his first choice of “Hawaii Five-O,” though I’d likely give the nod to “Mission: Impossible.” Or, maybe the oiriginal “Jonny Quest.” “Doctor Who,” perhaps. Even “Maverick.”

But, damn, I’ve got a ton of TV show MP3s I could point at, not to mention audio and video tapes of main title sequences I love, and I know I’m forgetting eleventy-dozen I like even better than those.

The flip side to the discussion, the Worst TV Theme Song, the nominees are even more endless, and though I don’t fear leaving out something I love, I find it hard to actually force myself to think of them.

So … what are your nominees (in either category)?

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Buckle Up!

Whilst off at Disney World, here’s some advice to help keep you safer in the car. Buckle up, fergoshsakes! One out of every five drivers will be involved in a…

Whilst off at Disney World, here’s some advice to help keep you safer in the car. Buckle up, fergoshsakes!

One out of every five drivers will be involved in a traffic crash this year.

Motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death among people age 44 and younger and the number one cause of head and spinal cord injury.

Approximately 35,000 people die in motor vehicle crashes each year. About 50 percent (17,000) of these people could be saved if they wore their safety belts.

More than 90 percent of all motorists believe safety belts are good idea, but less than 14 percent actually use them.

For maximum protection safety belts should be fastened before traveling any distance or speed. Seventy-five percent of crash deaths and injuries occur within 25 miles of home. More than half of all injury-producing motor vehicle crashes involve speeds under 40 m.p.h.

Motorists are 25 times more likely to be killed or seriously injured when they are “thrown clear” than when remain inside their vehicle.

Motorists can increase safety belt usage by example and verbal reminders. Nine out of 10 people buckle up when asked.

A common cause of death and injury to children in motor vehicles is being crushed by adults who are not wearing safety belts. One out of four serious injuries to passengers is caused by occupants being thrown into each other.

Of every 100 children who die in motor vehicle crashes at least 80 would survive if they were properly secured in an approved child safety seat or safety belts.

Three out of four families with child safety seats fail to use them correctly. Adults need to follow manufacturer’s instructions and secure seats properly before every trip.

An estimated 80 percent of American children area immunized against contagious diseases, but less than 10 percent are properly restrained when riding in a motor vehicle.

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WDW 06 – Day 3 – Sunday

Bits and pieces of the day: Very crowded, it being Sunday of Memorial Day weekend. Though it was less humid than the last couple of days, it was hotter. Animal…

Bits and pieces of the day:

  1. Very crowded, it being Sunday of Memorial Day weekend. Though it was less humid than the last couple of days, it was hotter.
  2. Animal Kingdom day. I had one goal for the day: to ride on the new Expedition Everest roller coaster.

    I was not to succeed.

  3. The front of the park remains one of the hottest and most sere. It’s not just things not having grown up yet — there are some large patches of bare pavement that don’t have anything planted on them, so it will always be a bit daunting in hot weather.

    Even more daunting when there’s a huuuuuuge throng of humanity ahead. Part of the problem is that there are now three chokepoints in front of any of the WDW parks. Last is the actual ticket turnstiles, where things get slowed down because everything now has a connect-the-park-pass-to-the-fingerprints system that, despite clear signage, half the visitors don’t seem to be able to operate. Middle is the actual ticket purchase kiosks, which we were able to bypass. But first in line, and newest, is the package check.

    I’m not sure what they’re looking for at these. They first appeared post-9/11, so supposedly it’s for security, but short of spotting, I dunno, someone carrying in a pistol or something, what’s the point? Nobody’s being patted down, and if I were actually trying to sneak something in, it would be trivial.

    Most of the line guards are pleasantly professional; the one in charge of the section we went through at AK was — well, not, really. He was not-quite-haranging folks to make sure that they had their package zippers open, etc. He sounded like a harried parent trying to get his kids to do somethign the right way, which is probably not the “good show” Disney is looking for.

  4. Got inside and grabbed a stroller. On our way toward the Tree of Life, we did one of our very few PhotoPass picture sessions. All the official in-park Disney photographers store their pics digitally, and transmit them back to the mothership. People can either check them out on their way out of the park, or go online for up to 30 days to view them there. We did a lot less of that this year than we have before.

  5. Did Africa first. FastPassed the safari ride, then took the train up to Rafiki’s Eco-World — which, though a bit hokey and heavy-handed, also has some nice educational materials for kids, which Katherine had a lot more appreciation for this year. Plus, they have a petting zoo.

    Rode on the Safari after that, which was, as always, fun (and the FP was definitely worth it, bypassing a huge hunk of line).

  6. From there, we went over to Asia — FPed the Kali River Rapids ride, then Margie went off to see if she could do FPs on Expedition Everest (no). She caught up to us at the Maharja’s Palace, which, like so much else in this particular park, is intensely “environmental,” showing attention to detail in the buildings and landscaping that’s truly remarkable. While many pooh-pooh AK as the poor cousin at WDW, it is, in many ways, the “best done” park.

    Everyone cooled off at a big public fountain, then we wandered over for lunch (which, after the hell of getting it, was a tasty, shady, relaxing interlude). Hopped over to the Bug’s Life show (again, cool and shady), then headed over to our FP time on Kali River Rapids.

    The FP got us through a lot of line, and was well worth it. The ride remains about half too short and insufficiently wet after climactic rapids drop, but it was still nice and cooling.

    Expedition Everest was out of FPs for the day, and was going to be a two hour wait, so we bagged that, and decided to come back another day for Dino Land USA. We headed back for the lodge.

  7. We got about twenty minutes of swimming before lightning closed the pool. We went back to our rooms and got ready for shopping and dinner — after cocktails.

    The shopping part was heading down to Downtown Disney Marketplace, where Katherine finally got some face painting in. Did a bit of poking around in the shops, then headed over to the Marketplace bus depot at 8:20, which was more than enough time for our 9:00 p.m. reservations for Boma, right?

    Well, barely not. Big Lesson to Remember: Downtown Disney is an awful transportation center; busses seem to take forever to get there, and being in one corner of WDW and interacting with “real world” traffic, it takes a long time to get anywhere. Easy to get there, tough to get away.

    As it was we got to AK Lodge at 9, and I trotted inside to let them know we were there.

  8. Boma was, as we remembered it, great. A wonderful buffet potpourri of food, both “western” and African themed. Everyone found many somethings to eat, and we had some good South African wine to go with it.

    Kitten crashed late in the meal, having been a real trooper all day. I carried her back to the bus depot.

    A note about the Disney bus system, in case it wasn’t obvious through the notes here. Every resort has busses that go to all parks and entertanment centers (e.g., Downtown Disney), and, thus, every park/center has busses that go to all the resorts.

    But the corollary to that is that, in most cases, if you want to go from one resort to another (e.g., Port Orleans to Animal Kingdom Lodge), you have to do it in two legs — PO to a park/center to AKL.

    There are a couple of exceptions — some of the locations are connected by water (e.g., Disney-MGM to Swan & Dolphn to Yacht Club to Boardwalk to Epcot), and there’s also the Transportation Center (busses to/from everywhere, plus a tie to the monorail system), but it remains more difficult to get between resorts than one woiuld immediately think.

    Which is why, when we caught the bus from AK Lodge to Downtown Disney, planning on going from there to Port Orleans, and we were the only seven people on the bus, the bus driver, a very nice gent named Bruce, called to get cleared to take us straight back to PO.

    Which was a nice way to end the evening.

Actually posted 6 June, but backdated to the day in question.